how the fuck is Cena gonna be in an Ironman Match?
 

Seriously? He has like 20 moves at most and pretty much only uses like 5-10 of them.

20?
you're being a bit liberal with that statement aren't you, are you including punches, kicks and shoulder tackle?

I think that includes Cena and Orton's entire moveset.

It'll be 23 minutes of Cena in a headlock, 23 minutes of Orton being punched, 10 minutes of failed pin attempts, 4 minutes of moves.

Pretty much.

apparently Bret Hart, Steve Blackman and William Regal are training him :shifty:

not even chris hero and mike quackenbush could extend his moveset
everyone else is playing smackdown vs raw 2001
cena is playing wwf warzone if you get my drift

With it being anything goes, my guess is 2/3rds of the match will be foreign objects, rest holds and outside interference.

i would love it if 3 mins into the cena orton match, bryan danielson and austin aries attack them both so they have to be stretchered out and then danielson and aries have to have the iron man match

now that is booking

I can guarantee Cena will get a few punches in, maybe that awful sit down thing that even he manages to screw up and an arm drag but the rest will be him getting kicked about the ring (figuratively) until about the last 5 when he makes a miraculous comeback (you know, to make a nice change from his normal matches) which is when he'll win. 1-0.

Sounds about right.

And they'll announce it as if it's the most grueling match either have ever been in.

58 minutes outside the ring

2 minutes inside

Orton is an okay wrestler, and I'm not bringing him down, but no way in hell he can carry Cena to a decent hour-long match. Shawn Michaels did it, but he's Shawn Michaels.

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST SLAP AND TICKLE DRAGONBALL OF ALL TIME

Cena really hasn't been that bad lately. Not expecting a classic, but I don't think it's gonna be bad.

This!

I don't see a 1-0 type of match, but for Orton to use a foreign object, rack up like 3-4 consecutive pins in the first 20 minutes or so, then Cena to go crazy for his massive comeback (how original) with 5 minutes left to tie it, have Orton in the STF for a minute to end the match with Orton not submitting, then Cena winning it in OT ala Shawn & Bret 1996

You left no time for the Hypnotic Viper Stare.

about ten 'FU's ehem.... sorry 'attitude adjustments' will be used
lots of up at nines

You kidding? That will be the finish alone.

He's Cena, he ALWAYS overcomes the odds. I won't watch this match due to possible boredom, but I will listen to it while I do other stuff around the house.

I hate to say this, because I'm not a Cena fan at all, but I think he will surpriser people this Sunday.

I hope people like headlocks.

I agree with Juan, I think he is really going to put on a show this time.


Although, after watching it last weekend, part of me hopes he stops Orton with a boat in tribute to 12 Rounds.

So you're buying the PPV and not watch it whole-way through?

I'm not buying it. :lol: I mainly want to see Miz/Morrison above all else honestly.

Damn. Why not just force Orton to watch 12 Rounds? Tie him to a chair and tape his eyes. I'm sure any foe would give up after that kind of torture.

I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time...probably not the reaction they would want out of the movie, but I did enjoy it.

Wait, how are you watching it then?

;) The same way most people do.

I thought you have to order the PPV and pay for it.

I'm not from US, so you might as well cut the bullshit and just answer me.

there are illegal ways to view it

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Oh, I had no idea you weren't in the states. My bad. Thought you already viewed the PPV's like we do.

Digi-box FTW.

Cena's a lot better than his character's "style" allows him to be. He's got a lot more moves than the ones he typically uses in wwe. Hopefully he'll be allowed to break them out for this iron man.

I don't know about the first part of that post, but even if so, you don't really expect the second part to happen?

Of course not.

Yeah, I' sure the guy knows more than 20 moves. I imagine John Cena as being a pretty intelligent and comporable worker. Maybe he's gonna change my mind and put on a fucking clinic. I surfe as hell hope so. Then maybe he'll turn heel, call out AmDrag and they'll feud in a best of seven series untill NWO where Regal and Michaels interfere and attack Danielson for tyring to fuck with their star. This leads to Regal v. Michaels v. Danielson at WM.

Oh yeah that's gonna happen. :roll:

I could be misreading things but, it seems like the man behind the character has something to prove of late. Maybe, the IWC finally got into his head. Cena was trying to have an actual wrestling match with HHH on what will probably be his last match on RAW. I think a motivated Cena with an aggressive faster paced Orton could put on a decent match. The real problem is that this "the rivalry" should have been over at Hell in a Cell.

The obvious choice is Cena going to Smackdown if he loses, but Vince could try to test out his theory that Cena=ratings by sending him briefly to ECW, though that seems unimaginable unless the scenario is elevating Christian to the Main Event.

Cena going to Smackdown= Cena winning the Royal Rumble and facing either Undertaker or CM Punk at WM

Orton's just gonna shoot Cena in the face at the beginning of the match

That is a hell of a post.

And yet, Cena would overcome the odds.

*Cena gets shot in the face*

*Turns slowly*

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...erm2_2667a.jpg

damn right

Randy Orton should just get a quick cheap pinfall on Cena then run away from Cena and leave the Arena for an hour.

lol that would be classic. But they'd probably use the OJ footage on a loop.

I didn't really read this, but I see too much usage of the word "cum". And this is a wrestling forum, therefore you're probably fucking gay.

The first part, about Cena's capacity is true. Ignoring the usual "well, you should have seen him in OVW," we did see quite a bit in his early Smackdown days. They softened him up to protect their investment.

this HBPunk guy seems to have some sort of gay preoccupation

Well if they count the entrance to the ring Orton can take off 20 minutes just walking down the aisle by himself like he usually does.

Cena runs down that ramp like he has a rocket strapped to his ass. It'll just reverse time.

Yes, Cena's rocket ass is a time machine.

I have a feeling cena very well may incorporate a complete revamping of the space time continuum shift in his arsenal this sunday.

What they definitely need to do is a spot with the Cena clones from WM, where Orton is surrounded by all of them and he starts RKO'ing them and trying to get pinfalls but the ref won't count because of some obvious thing that proves its not the real Cena.

Orton RKO's Clone #1 with the Adidas Sneakers (not Underarmour)
RKO to Clone #2 wearing the U C ME shirt without the C crossed out
RKO to Clone #3 with only one Cenanation Armband
RKO to Clone #4 who has a beard
etc..

jesus christ droford. come on.

Come on man that would be hysterical.

I'm really happy the Giants are playing the night game

I really do want to see them use the Cena clones in an angle.

I want it to be bryan danielson as a cena clone and he just beats the fuck out of cena for like 19 pin falls to Orton.

Droford, this made my day.