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Top 5 Out of Shape Wrestlers
My top 5
5. Matt Hardy 4. Jeff Hardy 3. Big Show 2. Mark Henry 1. Samoa Joe |
Salads ALL AROUND, BITCHES!
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Scott Hall
Jeff Hardy Bubba Ray Matt Hardy Big Show |
ooh, some ones I had forgotten about.
Still, Bubba's gimmick is being a fat degenerate. |
Samoa Joe
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1. Samoa Joe
2. Carlito 3. William Regal 4. Husky Harris 5. Mike Knox |
any given 5 on most indy shows
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Abby made up for it in how effin' Hardcore he was tho. |
1. Samoa Joe
2. Big Show 3. Matt Hardy 4. Mark Henry 5. Awesome Kong |
most of ev 2.0, Sloppy joe,Husky Rotund-o,foley,and The hardee's boys.
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Dylan
Dylan Dylan |
Oh look. A bunch of out of shape internet mongers talking about a bunch of out of shape wrestlers.
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surprised no one's mentioned Big Daddy V/Visera
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I'm surpirsed no on has said D-Von! He was jacked when he was in WWE. Not so much now.
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is age a consideration?
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For me I would say that the only consideration I make is whether or not they are an active wrestler on a major roster. Matt should not be fat. Neither should Jeff. Samoa Joe should not be AS fat.
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Rowdy piper....and pretty much any other 80's early 90's wrestler that still get contracts
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Going with the, Needs to be on a major roster theme, and not the old 80/90's stars still on the scene theme, I would say...
Fat Hardy, Bubba Ray, Jeff Hardy, Sloppy Joe & Mick Foley... Consolation Prize goes to Vickie Guerrero cause she's just gross... Sorry Eddie... |
Mark Henry
Calling a man who can tear a padlock off a door and drag a hummer out of shape hhhmmm |
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The Necro Butcher
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Can't believe nobody's mentioned Tomko yet.
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5-Edge
4-Scott Hall 3-Fatt Hardy 2-Jeff Hardy 1-Tomko |
Mickie James
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Yokozuna
Umaga |
I guess they would be out of shape.
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Anybody that mentioned Mark Henry can fuck right off.
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I also barely consider Jeff Hardy out of shape.
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I think there's a difference between being out of shape and being fat. Samoa Joe is fat, but I wouldn't say he's out of shape. I mean, he can still put on really long matches and his endurance is better than most wrestlers that have chiseled bodies.
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Like for instance VInce Neil of Motley Crue used drugs all through the 80's and look at him now. |
Samoa Joe is not out of shape IMO, sure he does not have a muscular physique by any means, but he can move pretty fast, and he does jumping kicks and shit like that. I wouldn't call him out of shape all around. He is certainly in ring shape.
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Anybody that mentioned Mark Henry can fuck right off.
:y: just shows how ignorant people are about health and the body. |
Out of Shape wrestlers.... I'll have to go all time.
5. Tommy Rich circa now. (it's sad. He is in about as rough shape as Flair is, if not rougher) 4. Big Vis 3. Chris Chance (one bump and "I'm blown up! I need a picnic table.") 2. Haystack Calhoun 1. Yoko (RIP) I consider those folks "Out of Shape." Harley Race never had the body of a god, but I would be damned if I would have EVER called him Out of Shape. Same with Terry Gordy and a lot of the "fat" wrestlers. |
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And back to Mark Henry...all of his stunts these days are fake as hell and the man sweats just getting in the ring. |
Oh look. My post got quoted thrice with 1-2 in my favour.
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