Crank/Crank 2
 

I can't remember the last time I watched a movie/series so goddamn stupid and enjoyed it this much. The scripts are stupid, the plots are worse, and half the cast chews the scenery like the bastard offspring of Fignuts and Lara Emily.

And yet, Crank was badass from start to finish. The end made a sequel seem stupid, and they took that and ran with it. And so you get a boss whose brother is a floating head on life support. Statham fucking his girlfriend on the track of a horse race for STATIC ELECTRICITY. And a dude cutting off his own nipples in pennance.

That's some fucked up shit. :love:

I agree. It is stupid done right.

Also, fudge you, motherfarter.

Word. Love this shit.

I keep waiting to hear something about Crank 3/Crank 3D but nothing and its been almost 2 years..

Wikipedia has a quote saying it won't happen til at least 2012, if it happens at all.

Again, if it happens at all.

Crank and Transporter are fucking action at it's best.

I personally thought Crank 2 was way better than Crank.

I also love how Chester Bennington just happens to appear in both movies.

And how Maynard just happens to be in the second one.

Crank 2 literally gave me ADD

The Godzilla parody in the Crank 2 had me in tears at the theatre. Both movies are personal favorites.

I was debating whether to trade Crank in like last week. Then I remembered its so ridiculous/ dumb, but badass that I couldnt push myself to do so. Crank :heart: