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BizarroKing

12-09-2010 07:02 PM

Jeff Hardy gets lucky again

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Hardy was in a North Carolina courtroom on Wednesday to defend himself against various drug charges stemming from his September 2009 arrest.

According to the Moore County Sheriff's Office police report, found 262 Vicodin prescription pills, 180 Soma prescription pills, 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, a residual amount of powder cocaine and items of drug paraphernalia when doing a search of Hardy's home.

Hardy was arrested (mugshot) and hit with a long list of charges - including:

- Conspiracy to traffic in Opium
- Trafficking in Opium by possession
- 2 counts of possession with intent to distribute
- Felony possession of cocaine
- Felony maintaining a controlled substance in a vehicle/dwelling/place
- Misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia

As we've seen a number of times before, the Moore County Superior Court delayed the case yet again - with Hardy due back in court on January 20th.

How the hell does Jeff do it? Does the jury consist of TNA fans or something?

Lock Jaw

12-09-2010 07:10 PM

The Judge can't hear the prosecution over the chants of "THIS IS AWESOME!"

CSL	12-09-2010 07:18 PM

My god what an evil bastard. How dare he be alive. We should probably just hunt that life damaging bastard down now and throw him off a cliff.

What Would Kevin Do?

12-09-2010 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3351352)

How the hell does Jeff do it? Does the jury consist of TNA fans or something?

This can be for several reasons, none of which would have to do with a jury. Our legal system can take forever.

SOCCER LEGS

12-09-2010 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3351363)

My god what an evil bastard. How dare he be alive. We should probably just hunt that life damaging bastard down now and throw him off a cliff.

prob the smartest thing you've ever posted.

CSL	12-09-2010 07:33 PM

Well as long as you keep setting the bar for intelligent and well thought out posts, I'll keep reaching for it. You truly are an inspiration.

I mean, who could forget such inspirational posts as

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Originally Posted by SOCCER LEGS (Post 3348182)

when you spend so much time on your knees sucking dick it's no surprise

SOCCER LEGS

12-09-2010 07:47 PM

glad my posts have such an impact on you, i'll do my best to keep em coming.

BizarroKing

12-09-2010 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by What Would Kevin Do? (Post 3351364)

This can be for several reasons, none of which would have to do with a jury. Our legal system can take forever.

Yea I'm just surprised at how many times this case has been delayed.

teamXtremist

12-09-2010 08:00 PM

its not that hard to figure out guys jeff has top notch lawyers theyll ust keep getting his dates reset until they get a judge thats in good with jeffs attorneys hes not going to prison tbh

YoungFlyFlashy

12-09-2010 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by teamXtremist (Post 3351393)

its not that hard to figure out guys jeff has top notch lawyers theyll ust keep getting his dates reset until they get a judge thats in good with jeffs attorneys hes not going to prison tbh

BINGO!

JimmyMess

12-09-2010 08:08 PM

Jeff Hardy + Drug Charges = Community Service at the MAX

St. Jimmy

12-09-2010 08:12 PM

Minimum Sentencing for the major charges are SOME jail time. He can keep pushing it back, but eventually he's going to lock up.

Emperor Smeat

12-09-2010 09:43 PM

I think it also has to do with the charges being mostly about stuff related to dealers instead of charging him mainly as a user since he appears to be a pothead who smokes a lot and maybe gives some to friends who come over for the occasional group smoke.

He'll end up getting punished for the possession charges but none dealing with him as a dealer.

dronepool

12-09-2010 10:56 PM

Good for him.

screech

12-10-2010 12:36 AM

Thought this thread was going to detail a Jeff Hardy sexcapade.

Kane Knight

12-10-2010 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JimmyMess (Post 3351401)

Jeff Hardy + Drug Charges = Community Service at the MAX

Is there any community service that involves falling off ladders?

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Originally Posted by St. Jimmy (Post 3351409)

Minimum Sentencing for the major charges are SOME jail time. He can keep pushing it back, but eventually he's going to lock up.

Assuming he doesn't manage to weasel out.

Shadow

12-10-2010 05:09 AM

Even though this is a federal case...why the hell does it keep getting delayed? As far as I know, there is no legal reason for it to be delayed this long. At this point, he won't be going to jail until well after he's retired from wrestling.

It just perplexes me.

Rammsteinmad

12-10-2010 05:37 AM

I'm blaming this on Hulk Hogan.

RiX1024

12-10-2010 06:03 AM

They must be TNA fans.

Waylander

12-10-2010 07:32 AM

The jury can't be TNA fans, there aren't that many of them outside of Florida...

Hey, somebody had to say it.

SlickyTrickyDamon

12-10-2010 07:36 AM

I think Jeff signed to TNA just for an excuse to delay the trial this many times already. To show that he is working and doesn't have the time to be in NC for an extended period of time. If he wasn't a celebrity he'd probably have been in a jail cell for most of this time awaiting trial.

ooTin

12-10-2010 10:20 AM

Fuck El Jeffe he sucks

erickman

12-10-2010 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Waylander (Post 3351808)

The jury can't be TNA fans, there aren't that many of them outside of Florida...

Hey, somebody had to say it.

they are probly flair fans an you know everyone in the south are flair fans whooooo

Swiss Ultimate

12-10-2010 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3351352)

How the hell does Jeff do it? Does the jury consist of TNA fans or something?

To be fair, delaying the procedure isn't something that is uncommon, especially when the defendant has a good lawyer. Jeff is just using all the money he got from selling drugs to finance his case.

SaskatchewanChamp

12-11-2010 11:24 AM

Who gives a fuck? Long Live Immortal!!!

Volare

12-11-2010 11:35 AM

:nono:

Aguakate

12-11-2010 11:39 AM

The case getting delayed isn't necessarily a good thing for Hardy. It's usually the defendant's lawyer using his tactics. Plus, Hardy now has to pay his lawyer more money, since the case got delayed.

SaskatchewanChamp

12-11-2010 11:50 AM

Is he not on probation? I believe, and it might be different in the United States, that probation counts against your sentence. I believe if he gets found guilty, he will never step a foot in jail, and can continue to entertain the world every Thursday night on Impact!

ooTin

12-11-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SaskatchewanChamp (Post 3352822)

Kane Knight

12-11-2010 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadow (Post 3351758)

He has good lawyers?

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Originally Posted by Waylander (Post 3351808)

The jury can't be TNA fans, there aren't that many of them outside of Florida...

Hey, somebody had to say it.

And no TNA fan would miss out on the Impact Zone anyway.

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Originally Posted by Aguakate (Post 3352818)

The case getting delayed isn't necessarily a good thing for Hardy. It's usually the defendant's lawyer using his tactics. Plus, Hardy now has to pay his lawyer more money, since the case got delayed.

Potential freedom is something worth spending money on. Especially since he's getting paid, getting high, and has a big gay belt.

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Originally Posted by SaskatchewanChamp (Post 3352822)

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ooTin

12-11-2010 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3352864)

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/k...llh/lolwut.jpg

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats awesome

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