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Old 03-19-2011, 09:32 PM   #1
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Crank/Crank 2
I can't remember the last time I watched a movie/series so goddamn stupid and enjoyed it this much. The scripts are stupid, the plots are worse, and half the cast chews the scenery like the bastard offspring of Fignuts and Lara Emily.

And yet, Crank was badass from start to finish. The end made a sequel seem stupid, and they took that and ran with it. And so you get a boss whose brother is a floating head on life support. Statham fucking his girlfriend on the track of a horse race for STATIC ELECTRICITY. And a dude cutting off his own nipples in pennance.

That's some fucked up shit.

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”

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Old 03-19-2011, 09:43 PM   #2
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I agree. It is stupid done right.

Also, fudge you, motherfarter.
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Old 03-19-2011, 09:49 PM   #3
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Word. Love this shit.
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Old 03-19-2011, 09:50 PM   #4
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I keep waiting to hear something about Crank 3/Crank 3D but nothing and its been almost 2 years..
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Old 03-19-2011, 10:21 PM   #5
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Statham said Crank 3 is probably not gonna happen since Crank 2 didn't do as well as the first.

I did enjoy the movies. They're great the first time around, but no need to watch again.
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Old 03-19-2011, 10:44 PM   #6
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I keep waiting to hear something about Crank 3/Crank 3D but nothing and its been almost 2 years..
Wikipedia has a quote saying it won't happen til at least 2012, if it happens at all.

Again, if it happens at all.
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Old 03-20-2011, 02:45 AM   #7
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Old 03-20-2011, 03:32 AM   #8
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Crank and Transporter are fucking action at it's best.
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Old 03-20-2011, 08:31 AM   #9
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I personally thought Crank 2 was way better than Crank.

I also love how Chester Bennington just happens to appear in both movies.

And how Maynard just happens to be in the second one.
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Old 03-20-2011, 12:41 PM   #10
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Crank 2 literally gave me ADD
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Old 03-20-2011, 12:47 PM   #11
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The Godzilla parody in the Crank 2 had me in tears at the theatre. Both movies are personal favorites.
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Old 03-20-2011, 03:38 PM   #12
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I was debating whether to trade Crank in like last week. Then I remembered its so ridiculous/ dumb, but badass that I couldnt push myself to do so. Crank
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Old 03-21-2011, 12:55 AM   #13
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Love both of them. Have to watch them back to back, can never just watch one alone.
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