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It's High Noon!
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Seriously?
By Ryan Clark on Thursday, December 10th, 2009 at 12:24 PM EST
Wrong Side Of Town, starring RVD and Batista will be released on DVD and Blu-Ray on February 23rd, 2010. Here is a brief synopsis of the film and trailer. A former Navy Seal seeks revenge by killing a crooked night club owner who attacked his wife. The owners brother comes after him by placing a massive bounty on his head. His only hope will be to enlist an old friend in retaliation efforts. With his help he’ll stand a chance, but ultimately it will be up to him to save his family and escape his death sentence. ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
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Cranky Kong
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Um....what?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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who is who in that movie I wonder
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Over Like Rover
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The trailer for this has been knocking around for ages. Van Dam is the lead/'hero', Batista plays his buddy. It has Ja Rule (lol) and Viscera in it as well
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Cranky Kong
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Ja Rule AND Viscera? I'm sold.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I will own this movie
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Pelvic Sorcerer
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WWE and their ultra violent movies.
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It's High Noon!
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Maybe if they focused on their product as opposed to all these movies....
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Over Like Rover
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Besides Dancing Dave, the film has nothing to do with Vince/WWE
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Cranky Kong
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Ja Rule used to be Clarence Mason.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Don't know if it'll be better than this though:
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He's Here
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#13 |
It's High Noon!
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Over Like Rover
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Well I absoloutely have to see that bad boy
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It's High Noon!
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It's a blood match!
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Ok that can't be real
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It's High Noon!
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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Also, apparently zombies = blackface in that movie:
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He's Here
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Luna.
I can just imagine her saying "pills here" in her trademark voice. |
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It's High Noon!
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Why does Sid look like Will Ferrell?
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I just had a brainstorm.
WWE should get Uwe Boll to direct "WWE Smackdown vs RAW 2010 the Movie" It would about some kid who creates a wierd looking wrestler and then his PS3 gets zapped by a bolt of lightning turning his created wrestler into a real wrestler who goes on a rampage to wrestle Cena at Wrestlemania. |
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He's Here
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Cena ends up being revealed as a Shang Tsung type character that feeds off his opponents souls during matches but our lightning blast created hero doesn't have a soul, so Cena is foiled and ends up losing, thus releasing all the energy he stole from all the wrestlers he faced, turning him back to a white boy rapper wannabe.
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YesYesYes!
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Wow, that River of Darkness really has wrestlecrap written all over it, lol.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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Wow, a virus that turns all people into negroes. Nice.
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Sounds like a sure fire hit.
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LUV CABBAGE/H8 JEWS
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All the white kids would be like "Shit, we gotta go there".
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It's High Noon!
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Sixx....You need to do commentary for a movie like that.
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He's Here
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You know, if we got the right people together from here we could make some bad ass/hilarious commentary tracks.
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Zombie Sid!
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He's Here
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Christ that poster with angle in it looks like the crap I pulled off to get an A in my media 101 class freshman year
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Bringin' Back The Sexy
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![]() You dirty rat. You killed my brother. |
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emerge
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YES
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Former TPWW Royalty
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Formerly Fausto Carmona
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Wow, just Googled the movie title.
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I thought the movie was a joke when I started reading....
Roflmao. Fact - The internet is 50% porn. Last edited by GoneFishing; 03-12-2010 at 10:09 AM. |
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yeah nah good mate
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lol
good sig btw |
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