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After his duel with the Roadrunner, Kurt Angle was never the same again. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg "I'll get you someday, Superman!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg Thing made a sudden heel turn when he snuck up onto Torrie's shoulder and pulled a lock of her hair off. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Torrie wasn't exactly sure that a lap dance for Kurt was a part of the Make-A-Wish program, but orders were orders. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/05.jpg Renee couldn't help but chuckle when Torrie botched walking. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Renee debuts his Forced Intentional 69 maneuver to the delight of the crowd. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg Realizing Torrie had been traumatized, Cena smartly made her feel a lot better with a nice breast grope. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg Renee was furious. Someone had turned the static electricity generator again! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/09.jpg Renee: "I'll complete my mission, and the Justice League will be destroyed! Muahahahahahaha!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/10.jpg Chavo the Directionally-Confused Centaur was back with the WWE. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg Chavo could have taken over Benoit's title as King of Levitators, had it not been for the fact that Chavo Sr. was still HOLDING the belt. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/12.jpg After RVD and Bubba got themselves stuck during the middle of their night of passion, D-Von found himself presented with a most difficult challenge of how to extricate the two... from each other. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg Things went too far when RVD and Eddie Guerrero joined the anti-internet campaign and called all the smarks homos. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/14.jpg Gunn: "Whoa, Booker, you okay?? I told you not to do a Brock Lesnar impression!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg Backstage, Randy Orton found himself with mixed emotions when the WWE brought out Cowboy Bob Orton for a promo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg Taker: "Made in.... dammit! I can never figure out what that last word is!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg Whoopi Goldberg's run as the Wicked Witch of the West was not as successful as most had hoped. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg Booker T gained even more heel heat when he offered two Big Macs to the Undertaker right in plain view of Paul Bearer. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg Taker was not amused by Booker's whoopi cushion. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg Rico was amazed. Not only had Charlie Haas gained the power of invisibility, he'd also gotten interesting jumping powers! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg Charlie had to get one thing clear. He was half a gecko. Not to be confused with half a GEICO, which can save people tons on their car insurance. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Rico: Horse Whisperer demonstrates his amazing and unique powers. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/23.jpg Charlie certainly was proud. Steven Richards was now THIS tall! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg Rico and Danny knew they shouldn't have worn their braces during a wrestling match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/25.jpg Somehow, Charlie didn't buy Rico's argument that he was just massaging his thighs. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/26.jpg Hebner: "Um, Bubba. You should really get that Eddie-Head growth coming out of your leg checked out. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/27.jpg Eddie: "I'm still being elevated! I'm still being elevated--oh shit." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg "Don't you ever steal my stash again! Don't you EVER steal my stash again! I'm ROB VAN DAM, BITCH!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg Christopher Reeves was intrigued by this new Equestrian Poaching League. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/30.jpg The celebration was cut short when the Giant Sky Wrench chewed off RVD's hand. BONUS PIC: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg Eddie chuckled. All he had to do was tell RVD that D-Von was a special brownie and he'd do anything! Agh. I sucked. I blame it on the pics. :shifty: |
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Lil' W symbol tries to cheer up Kurt after he watches "Steel Magnolias." Kurt: You'd have to be a robot to not cry watching that movie! -bawling- http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg Torrie doing her best Anna Nicole impression... or was that a Jessica Simpson.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg Cheech Sr.: Oh, crap. Found the golden ticket here. Pepe: Hey, it is MY cho-- i mean, belt! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg RVD: Chocolate! Eddie G.: HOMO! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg Taker: Damn.. what was my wife's name again? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg Rico: Ironic no,that young Mr. Haas has found the last 2 golden tickets which bares the resemblence of the novel of the same name. Is it not, Miss Jackie? Jackie: Heehee,this say "Ass." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg Angle: You mean nothing to me now. I don't wanna know you, don't wanna see you. Before you go out, I want you to call to let me know the street you walk on so I know not to walk there...(continues to attempt quoting GodFather..) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg RVD: Whoooa.. A skunk caught a bumblebee... Taker's sh#t is awwesome... |
Here's the last one again:
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You could have just used the edit button ya know. :roll:
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Not satisfied with just regular Olympic Gold, Kurt Angle goes for the Special Olympic Gold Medals! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Kurt: (8)And I've leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearned...(8) (Begins sobbing) Tito... Get me a tissue... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg Torrie never knew such an innocent little fart would turn into such a noxious cloud. This is why girls don't fart. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Cena: You smell like ciga-rettes. Torrie: What are you stupid or somethin'? Kurt: HEY. DON'T YOU CALL HIM STUPID. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/05.jpg Rene: BITCHES COME! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Suddenly, Rene began fingering Torrie while she gave Rene a handjob... Good thing the good ol' ref always carries an invisible camcorder. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg Torrie: EEEEEEK! Cena: What? What are you screaming at? Torrie: Oh, whew... For a moment I thought you were Frankenstein... Cena: You saying I look like Frankenstein? *Undertaker gong* Cena: ...Oh shit. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg Rene was enthusiastic about his debut on MTV's new hit series, "MackDown." Especially after all those pointers from Austin. Game face Rene. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/09.jpg Rene was dead set on making Kurt a proud man by going out there and winning the Naked Olympics. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/10.jpg When Nunzio was announced as part of the "FBI," Chavo met him with extreme prejudice. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg Chavo called off his open challenge when he was defeated in his first bout against "The World." Apparently, Cheech Marin had a nack for Ladder Matches. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/12.jpg D'Von: Alright, say your prayers... (RVD blends in with his surroundings) D'Von: What the fuc</>k! Bubba: WHOA! How'd you do that!? RVD: It's this weed I smoked man, it's called "Chameleon..." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg Eddie Guerrero had to restrain a homophobic RVD. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/14.jpg The WWE "Simon Says" tournament came to an end, with Billy the victor. Billy: Ha-ha! The sign didn't say, "Simon Says!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg The crowd marked out when The Undertaker came out to the Castlevania theme, and began whipping torches and zombies. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg Unfortunately, The Undertaker broke up with his long time woman, Sara. It was especially devastating, because he told her he never wanted to think of her again. That would put a strain on his eyeballs to avoid looking at his neck. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg Booker T wasn't at all frightened by the prank Scare Tactics played on him. When they warned him that there was a huge spider on his head, he replied, "Yeah, yeah, heard that one before." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg Not satisfied, they give it another go on Booker T. They told him that they slipped some vampiric blood in his drunk, and that Van Helsing was coming to get him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg But that didn't scare him either. What scared him is that Rob Van Dam could give him a bong hit that big, and that he could just sit right back up. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg Jackie was the first person eliminated in the Spelling Bee, when Rico asked her to spell the word "has." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg In order to counter The Bashams' ability to switch, Rico hired himself a new Tag Team partner - Mystique! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Rico: Okay, now I wanna play a little prank on Batista, but you're gonna have to trust me. Basham: Alright, I trust ya. Rico: *Thrust* Basham: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/23.jpg Haas: Check out this shadow puppet! My hand does a great job. Rico: (Whispering) Oh I'd like to give you a hand job... Haas: WHAT!? Rico: Er, I'd like to give you a hand, job well done! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg (Basham and Rico kissing) Basham: Mm, oh yes baby... Hey, what's that!? Rico: ! Basham: You've been going down on A-Train, haven't you! Rico: Well I- Basham: HAVEN'T YOU! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/25.jpg Not being able to wait until they got back to the locker room to feel each other up, Haas and Rico tried in vain to block all the crowd's view with the Tag Team Belts. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/26.jpg Even though it was unwise, Eddie just had to check Bubba's butt for a stinger. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/27.jpg In a valiant effort, D'Von tried to save his brother and Eddie from being made part of the collective of the new "Hoss Borg." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg Bubba: Ahhh! I've got a stinger! RVD: Hah, I'm not falling for that one! Bubba: No, no, I have a STINGER! RVD: Do you think I'm stupid..? Bubba: NOT A BEE-STINGER - NERVES! STINGER! RVD: Shit! Are you okay!? (Kneels down to help him) Bubba: *STINGS* Haha, sucker. RVD: Fuc</>k you. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg Kurt Angle wasn't really too anxious about taking his turn sniffing Stephanie's dildo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/30.jpg Eddie: Wow man... That was some good shit... How'd you make that giant supergalactic bong in your left hand? RVD: Oh you mean this thing? That's nothing... Hoover engine and some PVC piping, spraypaint, christmas lights, and you've got a gem...piping, spraypaint, christmas lights, and you've got a gem... Eddie: Niiiice. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg RVD: EDDIE! Wait! Do not have anal sex with that man! It's a tr- D'Von: *STING* Eddie: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. |
Didn't see anyone else's before this, so excuse me if the jokes have already been done.
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/01.jpg Kurt entertains the crowd with his famous Kevin Nash impression. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Angle succumbs to Heyman's nefarious psychological warfare when Paul E. plays the ending of Old Yeller on the Titantron. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg Shannon Moore's new costume was a smash hit. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Kurt was saddened when no one else would join in on his raunchy Irish drinking song. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/05.jpg Torrie was rendered completely helpless in his presence. The sheer aura of Doomed Gimmick that radiated from Dupree was enough to overwhelm anyone. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Charles Robinson should have stepped in to put a stop to the brutality, but someone in the crowd brought in a boom-box with the Macarena song and, dammit, he just had to dance! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg John Cena saves the day, coming to the aid of the long-lost thrid Olsen Twin. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg Dupree was never really comfortable with the company's policy of broadcasting annual physicals on live TV, especially when it was his turn to cough. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/09.jpg Renee further solidifies his heel status by joining up with the Legion of Doom. (not the Road Warriors, the other Legion of Doom) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/10.jpg There was no doubt that Chavo was one of the toughest bastards in the WWE. No one, and I mean NO ONE, has ever withstood the Sicilian Crotch Chomp, but Chavo barely even flinches. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg Chavo: "....so that's 45 dollars for the WWE Cruiserweight Title, do I hear fifty? Fifty? Fifty dollars! Going once....going twice.....Sixty! Sixty dollars! Do I hear sixty five...?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/12.jpg http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg[/QUOTE] WWE Group Therapists always say it's good to work out problems with some role-reversal exercises. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg Remember kids, the top two faces on Smackdown may not always get along, but they both agree on one thing: you're a homo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/14.jpg The match hadn't even begun, and Booker had already broken down into a sobbing heap. He was taken backstage by security, who had tapes of his Chris Benoit Best-of-Seven feud waiting nearby. Billy Gunn wasn't too surprised by this, since just about everyone reacts that way once they realize they have to feud with him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg Paul Bearer was back in full force, and no one would dare stop him, not with the Ghost of Doc Holliday on his side. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg Even Taker himself is :roll: towards his new costume. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg Booker tried his hardest to finish his promo and not pay attention to the fact that he'd been set on fire. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg Booker just didn't get it. The whole point of those ninja smoke bombs is that you run away after throwing them. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg On the other hand, the smoke did allow Booker to yank Taker's chair away before he sat back down. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg Rico was disgusted not only by the fact that Jackie had raided A-Train's locker room, but also that he had such atrocious spelling. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg Just to let you guys know, Haas' pants are best viewed after 5 hits of LSD. They'll blow your freaking mind. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Y'know, I honestly think a caption would make this picture actually less funny. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/23.jpg If only Haas had been paying attention to the match instead of calling for the hot dog guy, he could've seen the gigantic metallic Super-Robo-Bee flying down from the skies in time to save his partner from getting stung. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg Rico unleashes his darker side when he suddenly starts eating Basham's face. On a side note, a psychologist tried to type him once. He ate his liver with some favva beans and a nice chianti. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/25.jpg The whole Rico "gay" gimmick doesn't bother me, nor does the Head Cheese-esque quality of his team with Haas. But where the hell are those extra arms coming from?! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/26.jpg Eddie tried to tell him that a flying headscissors was a bad idea, but Bubba just wouldn't listen. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/27.jpg Eddie wasn't entirely sure why Heyman volunteered to be his tag team partner, but at least he was enthusiastic about it. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg RVD: Dude, wake up! The match has started! Bubba: Ughhh.....five more minutes... RVD: Come one, man! We're gonna get in trouble! Bubba:....I don't wanna go to school today.... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg Kurt was caught completely off-guard when Thing attacked him during his promo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/30.jpg Eddie knew all those years of pointing at his knees would eventually come back to haunt him, as his legs buckled underneath him right in the middle of the Village People routine. |
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Kurt: Daddy! I wanna go over there! Swing me to there! I wanna see the flowers! The flowers! Ooooh a snake! I wanna pet the snake. Daddy let me see the snake! I hafta go pee-pee! Daddy, where is the toilet! Daddy I wanna ride the Ferris Wheel! Let's go on the swingsets, daddy! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Even Kurt gets emotional when he watches the last 2 episodes of Friends. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Kurt: TORRIE! Look what I did! I accidently ripped my cast, and now I can't wrestle again! I'm blaming this on YOU! Torrie: You know...you could have just hit the Edit Button ya know. Kurt..... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Referee: Look! I'm a sailor! Kick-Stroke Kick-Stroke Kick-Stroke Kick-Stroke...uh oh...SHARK! *Dives outta the ring* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/09.jpg Kurt: The doctor says it will takes two days for this cacoon around my leg to wrap around my whole body, and two more days till I can become a butterfly! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg The Undertaker decided he could not be angry anymore, and decided to burst out with Rene Dupree's French dance, and Paul Beerer joined along...but fell on his ass. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg D-Von: RVD...I am your father *Damn that didnt work!* RVD: Really? D-Von: Yeah. RVD: Cool. |
Missed out on the RAW captions on Monday, so here goes......
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/01.jpg Kurt's latest gimmick - Larry ' Hustler' Flynt - arrived in the ring amd immediately started his appeal for some ho's. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg And sure enough, the first lady of smackdown eye-candy appeared. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Kurt: Hey, babe! You wanna do me? Torrie: Emmm....no thankyou. Kurt: I'm a love machine! Come on, ride my plaster to the top, baby! Torrie: Emmm....no thankyou. Kurt: Hey - I've seen you naked! In fact I'm picturing it now! Want me to tell you what I'm thinking? Torrie: Emmm....no thankyou. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Torrie's refusal to 'get dirty' for Kurt caused him to give in to despair and weep like a snotty schoolchild. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/05.jpg Torrie's evening got worse when Renee Dupree arrived and continued to convince her she actually was a poodle. Renee: Sit! That's a good Fifi! Stay! Torrie: I'm not a poodle! Renee: Fifi! No Barking!.....now then, it's about time we found out if you can lick your own ass....... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Renee insisted on punishing Torrie for her refusal to play dead, by trying to get her to lie down like a good doggy. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg Thankfully Cena arrived to stop Renee's grand plan to teach Torrie the poodle to sniff his crotch on command. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg So Renee, in a fit of pique, showed that it can be done while standing... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/12.jpg The Dudley Chiropractors were back in business after Rob got stuck again, however D'von's chicken hearted accountancy was a cause of some concern. Bubba: Right D'von, give him the bill. D'von: Yes! I can do it! RVD: Lost my 'herbs' again. Anybody seen them? Bubba: Come on, D'von, we talked about this! D'von: I'm gonna give him his bill! RVD: 'Herbs'? Anyone seen them? Bubba: Go D'von! D'von: ...i...can't.... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg Eddie: They didn't bill me either! RVD: I want to pay! Eddie:...yeah.......Rob! Quick! That's the guy that's got your herbs! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg Pall Bearer returns with Rob's 'Herb Casket', and 'The Stoned Ranger' http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg The Stoned Ranger: That RVD has got some good Sh</>it! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg Quick Pall, Ranger, RVD's lit the mother of all bongs! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg The Stoned Ranger: Where is the dude with the bong? Booker T: Don't know, man. Can't find him for the fumes! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg The Stoned Ranger: He's not down here! Booker-T: No man, he'll be high by now! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg Backstage, Rico looks on while Jackie gets into Charlie Haas' pants. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg Meanwhile, Charlie is apparently in Rico's. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Rico *singing*: saddle up and ride your pony, saddle up and ride your pony.... Basham: Ref, help! Vince put me in this match for the WWE Singing Homo Title. I didn't even want it! Ref: Quickly! Sing YMCA! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/23.jpg Rico and Charlie can't stop themselves. While Random Basham belted out YMCA, Rico and Charlie just let rip with the actions. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg Rhyno's crazy glue struck again, as Rico and a Basham got stuck together, however the crowd agreed unanimously that this was the worst dressed bunch of wrestlers since Doink v The Honky Tonk Man. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/25.jpg A quick intervention from Christian and his near miraculous hairdressing skills freed Rico, allowing him to go for the grope on Charlie Haas. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/26.jpg Back to the ring with Dudley Chiropracty. Bubba: We did bill you last week! Eddie: Finish my neck treatment and I'll pay. I promise! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/27.jpg While D'von got ready to finish Eddie's neck and spine massage, Paul Heyman insisted on waiting no longer! Paul: Fix my hand again! Vince loved it, and now it's sore again! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg RVD: Where's my bill! Bubba: Not now......knackered.....Eddie's neck.....Paul's hand.......minor push.....brand switch....very tired..... RVD: Bill! Bubba: See....D'von... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg RVD: Give me my bill! D'von: Can't.....*sob*......hurt's...to.....charge....a...fellow.....ECW.....veteran... Eddie: Bill the man! D'von: Aaaaahhhhh...........$25! *sob*....*sob*....*sniff* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/30.jpg RVD and Eddie celebrate a result from their 'new and improved' aggressive payment method. Meanwhile.... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg Kurt: I am Larry Flynt and I will nail that bitch! |
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Having played a villain on Smallville, Christopher Reeve is cast as Lex Luthor in the upcoming movie. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Mrs Angle had to stop halfway through the story to reassure Kurt that eventually the little boy would find The Puppy Who Lost His Way http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg Kelly Ripa's run as a WWE diva did not go well. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg "See this, baby? It's not the only thing I've got that's 3 foot long and stiff!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Rene Dupree prepared himself for the Torrie Wilson Sock-puppet Show http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg Reactions when Renee had a "wardrobe malfunction" in the centre of the ring varied from person to person. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg Diagnosed with an eating disorder several weeks earlier, Rene now had to wrestle with his jaw wired shut http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/10.jpg The cover art for Men Alone 4: Standing Room Only was finally ready. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg Chavo Sr cruelly held the belt just out of his son's reach http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/12.jpg According to the "sniff test", RVD was just fine! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg "By god, you're right! It IS Billy Ray Cyrus!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/14.jpg Booker wished he had never agreed to judge the farting contest held by Billy and the ref. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg The smell from the ring was so bad it woke the dead. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg "Man alive! How did you turn Baby Back Ribs into THIS?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg "It's been a long contest, but that last effort from Billy takes the win. It's not so much the smell as the fact that it set fire to the arena." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg As the building burned, Booker confessed to the Undertaker that he had no idea where the fire exit was. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg Not willing to follow Booker out of the building, Undertaker sat down and threw a tantrum. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg on the other side of the pants, to avoid any confusion, was the word 'hdiick' http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg Seconds later, PETA beat down Charlie for causing the death of an untold number of peacocks. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Having been part of the WWE's first gay wedding, Rico was proud to be the first man to give birth on WWE TV. His child's name was, it later turned out, Ted Brogan. (10 points for the reference) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/23.jpg Charlie, on the other hand, failed the Sniff Test badly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg "It's time again." "For another Rhyno joke?" "Yup." "Do we have to?" "Afraid so." "Couldn't we just put in this conversation instead?" "OK." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/25.jpg The joy of the moment was spoiled when the elastic in Charlie's pants snapped. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/26.jpg Bubba Ray DEFINITELY failed the Sniff Test. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/27.jpg Even the combined strength of heyman, Eddy, Bubba and D-Von couldn't hold the Glass Ceiling up for long. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg "Bitch! I told you I wanted 2 sugars in my coffee! Now get in that kitchen and fix me a pot pie!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg "I consider myself very devoted to this company. Why else would I have had a WWE tattoo on my hand?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/30.jpg After winning the match, Eddy and RVD led the crowd in a rousing chorus of Village People favourites. "It's fun to stay at the Y...MCA" |
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After his unfortunate amputation, Kurt made a mental note not to trust Dr. Jho with prosthetic legs. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Kurt: "Don't... don't get me started on 'Mask'. Cher loved that little boy soooooooo much!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg Torrie thought it was grotesquely unfair for Kurt to challenge her to a hair vs. hair match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Kurt: "Eliza, where ARE my slippers?" Luther: "Guh huh huh... that's my favorite movie, boss." Kurt: "Shut up, you." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/05.jpg Torrie was a little worried when Renee was temporarily possessed by the disembodied spirit of Ric Flair. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Renee: "Mon Dieu, Monsieur Robinson, Playboy centerfolds don't just fall out of the sky! ... Ha ha ha... It worked!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg "But... I don't get it, John. Is it chicken or fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea. I'm so confused!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg "Sacre bleu! I must now be known as the 'Liberty Phenom' now? Merde!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/09.jpg Kurt: "Now, Renee, attach me the fusion cannon! That's a good lad." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg Fans were shocked when, in the middle of a promo, Chavo Sr. turned on his own son by clobbering him with his own belt! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg Eddie: "I want you ... to say no to drugs." RVD: "What the --- Eddie, you sold me out!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/14.jpg At first, Billy had laughed his ass off when he tied Booker's kneepad string together. But now, the joke had gone TOO FAR. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg Taker and Paul Bearer felt pretty silly when they took a wrong turn at the exit and ended up at the Metallica concert. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg Taker's reaction to announcement that next week, he'd be wrestling Hardcore Holly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg *sniff* "Aw, geez, that'd better not be my pants." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg Despite initial hesitation from internet smarks, the WWE's first "Steaming Bowl of Milk" Match was a surprising success. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg Taker: *getting up* "Hold on a second... BRADSHAW's getting the main event a Judgment Day?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg Rico and Miss Jackie share a good laugh when they discover that Charlie's mom writes his name on his undies. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg Oddly, this outfit is less gay then what Charlie usually wears. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Vince: "What's that? The Bashams are being grossly underused? And Rico wants a ride to the ring like Eddie and Bradshaw? ... Wait a minute, I've just had a BRAINSTORM!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg Rico: "I know it was you, Danny. You broke my heart. You broke my heart." Doug: "Ummm... It's Doug." Rico: "Whatever." |
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It obvious but... RVD (as Eddie points): YOU'RE A HOMO!!! or RVD: Those mother fu</>ckers stole our week and tequila! Homos!!! |
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg You mean to tell me the X-Men fad ended last year? Shit. |
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Dr. X: Recruits 'The Flesh' from "Action leage now!". http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg RVD: Geezus I can't beleive that goo-back Eddie: He took yer JOB! |
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Even though it was weak, Basham sold Rico's camel clutch well. |
LOL at El Santo's Undertaker Reaction to Bradshaw's Push
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The look on Kurt Angle's face after finally putting together that him losing his wallet and the life sized Eddie action figure were indeed connect, but only if he could figure out how. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Rico (singing in an over-done Disney musical style): By the way, did I say? did I ever get to say that I was gay? Back up singers: That you're gay? Rico: That I'm gay! Back up singers: That you're gay? Rico: Yes, that I'm very, very gay. Infact I would say, I would my a cock out of clay and then ram it up my ass all the day. Yes, I would ram is right up my butt, You can call me a slut, but never forget that I'm gay. Back up singers: That he's gay. Rico: That I'm gay Back up singers: That he is gay. Rico: Yes, very, very, very, very, gay. I would take a dick Lick it till it's slick Suck it till it cums Then stick it up my bum Just so you remeber that I'm gay Back up singers: That he's gay Rico: That I'm gay! Back up singers: Tha't he's gay. Rico: Yes very, very, very, very gay. That I'm gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! |
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Professor Xavier is led to the ring by an unshaven Collossus, who's in a BAD MOOD! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Not even Kurt can handle the thought of a Bradshaw World Title Push. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg As Torrie walks down the aisle, she thinks of how she acts everytime Smackdown comes to Stepford... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Kurt: And I'll frog you AGAIN if you give me any lip! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/05.jpg Rene's fear subsides when Torrie's Bulemia acted up. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg (before the pic was taken) Rene: Hot chicks with big tits don't just fall out the sky, you know... now Rene: Buckets of snails just don't fall out of the sky, you know! (Yes, it's based on BOTH El Santo and Dogma, sue me) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg Nothing cant top Lamuella, here. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg Rene: Feel...too...small. Need...Roids... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/09.jpg Kurt: So, you took Vince's advice, good for you! Rene: Thanks, Kurt! I feel much larger, now... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/10.jpg Chavo's new Nunzio 3000 Semi Automatic Blast Cannon had devastating effects http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg Chavo tries to outdo his father in an attempt to win the WWE Crooning Title. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/12.jpg One of these days, Vince will learn to listen to Bubba when he says that putting people in the Full Nelson makes him want to take a shit. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg Eddie points to the next person that RVD, the new Net Assassin, is going to take out. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/14.jpg Seconds later, Stevie springboards off of Booker T's back to take down Billy wih a Crossbody block. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg Bad things happen when you invite Van Helsing and Rush Limbaugh to your party... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg Taker: God, this hat really does look silly! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg Booker: She's a Superfreak, Superfreak, she Super Freaky, ow! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg Booker T fights his way out of the Invisible Crucifix. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg Undertaker looks at Booker T: Down songs don't need literal interpretation (rep for he/she/it who guesses the song I'm referring to...) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg Rico: How did you get a WWE.com article when you can't even spell Has? (ripped, I know...) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg The Macho Man's new look wasn't quite over with the crowd... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Maynard James Keenan: (off screen) I need, you, to feel this! I can't stand to burn too long! Release in Sodomy. But for one, sweet, moment I am whooooooooooooole! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/23.jpg Macho Man: OOOOOOOH Yeah! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg Um, WHERE are the ref's HANDS? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/25.jpg With his look change, Macho decided that the valet should carry him on his shoulder, not the other way around! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/26.jpg Eddie: SAVE ME FROM THE CHICKEN LEGS! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/27.jpg Eddie was about to fall to the DOUBLE DOOMSDAY DEVICE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg RVD used his educated feet to brutally impale Bubba. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg Kurt: mmmm... bacon! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/30.jpg Eddie and Rob recreate the WWE Logo in celebration. BONUS PIC: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg Strange: putting people in the full nelson makes Bubba shit, but being put into the full nelson makes D-Von puke... |
Lammy,
"Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Phillips, you're the proud parents of a brand new healthy 37-year-old man." |
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KURT: That's right. With the new "Hoss Soss," you too can grow to an acceptable size for WWE competition. Tell 'em about it, Peter Dinklage! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/02.jpg Kurt always had the same reaction to the Beatles' "She's Leaving Home." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/03.jpg Torrie Wilson - Queen of the Subtle Cleavage Shot http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/04.jpg Torrie was as shocked as the rest of us. Steve Austin had become the new Master of Disguise! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/05.jpg RENE: 'Ave you ever ridden Space Mountain? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/06.jpg Charles Robinson was terrified. Torrie was in trouble, and here he was, trapped in this damned invisible box! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/07.jpg TORRIE: OMG, it's loopydate! *Swoon* JOHN: Dayumn, that dude's fly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/08.jpg RENE: My name! Is...FRANKENSTEIN! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/09.jpg RENE: I cannot sank you enough, Mssr Angle. Wiss you sitting down and me towering over you, Mssr McMahon is sure to sink I am an 'oss! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/10.jpg Chavo needed to be careful. The match had been going on longer than its alloted time, and Vince had already fired the rockets from the nosebleed seats. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/11.jpg CHAVO: That's right! I can beat Stevie in a test of strength ONE-HANDED! SENIOR: You da champ! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/12.jpg D-Von knew he should have finished off RVD, but damned if he didn't feel like Chicken Tonight. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/13.jpg RVD: No, YOU're Perry Como! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/14.jpg BOOKER (to self): Wiggle your big toe. Wiggle your big toe. BILLY: Ah'm Billy, and I'm here to fu--wait. That don't rhyme. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/15.jpg The Undertaker was tough before, but now that he had his own pet Oompa Loompa... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/16.jpg Undertaker, upon finding that rumors were going around about Lex Luger returning to WWE. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/17.jpg Black man, white glove, microphone...oh, no... BOOKER: Shamon! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/18.jpg PAUL: Oh, noooooooo. BOOKER: Yo, dawg, keep the lid on that damned thing. TAKER: Hehe. This is like that scene in "The Big Lebowski." BOOKER: Aren't you supposed to be dead? TAKER: Oh, right. Uh...rest...in...peace. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/19.jpg The Undertaker gives new meaning to "Smokin' in the boys room." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/20.jpg And this is why Charle Haas shouldn't have taken Charlie Brown up on his offer to pitch for his team. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/21.jpg On the bright side, this was the first time RVD sat transfixed through an entire Charlie Haas match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/22.jpg Rico's new Torso Rip finisher was incredibly devastating. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/23.jpg Charlie, in a shocking swerve, turns on Rico and forms the Nation of Anal Penetration. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/24.jpg The Ultimate Warrior has no time for subtlety! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/25.jpg RICO: Wow! You're excitable, aren't you? CHARLIE: That's my femur. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/26.jpg HEBNER: My! You need a manicure! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/27.jpg WWE's first ever Totem Pole Match wasn't as successful as it should have been, since the participants got confused as to who was partners with whom. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/28.jpg RVD: ...and then it's rolled into what's called a "joint," and...Bubba? Dammit, I've done it again! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/29.jpg Thing = WWE For Life! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042904/images/30.jpg Sure, Eddie and RVD had won the match, but next time, would RVD be able to count on the powers he'd stolen from Cut Man? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/042...ges/postsd.jpg RVD: Hey, look! I'm Ultimo Dragon! Whoops! EDDIE: Hey, ese, Funky Fly's gonna kill you! |
LMAO at the Taker's pet Oompa Loompa! :rofl:
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Savior, shouldn't it be more like "They took your JERB!" :lol:
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"we were going to call you Michael." "Yeah, well it's Ted. Brogan." |
Hehe. That was from SNL right? With Will Ferrel?
Or maybe I'm just totally off. |
No, you're right Cork. By the way, where's the poll voting for the Caption of the Month.
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