things you can say to a wrestler that you cant say to your girlfriend
 

a long time ago there was a pretty funny thread about stuff you can say to a wrestler but cant say to your gf. Things like " i need you to job to me". I cant find that thread, can anyone help?

"On Sunday night...Your ass is mine!"

"and if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya!..."

Audience: "SUCK IT!"

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(cue up but don't play sound, just play it to 0:23 muted, and then when you need it right after the punch line, hit the music full tilt.)

also from DX:

"Are you ready?

NO, I SAID ARE YOU READY?!

Then, for the young lady in my life, and the millions watching on the World Wide Web (if you really wanna piss your gf off that is by doing such a cruel prank like that...the "and millions" part, obv.), Lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllet's get ready to 'SUCK IT!' "

Kinda mediocre suggestions. I suggest use only after careful deliberation and with only perfectly timed discretion.

O_o

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ring the bell

"It wasn't my fault"

after she gets a pregnancy test that comes back positive

"well its the big show!"

"I 'M GONNA MAKE YOU SUBMIT"

"ok, tonight i'll let you stiff me"

lay down for me

"tonight I'm gonna screw you"

I'm Best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be

"I am the excellence of execution"

"Can you power slam me?"

I remember the first thread being much funnier than this one.

"Look, if we fuck up I'll just punch you in the gut and go for the finish."

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A RUSH!

Actually.....that one kinda works

"Vintage penis!!"

I'll choppy choppy your pee pee.

"Are you bleeding tonight?"

Welcome, CBiz. You're off to a great start.

"I liked watching you bleed during the hardcore stuff"

"You're only good enough to job to a few guys a week"

"Looks like you got hit with the unprettier"

"How'd you like to wrestle Mr. Ass?"

"I'm going to finish you off with a baseball bat."

I stole a little from other posts. By the way, that was good CBiz

Well, that was a Dusty finish!

I LIKE YOUR POETRY

[Angry Tone]

"You're going down! :mad:

[/Angry Tone]

Ooooooooooh yeeeeeeeah!!!

This doesn't work on either side. Why couldn't you say this to your girlfriend? Why would you tell someone you would screw them?

Lick my fucking balls.


:shifty:

"You're going to join a special club..."

So did you say that to Hyatt or Lita?

Jesus

This is the greatest night in the history of our sport.

Because its a bit crass I cant imagine someone saying that to their gf outright

I wouldn't say that to a woman or a wrestler.

that was an excellently executed hammerlock.

Shawn Michaels. :shifty:

That was bowling shoe ugly

"Everybody's Got a Price! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA!!!"

FEEL THE BANG!

If you have an open and honest relationship, you should be able to say any of these things to your partner.

this shouldve been things you can say to a wrestler that you cant say anyehere else

gf is too limiting and damndest is right any sexual innuendo between you and your partner should be perfectly fine between the two of you

Looking For the Logic in a Wrestling Forum Comedy Thread

"You're a whore and I don't ever want to see you again" is something that you'd hear in wrestling but damn sure aren't going to say to a girlfriend. That you want to keep, anyway.

Looking For the Logic in a Wrestling Forum Comedy Thread

my ex wants to join us for a triple threat match

when you had enough tap out!

Austin 3:16 says i just fucked you in the ass

i squashed her last week

lets end tonight in a clusterfuck


if you're not going down on me i got 2 words for you "suck it!!!"

"I want to have bestiality sex with you".

(Kurt Angle to Booker T's wife)

know your role and shut your mouth

OPEN EM UP!!!

know you role and OPEN your mouth

im gonna bust you wide open the hardway

my 22 inch python

gonna whip you like a goverment mule

get ready to suck it

Can you get some Color tonight?

The funny in this thread is that 2% of you actually have girlfriends.

"I post on an internet wrestling forum under the name RECTAL PERTRUDER"

that spandex suits you

:rofl::rofl: shut up you bald cunt

"1!....2!....YAH! A boyhood dream has come true!"

"Let's take it home!"

"I'll give you the heat, then your gonna lay on your back and do the job."

That was absolutely Perfect.

'ok lets bring it home

1....2.....3... ARRRAAGGHHRRGGHH' *SPLAT*

How bout a three way dance?

"I'm gonna fuck Sunny tonight."

SNAP INTO IT!

You need to apply more oil.

Can you shoot me up?

LOL!

Kane86 is ON FIRE!