Top 5 in WWE Most Likely to test dirty on the wellness policy?
 

Pick the top 5 names in WWE right now that you would bet the house on that they would 100% for sure fail a WWE drug test. If they were tested right now.

Note, it can be for any of their banned substances.

1. John Cena
2. Matt Hardy
3. Skip Sheffield
4. Undertaker
5. Triple H

1) Cena
2) Otunga
3) Skip
4) Zeke Jackson
5) Vince McMahon

1. Skip Sheffield
2. Jamie Keys
3. One of the Uso Brothers
4. Dolph Ziggler
5. Luke Gallows

Roids-Chris masters, Skippy Sheffield, Mason Ryan(FCW,but it's sooo obvious I posted it)Other substances-Matt Hardy, C.M. Punk(Not really, but wouldn't that be messed up?), and Hornswoggle is on the crystal meth I think.

Hornswoggle is on Anti-Growth Hormones.

Matt Hardy is the only one at this particular moment I'd be willing to bet on

5. Triple H
4. Ezekiel Jackson
3. John Cena
2. David Otunga
1. Skip Sheffield

Matt Hardy
Wade Barrett
Otunga
HHH
Masters

1. David Otunga
2. Alex Riley
3. John Morrison
4. Matt Hardy
5. Chris Masters

I didn't include any top names because they'd have cycled off already, as the office would have informed them a couple weeks ago. I didn't include Skip because of the broken leg. He's going to have perscriptions for shit.

Mostly everyone on my list will piss hot for painkillers. The exception, obviously, being Otunga. Yes, I said Otunga. Masters is more likely on painkillers than roids.

Josh Matthews. And I think Michael Cole is on crack.

-Matt Hardy
-Cena
-Sheffield
-Sheamus
-Otunga

Morrison and Cena are probably on HGH but you can't test unless it's a blood test, dunno if the wellness policy does blood testing

I would only take Wade Barrett off that list, he is just a big dude, nothing really stands out about his look. He's not super ripped or over the top conditioned.

Trips and Cena won't fail a WP test. I'm betting they have prescriptions for whatever they're on, and WWE wouldn't risk losing their fave guys to a fair shake.

If we're talking who's on drugs, however,

Cena
Triple H
Orton
Punk
Vickie Guerrero (probably what caused that stroke that screwed up her speech)

Nice Vickie comment Swiss I love it...

If thee WWE didn't do the test themselves the top 5 might be...
Cena
Trips
Johnny Morrison
Skip Sheffield
Otunga the Piece

CENA
Orton
Ziggler
R-Truth
Matt Hardy (def. not steroids, but other shit)

Did Swiss post in this thread?

I think he called YOU Swiss.







:rofl:

I am going to make a list called The Top 5 in WWE who will make a top 5 list.