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Mr. Nerfect 03-10-2011 07:02 AM
I might have actually watched NXT 3 if this girl was on it...
 
Apparently the WWE have signed SHIMMER wrestler Tenille to a developmental contract. She was born in Melbourne, Australia but moved to Calgary to train under Lance fucking Storm and has apparently been working regularly for SHIMMER and ECCW.

I have a new favourite Diva:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/a...uil/T-0116.jpg

http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/up.../08/080310.jpg

http://www.wfxwrestling.com/Portals/0/TenilleTayla.png

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Eh_4vcOeF_..._tayla_002.jpg

http://www.filesnews.com/wp-content/...enille-09-.jpg

http://www.filesnews.com/wp-content/...-Tenille12.jpg

http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/i...1f396ce5/m.jpg

Nicky Fives 03-10-2011 07:48 AM
Generic blonde #0965

CSL 03-10-2011 07:57 AM
Yeah, because that automatically means she must not be attractive

CSL 03-10-2011 07:57 AM
http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-conten...egan-fox-1.jpg

Generic brunette #1739 lads

Sixx 03-10-2011 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3457210)
Yeah, because that automatically means she must not be attractive
But she really isn't anything special.

Cool King 03-10-2011 08:43 AM
I wish I had the money to move to Calgary to train under Lance fucking Storm. :(

CSL 03-10-2011 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sixx (Post 3457225)
But she really isn't anything special.
Not at all. It's more the whole generic comment, implying he wouldn't lay pipe or something. I don't think Megan Fox is anything special but I definitely would. Wherever you go on the internet where there's a picture/video of a moderately attractive bird, there's always some virgin waiting to list what's wrong with her.

CSL 03-10-2011 08:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3457228)
I wish I had the money to move to Calgary to train under Lance fucking Storm. :(
You just need to save a bit of money together, you don't need to move out there. I know quite a few guys ranging from very good to the shits who've gone over to train with him/at his school for periods of time, ditto OVW. In fact OVW is even better because they run shows, tape TV, have 'advanced' invite only courses etc as well. It's just all about saving some mon-ayyyyy.

Sixx 03-10-2011 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3457229)
Not at all. It's more the whole generic comment, implying he wouldn't lay pipe or something. I don't think Megan Fox is anything special but I definitely would. Wherever you go on the internet where there's a picture/video of a moderately attractive bird, there's always some virgin waiting to list what's wrong with her.
Totally agreed. I sure a as hell would fuck her, but she ain't that impressive.

Cool King 03-10-2011 08:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3457233)
You just need to save a bit of money together, you don't need to move out there. I know quite a few guys ranging from very good to the shits who've gone over to train with him/at his school for periods of time, ditto OVW. In fact OVW is even better because they run shows, tape TV, have 'advanced' invite only courses etc as well. It's just all about saving some mon-ayyyyy.
Seriously?

I've always been under the impression that you would have to actually move to the wherever you were wanting to train. I had no idea you could go over and train for periods of time then come back.

If I knew that a few years ago, I would have started saving up. :(

CSL 03-10-2011 09:18 AM
Yeah, I think the whole 'course' is about 12 weeks long. If you can sort accommodation for that long, you're golden. You'd probably find that Lance/somebody involved in the school would point you in the right direction about potential accommodation as well. He also does random weekend seminars for 'experienced' guys that would be pretty invaluable if you've ever trained anywhere else. You learn more from these kind of guys, people that have been there and done it in a few hours than you do from months in most places.

Gertner 03-10-2011 10:25 AM
Meh, she's alright looking. Definitely not up to my standards.

Sixx 03-10-2011 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Gertner (Post 3457282)
Meh, she's alright looking. Definitely not up to my standards.
Yeah, missing the cat paw tattoos.

MoFo 03-10-2011 10:51 AM
Looks like Taylor Wilde.

Hot.

seapig4 03-10-2011 11:02 AM
She ain't super hot but i'd still stick her

Ruien 03-10-2011 12:59 PM
Can someone tell me how she is not hot? Maybe she is not drop down gorgeous, but someone please locate the flaws you see on her please. For us less advance people that need some guidance.

dingdongyo 03-10-2011 01:12 PM
is she entertaining?

Razzamajazz 03-10-2011 01:23 PM
i'm sure the moment we hear her speak the hotness will go down

Xero 03-10-2011 01:31 PM
And if she was on NXT she would have been doing more obstacle courses and "promo challenges" than wrestling, so it would have been absolutely moot.

Ermaximus 03-10-2011 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3457425)
And if she was on NXT she would have been doing more obstacle courses and "promo challenges" than wrestling, so it would have been absolutely moot.
I'm still waiting for the ride a unicycle while juggling bananas and humming John Cena's theme with a kazoo challenge.

#1-norm-fan 03-10-2011 02:03 PM
She's cute. Compared to a typical diva, she is completely below average to me though. She's just a cute girl in that regard. She reminds me of a very amateur porn star in one of those "real girl", casting couch things.

I'm not sure if Noid was so crazy over her looks or the fact that she was trained by Lance Storm though.

Lock Jaw 03-10-2011 02:23 PM
Hate the piercings under the bottom lip. Just made me think that there was dirt on my screen or something.

Tazz Dan 03-10-2011 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Razzamajazz (Post 3457422)
i'm sure the moment we hear her speak the hotness will go down
Stone the flamin' crows, do you have a problem with the Aussie accent mate?

ron the dial 03-10-2011 02:45 PM
lol
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gertner (Post 3457282)
Meh, she's alright looking. Definitely not up to my standards.
lol you are funny

#1-norm-fan 03-10-2011 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tazz Dan (Post 3457461)
Stone the flamin' crows, do you have a problem with the Aussie accent mate?
"Stone the flamin' crows" is an amazing saying. I'm now a fan of the Aussie way of life.

Heisenberg 03-10-2011 03:31 PM
LANCE....FUCKING....STORM awesome

Razzamajazz 03-10-2011 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tazz Dan (Post 3457461)
Stone the flamin' crows, do you have a problem with the Aussie accent mate?
only when i have no idea what the hell you're saying :rant:
but she probably sounds like the typical airhead blonde

RGWhat316 03-10-2011 08:55 PM
I'm interested to hear the Cherry Bomb maybe signing to WWE as well right now.

http://ontariowrestlingsindyelite.com/pics/cherrybombA

Tazz Dan 03-10-2011 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Razzamajazz (Post 3457836)
only when i have no idea what the hell you're saying :rant:
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Tazz Dan 03-10-2011 09:36 PM
Double post

Lara Emily 03-10-2011 09:37 PM
In a thread about a female wrestler trained by Lance Storm, everyone just talks about her looks, pretty much a microcosm for why except for money no female wrestler should sign with WWE, cause no one gives a fuck about their wrestling talent and that's sad.

VSG 03-10-2011 10:02 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/6jknxz.jpg

Lock Jaw 03-10-2011 10:04 PM
Well, most of us can't talk about her wrestling talent and ability because we have not seen it (being trained by Lance Storm is a step in the right direction, but no guarantee).

We have seen how she looks. So that is something we can talk about.

I for one, as the writer of the best female wrestling storyline in the history of ARMCHAIR WARFARE, would like to see WWE's woman's division ramped up.

Tom Guycott 03-11-2011 02:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3457429)
I'm still waiting for the ride a unicycle while juggling bananas and humming John Cena's theme with a kazoo challenge.
E&C need to be the pros for that challenge! KAZOOS RULE!!!

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Originally Posted by Nicky Fives (Post 3457207)
Generic blonde #0965
Quote:
Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3457210)
Yeah, because that automatically means she must not be attractive
Doesn't stop her from being attractive... the point is that it actually pushes her in the direction of WWE mediocrity due to the "generic, all-American* hot blonde" affliction they come down with. It isn't really their fault. Magazine sales for the pin-up would increase.

Besides, some of you take that "IF YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S A 10, YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT!!11!" thing too far. It's already established that certain looks aren't everyone's cup of tea. Hell, I think Angelina Love looks weird... wouldn't pass it up if she was throwing it at me, though.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3457928)
Well, most of us can't talk about her wrestling talent and ability because we have not seen it (being trained by Lance Storm is a step in the right direction, but no guarantee).

We have seen how she looks. So that is something we can talk about.
t-shirt idea: "Storm Trained, boner approved!"

meh... maybe not PG enough for WWE. Nevermind.




*Yeah, so she isn't American. You should've got the gist of what I was saying, though.

Jordan 03-11-2011 11:43 AM
Wow, not that hot.

dingdongyo 03-11-2011 12:19 PM
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i dunno, she's ok. looks like she can take a bump, but some of her moves look sluggish and clunky like most of the other forgettable wwe female competitors. i think she could hang, but i don't see her standing out too much. thoughts?

i found a picture of the announce team in that clip:

CSL 03-11-2011 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom Guycott (Post 3458188)
oesn't stop her from being attractive... the point is that it actually pushes her in the direction of WWE mediocrity due to the "generic, all-American* hot blonde" affliction they come down with. It isn't really their fault. Magazine sales for the pin-up would increase.

Besides, some of you take that "IF YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S A 10, YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT!!11!" thing too far. It's already established that certain looks aren't everyone's cup of tea. Hell, I think Angelina Love looks weird... wouldn't pass it up if she was throwing it at me, though.]
Quote:
Originally Posted by CSL (Post 3457229)
It's more the whole generic comment, implying he wouldn't lay pipe or something. I don't think Megan Fox is anything special but I definitely would. Wherever you go on the internet where there's a picture/video of a moderately attractive bird, there's always some virgin waiting to list what's wrong with her.

Mr. Nerfect 03-12-2011 12:18 AM
Fuck you guys, I prefer women to look cuter than being the usual Diva mold. Not saying that I find any of the Divas particularly unattractive, but that sort of a woman is great for wank fodder, depending on your mood.

This girl actually seems to want to wrestle, trained under Lance Storm, has managed to make it to the WWE (so they must see something in her), and is Australian. She wins in my books, and I bet you are all jizzing yourselves over her when she is called up and is better than most of the other girls.

Lara Emily 03-12-2011 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Noid (Post 3459178)
Fuck you guys, I prefer women to look cuter than being the usual Diva mold. Not saying that I find any of the Divas particularly unattractive, but that sort of a woman is great for wank fodder, depending on your mood.

This girl actually seems to want to wrestle, trained under Lance Storm, has managed to make it to the WWE (so they must see something in her), and is Australian. She wins in my books, and I bet you are all jizzing yourselves over her when she is called up and is better than most of the other girls.
Dude come on this is current WWE she'll be called up to look pretty and job in piss break 5 minute matches.


This is not the Bull Nakano vs Alundra Blaze gets 10-15 minutes at Sumerslam 94 era of wrestling hell this isn't even the Molly, Trish, Victoria, Jazz era.

WWE doesn't give two fucks about the in ring ability of their women's division, fuck they barely have a women's division. So when she gets called up she'll never get to prove she's better then the other women because she'll never be asked or allowed to really show the world any of her in ring skills.

Mr. Nerfect 03-12-2011 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Lara Emily (Post 3459190)
Dude come on this is current WWE she'll be called up to look pretty and job in piss break 5 minute matches.


This is not the Bull Nakano vs Alundra Blaze gets 10-15 minutes at Sumerslam 94 era of wrestling hell this isn't even the Molly, Trish, Victoria, Jazz era.

WWE doesn't give two fucks about the in ring ability of their women's division, fuck they barely have a women's division. So when she gets called up she'll never get to prove she's better then the other women because she'll never be asked or allowed to really show the world any of her in ring skills.
Yes and no. Women in the WWE are definitely not used to make the most money they can, but characters like LayCool have worked to the point where they are involved in some pretty heavy angles. Beth Phoenix has had her moments over the last year or so, and Kong is coming in to the WWE. If the WWE manages to sign Rima Fakih to a contract, I'm sure that they'll want to promote their women as real athletes, too.

But even with women wrestling not being treated as good as it could be, you can see the improvement in Layla, Eve Torres and the difference between Gail Kim and a girl who can't work to save her life.


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