WWE signs some vanilla midget in a mask
 

El Generico. He sucks. He weighs about as much as my cock. He has zero potential but smarks will blame it on the WWE's writing for why he doesn't get over.


This is your Gertner wrestling news of the day.

Dude. Your cock ways 196 lbs???? why are you not in the porn industry????

I am. My name is Buck Naked

Worst thread ever. Watch the hype video for final battle 10 then watch the steen generico match from that ppv.

You're new here aren't you?

Kinda. :)

That being said, where's Sin Cara? Is he hurt again or something?

Yes. He had another surgery to his knee.

He's exactly the opposite of the rasslers the company needs to be signing.

6'6 300 lbs with tribal tattoos?

Hes pretty funny IMO.

Havent seen anything of him in the last like, 3/4 years though b/c ROH is trash.

WWE is still trying to find "the next Rey Mysterio". That's all.

lol no he will get repackaged all kinds! I hope not tho.

WWE shoulda signed El Dandy. Never heard of this El Generico Taco Loco guy

WWE needs to re-sign Nathan Jones.

he is a red headed pasty guy from canada. Who only speaks french

Good for him. Not sure why WWE signed him though. I think he's going to end up adjusting a lot of his style.

¡Ole!

Love El Generico

BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Actually yes.

If you don't like El Generico you are a huge fag.

I'm just sayin

"I don't care for El Generico" is the exact phrase this one guy said before he had gay butt anal gay sex with another man.


Think about it.

Which part are we thinking about? Your basis for your statement, or the gay butt anal gay sex?

I'M SO CONFUSED. YOU NEED TO CLARIFY!!!!

Exactly.

No, that's the dude from Nickelback you're thinking of.

WWE finally found their new Latin star

His character is made for children, really curious to see what they do with him. Does he keep his name? The gimmick too?

They have to, because what else are you gonna do with a skinny white guy

Never heard of him. His name seems pretty bad though.

I like him, but he seems a lot more suited for the Indys.

Either way, he's probably accomplished a lot more than any of us ever will, so good for him. :y:

El Generico is the best

Fuck the H8ers

<font color=goldenrod>Some people are worried that Generico will be "ruined" and he'll just be turned into another run of the mill guy. It seems like the worry is unfounded. WWE have been fantastic with barely altering an indy guys' schtick when they've brought them in recently.

At worst, they get watered down into a more one-dimensional form of their existing persona; there's really very little discernible difference between Kassius Ohno and Chris Hero, or Antonio Cesaro and Claudio Castagnoli, for example. It's not like we're going to see Kevin Steen, wrestling electrician any time soon.</font>

He'll last as long as 'Scotty Goldman' did.

I like Generico, but he just doesn't fit in to the WWE in any shape or form.

Why doesn't he fit in? What's wrong with him. If people the size of Daniel Bryan can find their place in WWE there is no reason why El Generico can't.

A Canadian-Fake Mexican? How could that not fit in the WWE? I'm surprised they didn't try that already.

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Close enough.

He's so kid friendly. Isn't that what WWE is about? How doesn't that fit in?