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dingdongyo 11-05-2011 10:56 PM

you know what i hate?
 
terrible signature move names. the puns are the worst. zig zag, cross rhodes, world's strongest slam, etc. cole coughs them up every time they happen, and it feels like he puked directly into my ear and it came out my nose.

which move names would you fix, and what would you change them to?

El Fangel 11-05-2011 10:57 PM

Alot of them are clever, but some are just terrible.

FourFifty 11-05-2011 11:04 PM

Cross Rhodes- Unprettier (I know, used name, but it works with his gimmick)
AA- Death Valley Driver
Wasteland- Barret Roll
RKO- Diamond Cutter
World's Strongest Slam- CHOCOLATE DROP!!!!!

Blakeamus 11-05-2011 11:06 PM

CHOCOLATE DROPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Lock Jaw 11-06-2011 12:01 AM

Shut up. Puns are the best. All finishers should be puns.

Cross Rhodes is the best named finisher in the company.

KaosDarksol 11-06-2011 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 3672775)
Cross Rhodes- Unprettier (I know, used name, but it works with his gimmick)
AA- Death Valley Driver
Wasteland- Barret Roll
RKO- Diamond Cutter
World's Strongest Slam- CHOCOLATE DROP!!!!!

I'm pretty sure I named wasteland Barrett roll in sdvsraw 11

Rock Bottom 11-06-2011 12:28 AM

I can't hate Cena but you're allowed to hate Cross Rhodes?

This is bull shit!

blak23 11-06-2011 01:47 AM

not to keen on the skull crushing finale or any of r truth's sigs

blak23 11-06-2011 01:51 AM

and also barrett roll ftw

Poit 11-06-2011 01:16 AM

I dunno, I like R-Truth's Little Jimmy finisher.

Kris P Lettus 11-06-2011 01:26 AM

THE LETTUS SHREDDER

ThePhantom 11-06-2011 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dingdongyo (Post 3672771)
terrible signature move names. the puns are the worst. zig zag, cross rhodes, world's strongest slam, etc. cole coughs them up every time they happen, and it feels like he puked directly into my ear and it came out my nose.

which move names would you fix, and what would you change them to?


You know what I hate?

Picky cunts like you. Now Shut The Fuck Up idiot.

XL 11-06-2011 03:21 AM

The puns/word play/names based on gimmick are the best ones.

Not a fan of Lil' Jimmy as a finisher name though.

Rammsteinmad 11-06-2011 03:50 AM

The only finisher name I don't really like is the 'Attitude Adjustment'. It's too much of a mouthful to say. Was so much easier just saying 'FU'.

RiX1024 11-06-2011 05:38 AM

Coz of stupid PG FU ain't allowed. Boooo. I like the pun names to finishers but I like original names to it e.g LeBell Lock (not the Bryan Lock) correct me if I'm wrong.

Waylander 11-06-2011 07:45 AM

Wouldn't 'Pedigree' fall into this category as it was based on his 'blue blood' gimmick? Because Pedigree is a pretty great name. I think the problem is that some of these names sound like they were written by 6 year olds.

Jari 11-06-2011 07:50 AM

When I first saw this thread, I instantly thought "Drinking beer and watching TV"...

dingdongyo 11-06-2011 08:29 AM

i don't like "gts" either. "go to sleep"? i do that every day. it couldn't be less exciting. and it starts with a verb. don't cross me, i'll hit you with the "eat breakfast". piss me off, and i might break out the "drive to work." and if you really get out of hand, i'll nail you with the "take a shit."

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThePhantom (Post 3672966)
You know what I hate?

Picky cunts like you. Now Shut The Fuck Up idiot.

it's the capital letters that hurt the worst.

dingdongyo 11-06-2011 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FourFifty (Post 3672775)
World's Strongest Slam- CHOCOLATE DROP!!!!!

you are amazing.

Xero 11-06-2011 09:41 AM

I don't like your name. It's a jobber name at best, and doesn't give you any credibilitity. Knew I'd disagree with you just seeing your name.

Corporate CockSnogger 11-06-2011 09:45 AM

I don't necessarily agree with his point (mostly because I don't give much of a shit about the finisher names) but I personally see a bright future for ding dong yo.

Kane Knight 11-06-2011 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3672806)
Shut up. Puns are the best. All finishers should be puns.

Cross Rhodes is the best named finisher in the company.

I didn't know Michael Cole had an account here.

XCaliber 11-06-2011 11:24 AM

Not sure why R-Truth's is called the Lil Jimmy it's a term he uses for the fans all the time why not go with something unoriginal like Truth Hurts.

Xero 11-06-2011 11:31 AM

The Lie Detector was a good name. Too bad it was for that stupid spinning torpedo thing he did.

Cool King 11-06-2011 11:35 AM

Personally, I think "Starship Pain" is by far the worst one of them all.

It sounds corny and it has no relevance to Morrison at all.

Why "Starship"? There's nothing "Sci-Fi" about Morrison at all, and with Morrison only managing to hit about 40% of the move on his opponent most of the time, you can clearly see that there is no "Pain" inflicted on to his opponents. :-\

Xero 11-06-2011 11:36 AM

Starship Pain is a stupid move overall that makes no sense, so it stands to reason that it has a stupid name that makes no sense, especially when you consider his gimmick makes no sense.

So in a way, it fits perfectly.

Kane Knight 11-06-2011 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XCaliber (Post 3673225)
Not sure why R-Truth's is called the Lil Jimmy it's a term he uses for the fans all the time why not go with something unoriginal like Truth Hurts.

It would be better than Lil Jimmy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3673236)
Personally, I think "Starship Pain" is by far the worst one of them all.

It sounds corny and it has no relevance to Morrison at all.

Why "Starship"? There's nothing "Sci-Fi" about Morrison at all, and with Morrison only managing to hit about 40% of the move on his opponent most of the time, you can clearly see that there is no "Pain" inflicted on to his opponents. :-\

I assumed "Starship Pain" was taken from "Jefferson Starship," As a lot of things they did with JewMoo related to music, which I assumed was because he shares is last name with a major musician.

Patricia Morrison, of course.

I can't recall a single Doors-related reference made, but I assumed between the rock-star-like gimmick and the name, it was all connected.

Still stupid, but connected.

Verbose Minch 11-06-2011 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3673624)
It would be better than Lil Jimmy.



I assumed "Starship Pain" was taken from "Jefferson Starship," As a lot of things they did with JewMoo related to music, which I assumed was because he shares is last name with a major musician.

Patricia Morrison, of course.

I can't recall a single Doors-related reference made, but I assumed between the rock-star-like gimmick and the name, it was all connected.

Still stupid, but connected.

At one of the Wrestlemania Money in the Banks, when Jomo came out his name plate said 'Jim Morrison'. Does that count?

jskinnyg 11-06-2011 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blakeamus (Post 3672777)
CHOCOLATE DROPPPPPPPPPPPP!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

DrA 11-06-2011 06:51 PM

I agree actually. Don't belittle moves like the tilt-a-whirl slam, monkey flip, powerbomb, Russian legsweep, gorilla press, flapjack, or fisherman suplex by giving them cutesy names.

Raven Reaper 11-06-2011 07:54 PM

While Angelina Love's bicycle kick finisher is called, "Botox Injection!" LOL.

Mr. JL 11-06-2011 08:26 PM

Yeah, I hate the 'Starship Pain' and 'Skull Crushing Finale' names. Awful.

XL 11-06-2011 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dingdongyo (Post 3673101)
i don't like "gts" either. "go to sleep"? i do that every day. it couldn't be less exciting. and it starts with a verb. don't cross me, i'll hit you with the "eat breakfast". piss me off, and i might break out the "drive to work." and if you really get out of hand, i'll nail you with the "take a shit."

Looks like you just nailed us all with the "Talk Shit".

You seriously cannot be serious here.

James Diesel 11-06-2011 11:47 PM

TPWW has come to terms on the release of TPWW Forum Poster dingdongyo as of today, November 6, 2011. TPWW wishes dingdongyo the best in all of his future endeavors.

Lock Jaw 11-06-2011 11:49 PM

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Aguakate 11-07-2011 12:00 AM

Did Hulk Hogan any special name for his Legdrop or was it always just..."Legdrop"?

Poit 11-07-2011 12:04 AM

Atomic Leg Drop

Droford 11-07-2011 12:38 AM

Im betting you really hate Gail Kims "Eat Da-Feet"

Xerzes 11-07-2011 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3674052)
Im betting you really hate Gail Kims "Eat Da-Feet"

Doesn't everyone?

SlickyTrickyDamon 11-07-2011 11:07 AM

Yes.


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