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TPWW King of the Jobbers 2012: Round 4 matches announced LIVE now!

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The hyping may have failed but that just means this is off to a fantastic start. Yes ladies and germs, we are back at the bottom of the pit, parts unknown, as we commence our journey to crown the most celebrated King (or Queen) of them all.

I am looking for nominees, but not just names will do this time. At least a sentence (the more the merrier) to justify your choices is a requisite. Nominations will last till the end of July (or more if names are scarce).

That said, let's begin:

I nominate TNARick for being a massive jobber to DTTS, TPWW and life in whole.

List of nominees

1. TNARick
2. VSG
3. Iginfest
4. Rammsteinmad
5. Swish aka Nexus aka Darkestinsecthingy
6. Juan
7. Indifferent Clox
8. Owenbrown
9. St. Jimmy
10. Jordan X aka Fragile X
11. Iop aka PrettyCool aka BEAST aka Damn
12. Smelly Meatball
13. MoFo
14. Hasney
15. Seth82
16. Shisen Kopf
17. tjogo
18. Droford
19. Gertner
20. Ruien
21. Taker it Easy :'(
22. Malfeitor
23. Ootin
24. blak23
25. Porksoda
26. King "Sweetchins" Narcissus
27. Ermaximus
28. whiteyford
29. Autobahn
30. Tazz Dan
31. Ruff Ryder
32. Guru Dave
33. CTS
34. CSL
35. Razzamajazz
36. Supreme Olajuwon
37. XL
38. The Jayman
39. Autobahn 2
40. Xero
41. itsmeJD
42. Cool King
43. K Smoke
44. DLVH84
45. taker707
46. Lavel
47. Asmo
48. Keith
49. #1-wwf-fan
50. Lock Jaw
51. Fake Ermaximus aka Erblaximus
52. Skippord
53. Providence Peep
54. Kane Knight
55. KYR
56. mhirn3
57. DAMN iNATOR
58. BigDaddyCool
59. DamnDirty
60. Ultra Mantis
61. SammyG
62. Nicky Fives
63. misterlee
64. Mystery Entry

I also nominate myself for having failed to build up any hype as I wanted to, and also to remove any pleasure anyone would have had nominating me. :p

Iginfest, because he's Scouse, the jobbers of life.

Rammsteinmad for being a useless homeless fecker and forgetting to vote.

We have now 4 nominees, a grand job so far by whiteyford.

Swish for being Swish.

I would like to nominate Juan,just to see if the KOTF can also be the KOTJ.

Am legitimately touched that someone nominated me for anything. Woohoo! :D

"King" of the jobbers makes it still sound like a prestigious award (as prestigious as can be on an internet wrestling forum). Should just be "Jobber of the Forum" or "Window-licking Winnet of the Forum"

It is prestigious, DAMMIT!

So how does this one work? Do you vote for the 'jobber' you like most, or whoever you think is worse?

Trying to figure out if being 'king of the jobbers' is a positive thing or not.

Spacker of the year?

You celebrate the best jobber, so essentially you would prefer not to win. However, 2 years ago #1TNA&USA won and took it in stride and filled up his pride with this. So anything goes.

May as well just call it the "Indifferent Clox Award"

Having said that I nominate Clox, owenbrown, St. Jimmy and Jordan X/Fragile X all of whom don't really need a reason.

Let's have some fitting music up in this bitch.

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Originally Posted by Iginfest (Post 3931735)

May as well just call it the "Indifferent Clox Award"

Having said that I nominate Clox, owenbrown, St. Jimmy and Jordan X/Fragile X all of whom don't really need a reason.

You give a reason, Iggy, or I swear I will stalk SMG.

Damn/Iop/PrettyCool..................

:wave:

I ended up jobbing to Juan who later became the king of the wrestling forum.

The again I think I've jobbed to him 3 times in the last 2 years. Last year was both the regular forum and wrestling forum king tournaments and then this year's wrestling forum tournament.

I don't think anyone can beat TNARick:

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"Do you guys want Warcraft II to die or what? Am I the only mother fucker who cares anymore. God damn I have put my fucking life into this game since 2004 trying to revive the playerbase and we had a chance to bring this fucking game back and nobody gave a shit. Nobody went out and tried to tell people on other forums that there was a free download of the game available WTF!!! WHY THE HELL NOT.

After all this time we make progress on the amount of users on the server and the games/ activity goes up and nobody gives a fucking shit man i fucking hate this.

Put the server in the hands of Lance the stupid fuck hacker piece of shit and you can fuck off fuck you fuck that fuck everything.

FUCK

I hate my life and I dont know how much longer I can handle this shit. I want to bring Warcraft 2 back but I cannot deal with this anymore. I just want to fucking die man but I am scared of hell. I know god is real jesus is real because i have seen my brother been saved and I just wish it could happen to me. Every damn decision in my life I have made has been horrible and I just want to see Warcraft 2 succeed to know that I completed my goal. "

Being arrested in 2008 for "possession of a controlled substance, unlawful use or possession of a legend drug, public intoxication and illegal consumption." at 19 and again in 2010 for trying to rip off a Walmart with two underage girls (one of them pregnant) in the car surely can't be matched by anyone here.

I bombed out of KOTF and KOTWF in the first round so maybe I am a big fat jobber

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Originally Posted by MoFo (Post 3931778)

also Hasney because he was a massive jobber in KOTF 2011

Good enough a reason for me :shifty:

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I know some might suggest I try a better online dating site, but I did that once before, and had even worst luck, and I'm not trying to sound cheap, but this is the only free online site I can come on, and keep trying.

Others would suggest I actually try to quit advertising warcraft 2, and go out to meet women but that's hard for me because I admit, I get nervous around some women because I fear rejection, and the few times I have tried to impress women beyond the Internet, it didn't go over well because in two different cases, the girl was married, and the other I learned was a player, and then she moved away. It honestly seems like a lot of girls in this city are married or taken.

I realize confidence is very important, and I've tried. I also realize not coming across as nervous or too eager is another important factor, but sometimes I honestly can't control it. I also know I am not a very attractive person, and I've been told in the past that I'm average, but I've seen so many guys out there who aren't that handsome, and yet I see them with girls. I also realize I come across as trying too hard, and worrying too much, but like the being nervous issue, I can't control it. I also am a loner, so anytime I am actually around people, I have a habit of talking too much, and/or getting too hyper.

I have an odd, playful and sarcastic sense of humor that sometimes people don't get or understand. I lived with my parents for a long time, but I recently moved out, and thought it'd help my social life, but it hasn't. I also don't drive because I get too nervous behind the wheel, even though I can sorta drive. I feel like if I had the proper motivation, I'd go out, and try again. The proper motivation being the right girl. Lastly, and probably the biggest problem is I am a virgin.

I admit, I guess I am just a weirdo, freak loser. But I'm harmless, and believe I have the poetical to change. I can accept criticism, and am open-minded enough to try new things. All I need is a good, patient, and caring friend, but I don't know if it's because I am a man, or because I'm a man living in the mid west, but most women seem to want a guy to take charge, and be the leader, and I can do that, but I won't be perfect at it because I haven't done it often enough, and most women don't seem to wanna waste time with a guy like me, that, and like I wrote, I'm not a looker.

What's odd is that I find girls in our main lobby all the time that know what I look like, and connect with me, (because they think I am a rich blizzard employee) but they live so far away from me that it can't ever go beyond the web, so I'm screwed either way.

I'm trying, and trying, but just keep failing, and have very little support around me. I sometimes just wanna die because the thought of being single forever playing warcraft 2 scares me.
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Oh shit I should nominate someone. How about Beth82?

DTTS, please refrain from campaigning for your favourite until the tournament actually begins.

Shisen Kopf, I accept your nomination of Seth82 but I also nominate you for jobbing to his username.

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Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3931811)

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I nominate all three of those guys, and tjogo.

ive met two fat women off cl..i jst answed an ad about a midget too

ton topc i nominate myself..

You also job to your keyboard. Nomination accepted.

Did you just nominate Droford, or his keyboard?

Droford jobs, not his keyboard.

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Originally Posted by VSG (Post 3931838)

You also job to your keyboard. Nomination accepted.

its a tablet keyboard and it sucks, not my fault.

Yo check this out:

I am typing this from my tablet keyboard and I do not sound like a down syndrome Indifferent Clox.

I can't campaign now???