Seriously?
 

By Ryan Clark on Thursday, December 10th, 2009 at 12:24 PM EST


Wrong Side Of Town, starring RVD and Batista will be released on DVD and Blu-Ray on February 23rd, 2010. Here is a brief synopsis of the film and trailer. A former Navy Seal seeks revenge by killing a crooked night club owner who attacked his wife. The owners brother comes after him by placing a massive bounty on his head. His only hope will be to enlist an old friend in retaliation efforts. With his help he’ll stand a chance, but ultimately it will be up to him to save his family and escape his death sentence.


:rofl::rofl:

Um....what?

who is who in that movie I wonder

Ja Rule AND Viscera? I'm sold.

I will own this movie

Maybe if they focused on their product as opposed to all these movies....

Ja Rule used to be Clarence Mason.

Don't know if it'll be better than this though:

http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/oct09/river.jpg

Glacier is also in it.

Ditto.

Ok that can't be real

They need to get that cast for Left 4 Dead 3.

Also, apparently zombies = blackface in that movie:

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"Post it note to self, rep Xero for this."

Who would play the female though? Alundra Blayze or Chyna?

Luna.

I can just imagine her saying "pills here" in her trademark voice.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I just played that out in my head and I can't stop laughing. I have to leave the building for a few minutes. Holy shit.

That's 2 post-its Xero.

Why does Sid look like Will Ferrell?

I just had a brainstorm.

WWE should get Uwe Boll to direct "WWE Smackdown vs RAW 2010 the Movie"

It would about some kid who creates a wierd looking wrestler and then his PS3 gets zapped by a bolt of lightning turning his created wrestler into a real wrestler who goes on a rampage to wrestle Cena at Wrestlemania.

Wow, that River of Darkness really has wrestlecrap written all over it, lol.

Considering it's a fairy tale, Cena must lose.

Cena ends up being revealed as a Shang Tsung type character that feeds off his opponents souls during matches but our lightning blast created hero doesn't have a soul, so Cena is foiled and ends up losing, thus releasing all the energy he stole from all the wrestlers he faced, turning him back to a white boy rapper wannabe.

Wow, a virus that turns all people into negroes. Nice.

Sounds like a sure fire hit.

All the white kids would be like "Shit, we gotta go there".

Sixx....You need to do commentary for a movie like that.

You know, if we got the right people together from here we could make some bad ass/hilarious commentary tracks.

TPWW Theater 3K

Zombie Sid!:love:

http://xroads.virginia.edu/~UG02/gan...hJimPatGun.jpg

You dirty rat. You killed my brother.

YES

When your a zombie, no one cares if you shit yourself.

In fact, it probably helps.

:rofl:

Christ that poster with angle in it looks like the crap I pulled off to get an A in my media 101 class freshman year

Wow, just Googled the movie title.

lol

good sig btw

:mad:

Zombie Sid can break his leg and still keep on truckin too.

He'd probably be pretty successful with a squeegee even.

This is now streaming instantly on Netflix!

After ex-Navy Seal Bobby Kalinowsky (Rob Van Dam) accidentally kills a man who accosted his wife in a club, the slain man's brother (Jerry Katz) puts a $100,000 bounty on his head in this action flick packed with wrestling superstars. With every thug in the city gunning for him, Bobby has to rely on his combat survival training and his old friend Ronnie (David Bautista) to keep himself and his family alive.

lol David Bautista

Big Dave is shooting to keep Mark Henry from being the first Academy Award Winning Superstar in the WWE.

Or, whats more likely..Razzie Award Winning..

that would be awesome.

Sounds like a Jean Claude Van Damme film

If it's on Netflix streaming, I might check it out.

If for no other reason than lulz.

RVD should be in the Roadhouse reboot.

RIP Patrick Swayze.

I thought the movie was a joke when I started reading....

Roflmao. Fact - The internet is 50% porn.

It sounds like Walking Tall.