What awful movies do you absolutely love?
 

Was looking for my VHS copy of The Dirt Bike Kid today and it got me thinking about other awful movies I enjoy as well.

Star Wars Christmas Special
Shazam

Biodome

Oh my god yes. I first watched that at your place.

Hamburger: The Motion Picture

Big Money Hustlas

THIS + Big Money Rustlas.

Rubber

Batman & Robin

You just like Clooneys nipples.

Are we talking bad movies that we like in a "so bad it's good" kinda way, or movies that are critically panned but that we genuinely like?

I so have to see this.

Crank is awesome, even though by any breakdown I should fucking think it's dumber than Pintint.

The latter.

So The Room and Birdemic do not count.

I don't know man. I "like" some critically panned movies, but I don't know if I would say that I "love" them.

Drive Angry with Nick Cage. Stupid, mindless fun and I love every second of its deranged premise and hammy, over the top acting. The sex/fight scene is inspiring material.

Fat Neil from Community is in it.

probably Street Fighter, I guess

Wicker Man w/Nicholas Cage for the last 20 mins. Hilarity also what was that move with marky mark where the trees are killing people? That shit was funny too

LJ, why are you being difficult.

The Apple

Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annhilation (to a lesser degree)
Street Fighter
Mario Bros

Mom and Dad Saved the World
Masters of the Universe
The Ewok Adventure

Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
Superman III-IV
Superman Returns

Mortal Kombat was awesome. Do not care what anyone says.

Mortal Kombat WAS awesome. Annhiliation, not so much.

I went to see Masters of the Universe when it came out in the theatre, I was fucking glued! I had to piss like halfway through and held it to the very end. First movie I ever remember having a post-credit P.S. I don't care how off cannon that movie was... IT WAS GODDAMN HE-MAN! In my child eyes, it could do no wrong.

This. It was pretty awful but Frank Langella as Skeletor really makes it so worthwhile.

Anything with Van Damme or Seagal.

Masters of the Universe is one of my favourite films ever.

It was a classic.

the postman.... wait you said absolutely love, nevermind

"Pick Me Up!" *WOOOOOOSH*

Any movie I love, as far as I'm concerned, is not an awful movie.

Body Slam

Gonna watch Masters of the Universe now I think.

Masters of the Universe is amazing, you fucks..

Killer Clowns From Outer Space
Any of the Critters movies
Escape From LA

Dunno there are a bunch..

Ready To Rumble

D.C. Cab

Of course it is, but it's still an awful film.

Any Jean Claude Van Damme film
Any Ahnuld Shwartznigger film
Any Steven Segal Film

Were Tango & Cash and Lockup panned?

Just going by what I have DVD versions of:
Resident Evil 1
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Punisher Warzone
Grandma's Boy

"A View to Kill" got panned badly as a Bond film but I liked it.

I kinda like The Da Vinci Code, and Angels and Demons.

Never read the books nor will I, but I liked the films even though they were pretty much panned.