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The old "Head" gimmick had come back to haunt Al Snow. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/22.jpg Eugene: You mean wrestling isn't real? :'( |
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Benoit: You jellin'? HBK: Like a fellon! HHH: HA! You guys beat me up, but I'm fine now! HBK: He's not jellin' Benoit: Or sellin'.... (got class in five minutes this is the only one I can do now . All of my captions would have been crappy anyways...) |
Just so you know, I'm using only captions in the other thread for the archives, so don't waste your posts.
http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10039 |
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Instead of typical silk webbing, the Foley spider would wrap its prey in barbwire before eating it. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/02.jpg Kane had warned the Blue Meanie to stand back when his pyro went off. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/03.jpg Sexay pleaded with Kane to let him finish his third lunch before the match continued. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/04.jpg Kane does his best Slingblade impression. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/05.jpg Kane desperately tried to save Grandmaster Sexay from being sucked up into the UFO. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/06.jpg Eugene: I wanna go on that ride, daddy! Regal: Me too, son. Me too. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/07.jpg Realizing that the WWE fans were weak-minded, Tajiri used the Jedi Mind Trick to get over. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/08.jpg Al Snow regretted the Tequila drinking contest with Eddie Guerrero earlier on. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/09.jpg Tajiri proved once and for all to be the champion of Truth or Dare when he removed A-Train's thong with his teeth. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/10.jpg Coach: Go back to England! And tell them Scotland is free! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/11.jpg Only a dumb bitch like Lita could botch grabbing a target as huge as Trish's breasts. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/12.jpg Lita was wracked in pain. Trish's nipples were hitting the pressure points in her back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/13.jpg Trish had become so starved over time from vomitting after every meal, that she began to eat her own body parts. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/14.jpg Trish: Don't you ever say that my man's penis looks like an Ostrich head ever again, bitch. *SLAP* http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/15.jpg When the ref saw Christian absord Jericho's soul, he knew it was time to take a stance. MORTAL KOMBAT! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/16.jpg Jericho: Ughhh... Head hurts... Where am I? Trish: On your back, in the middle of the ring... Jericho: That's the last time I say, "There's no place like home," when having a nightmare. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/17.jpg Eugene had baffled La Resistance by explaining the scientific makeup of the fabric of reality by means of idiot savuant. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/18.jpg Edge was the new Terminator sent by Austin to bury the talent, that would explain why his finger-morphing weapon was done with the middle finger. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/19.jpg Hurricane had body odor that would make even a Frenchman cower. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/20.jpg Eugene: Will you pet my teddybear? (Strange ticking sound coming from the bear) http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/21.jpg Hurricane underwent the tryouts for joining La Resistance. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/22.jpg Eugene: (Crying) It's ruined! Regal: Well, Eugene, I'm terribly sorry my dear boy. But you have to admit. That bear was more fluffy and cuddly than Triple H. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/23.jpg Flair: *FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT* Triple H: Hah, that's nothing, check THIS out... BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAH. Crowd: Ho-ly shit! Ho-ly shit! Ho-ly shit! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/24.jpg Foley: *Sigh* Oh no. Not you too, Chris. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/25.jpg JR: BAH GAWD! FLAIR IS LITERALLY URINATING ALL OVER CHARLIE HAAS! King: Woohoo, puppies! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/26.jpg The ref decided to let this one slide, as Orton was not giving leverage to Triple H for the abdominal stretch. It turned out Triple H was giving leverage to Orton to help him take a shit. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/27.jpg While Cena saw miniature versions of ECW champions on his shoulder when he had to make a decision, it's apparent that Michaels saw up-and-coming stars before screwing a Canadian in their hometown. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/28.jpg When Triple H passed out in the ring, Michaels knew exactly what to do to get him back up... http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/29.jpg Triple H: One blowjob, one blowjob, hayabayabaybayba Do I hear one blowjob, haybayabblahblahblah. Michaels: One blowjob! Triple H: Two blowjobs, two blowjobs! Do I hear two blowjobs! Hybabayababablahblah. Benoit: Two blowjobs. Triple H: Haybahaba two blowjobs, do I hear three blowjobs and your soul? Going once... Going twice... Erm, Shawn? Michaels: ...Sorry, my soul belongs to Jesus. Triple H: ...Sold... Benoit retains. :-\ |
OK, I have NEVER done captions before, so if these turn out to be crap, I'm just going to leave it to the pros.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/01.jpg Normal people prefer spaghetti, Mick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/02.jpg Told you Viagra has side effects. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/04.jpg Kane: Then what happened, Papa Smurf? http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/05.jpg NEVER interrupt Kane when he's talking to Smurfs. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/06.jpg Trish: Who's career is doomed forever? http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/07.jpg Tajiri: HA HA! You're an Internet Nerd. HAHAHAHA! TPWW: You're dead and buried. Tajiri: :( http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/08.jpg Al Snow(thinking) I NEVER get a match, this is the first time I've been on air since November, I don't even have a gimmick anymore..... Tajiri:Uh...Al? Don't we have a match? Al: Shut Up. You're dead and buried. Tajiri: :( http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/09.jpg Look Mom! I'm on TV!!! Mom: Shut up! You're dead and buried. Tajiri: :( http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/10.jpg Coach:Why exactly did I take this job? http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/18.jpg You NEVER steal a candy bar from Edge understand? http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/19.jpg Hurricane: IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...... Other guy: Uh.....holmes, that only works when you have a mic... http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/23.jpg And the WWE is proud to present its summer collection.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/25.jpg Flair: Can you see it Shelton? Shelton: NO! The ights are bright! They're hurting my eyes! Flair: Keep looking and you'll see. *Earl Hebner starts counting* Mick: GET UP! Its a trick you jackass! Shelton: I can't! Something's holding me down! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/27.jpg Age was catchin up. Shawn needed frequent rests during matches. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/28.jpg Really, Shawn, maybe you should get a trainer? http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/29.jpg Triple H: We are gathered here today...... |
My first go at captions too!
http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/01.jpg Mick Foley got tired of book advertising and decided it was time to introduce the world to 'The Foley Beard Brush' http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/02.jpg Vince watched the reality hit Kane that he was never going to be pushed as 'Kane - Monster of the Blues' http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/04.jpg Kane: Dude, that last fart almost made me chunder! GMS: Wait, wait, I've just floated the mother of all air-biscuits! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/05.jpg GMS: How can you not smell it?? Get closer! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/06.jpg Trish: Have you seen my thong? Eugene: No Trish: Have you seen my thong? Regal: Trish, my dear. Everyone has seen your thong! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/08.jpg When Vince told Al Snow to rest up before the next series of Tough Enough, he forgot to mention that he may be required to perform in the occasional match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/09.jpg Tajiri: I've got Trish's thong, I've got Trish's thong. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/10.jpg Coach: Dude, that's not Trish's thong, that's JR's. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/18.jpg Edge: I am over with the internet! I wrote on it and everything! http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/19.jpg After the challenge was laid down by Grandmaster Sexay for the smelliest farts, Hurricane picked up the challenge........ http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/23.jpg And as usual Evolution took it just a step too far. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/25.jpg WWe thought that Shelton had been taking advice from Al Snow on rest & relaxation, and quickly appointed Ric Flair to motivate Mr Benjamin. It was shortly discovered that Shelton Benjamin had been standing behind Hurricane when he cracked off 'The Hurra-hurricane' http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/27.jpg Randy Orton was the first to sign up for HBK's 'Walk like The Rock' classes. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/28.jpg After intensive walking-coaching, both Orton and HBK were exhausted and had to stop for a mutual cuddly-snooze. http://raw.wwe.com/results/041204/images/29.jpg Triple H: Okay, when I count to 3, grip right hands, with your thumbs up. Benoit: Ok HBK: yep, alright then. Triple H: Now remember that the referee's decision is final. you can't move your feet, and you can't start until after I finish saying' 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!' That's when you start! Benoit: Got it. HBK: Seems clear enough. Who jobs? Triple H: Can't be my turn again. HBK: Not me. Benoit: Not me either. Triple H: VINCE!!! THEY'RE NOT JOBBING TO ME!!!!!!!!! |
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