im confused how goldust and cody are both dusty's children
 

Goldust is old enough to be Cody's father.

Are they only "storyline" brothers?

Why is cody so young/Goldust so old?

Im too lazy to google, please explain!

Their dad didnt stop fucking after the first son [/thread]

Did you know TPWW has a Question.... and Answer section. You should try posting all your questions there and hopefully you will get the answer you are searching for.

You can't stop the son of a plumber IF YOU WILLLLLLLLLLLL

Half brothers

Please read Taker it Easy on Goldust (and touching the Rhodes family).

Half brothers, and Dusty is a stud. I'm pretty sure Dusty is still knocking broads up today.

So, you're saying he's still "The bull'o th' wooooooods"?

that would be wooooooodth

I stand corrected. Also, I forgot to add "... if you wheeeeellllll".

Different mums. half brothers. next question please.

Yeah but the age difference is SO HUGE.

So Dusty mustve created Goldust when he was 20 and had Cody when he was like 45?

Weird.

And Dusty might be the real father of my sister's kid. He's still doin' it. He gets more ass than a public toilet in New York.

I thought men couldnt have kids after a certain age...

Youre joking right?

Not saying this applies to Dusty, a guy has a kid at age 20, has another at age 36. Not really weird.

Hell, Chavo is/would be, what, a year younger than his "uncle" Eddie?

Exactly. This is VERY common.

Age gap between my oldest brother and my youngest brother is 16 years. Mom had one kid super young, then the rest of us later, with a "SURPRISE" brother when she was older.

Goldust is only 42, maybe you feel like he is older, and hence him seeming that much older. He has just been around since he was young as fuck, due to being dusty's kid. I mean he was in WCW in his early 20s, like COdy joined the WWE in his very early twenties.

Just like riding A BITHTHYCLE!

A BITHTHYCLE!!!

A BITCHCYCLE!

How exactly is googling more work than posting a thread?

Googling doesnt up your post count or give you a chance at rep, to try to earn your way out of being a shitty poster.

What's a BITCHCYCLE?

:wtf:

Well that backfired in spectacular fashion.

He didn't hit menopause yet.

Don't you mean mAnopause, Naitch?

I thought this was going to have something to do with the fact that Dustin looks like someone shrunk and stretched Dusty, whereas Cody looks not a damn thing like him.

Cody has some of Dweem's features, not the least of which was the speech impediment. They would likely be a bit more prominent if he put on the pounds, but you can see the family resemblance.