![]() |
|
|
#1 |
|
Best Poster
Posts: 57,072
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
WWE signs some vanilla midget in a mask
El Generico. He sucks. He weighs about as much as my cock. He has zero potential but smarks will blame it on the WWE's writing for why he doesn't get over.
This is your Gertner wrestling news of the day. Last edited by Bad News Gertner; 07-08-2020 at 11:20 PM. |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Y2KoTF
Posts: 16,241
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Dude. Your cock ways 196 lbs???? why are you not in the porn industry????
|
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
Best Poster
Posts: 57,072
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I am. My name is Buck Naked
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
Caramel Baby
Posts: 85
![]()
|
Worst thread ever. Watch the hype video for final battle 10 then watch the steen generico match from that ppv.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Y2KoTF
Posts: 16,241
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
You're new here aren't you?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Caramel Baby
Posts: 85
![]()
|
Kinda.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#7 |
|
Posts: 3,525
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
That being said, where's Sin Cara? Is he hurt again or something?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
Quark is Less Impressed.
Posts: 38,371
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Yes. He had another surgery to his knee.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
Best Poster
Posts: 57,072
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
He's exactly the opposite of the rasslers the company needs to be signing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
Caramel Baby
Posts: 85
![]()
|
6'6 300 lbs with tribal tattoos?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
Narc stole my star
Posts: 6,110
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Hes pretty funny IMO.
Havent seen anything of him in the last like, 3/4 years though b/c ROH is trash. |
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
Posts: 3,525
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
WWE is still trying to find "the next Rey Mysterio". That's all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
Caramel Baby
Posts: 85
![]()
|
lol no he will get repackaged all kinds! I hope not tho.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
They're eating the dogs..
Posts: 27,469
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
WWE shoulda signed El Dandy. Never heard of this El Generico Taco Loco guy
|
|
|
|
|
|
#15 |
|
Y2KoTF
Posts: 16,241
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
WWE needs to re-sign Nathan Jones.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#16 |
|
Caramel Baby
Posts: 85
![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#17 |
|
Ninja Mod, Esquire
Posts: 12,676
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Good for him. Not sure why WWE signed him though. I think he's going to end up adjusting a lot of his style.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#18 |
|
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,766
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
¡Ole!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,766
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Love El Generico
|
|
|
|
|
|
#20 |
|
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,766
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
|
|
|
|
|
|
#21 |
|
Best Poster
Posts: 57,072
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#22 |
|
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,766
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
If you don't like El Generico you are a huge fag.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#23 |
|
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,766
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I'm just sayin
|
|
|
|
|
|
#24 |
|
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,766
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
"I don't care for El Generico" is the exact phrase this one guy said before he had gay butt anal gay sex with another man.
Think about it. |
|
|
|
|
|
#25 |
|
Y2KoTF
Posts: 16,241
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#26 |
|
Y2KoTF
Posts: 16,241
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I'M SO CONFUSED. YOU NEED TO CLARIFY!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#27 |
|
You know that’s right
Posts: 52,766
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Exactly.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#28 |
|
They're eating the dogs..
Posts: 27,469
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#29 |
|
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
WWE finally found their new Latin star
|
|
|
|
|
|
#30 |
|
His name is Jeff Harvey
Posts: 5,256
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
His character is made for children, really curious to see what they do with him. Does he keep his name? The gimmick too?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#31 |
|
Best Poster
Posts: 57,072
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
They have to, because what else are you gonna do with a skinny white guy
|
|
|
|
|
|
#32 |
|
Posts: 24,441
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Never heard of him. His name seems pretty bad though.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#33 |
|
TPWW's #3 Peep
Posts: 20,903
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
I like him, but he seems a lot more suited for the Indys.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#34 |
|
TPWW's #3 Peep
Posts: 20,903
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Either way, he's probably accomplished a lot more than any of us ever will, so good for him.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#35 |
|
I'm Mr. White Christmas
Posts: 44,526
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
El Generico is the best
Fuck the H8ers |
|
|
|
|
|
#36 |
|
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,383
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Some people are worried that Generico will be "ruined" and he'll just be turned into another run of the mill guy. It seems like the worry is unfounded. WWE have been fantastic with barely altering an indy guys' schtick when they've brought them in recently.
At worst, they get watered down into a more one-dimensional form of their existing persona; there's really very little discernible difference between Kassius Ohno and Chris Hero, or Antonio Cesaro and Claudio Castagnoli, for example. It's not like we're going to see Kevin Steen, wrestling electrician any time soon. |
|
|
|
|
|
#37 |
|
The Great Pink Hope
Posts: 8,817
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
He'll last as long as 'Scotty Goldman' did.
I like Generico, but he just doesn't fit in to the WWE in any shape or form. |
|
|
|
|
|
#38 |
|
His name is Jeff Harvey
Posts: 5,256
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
Why doesn't he fit in? What's wrong with him. If people the size of Daniel Bryan can find their place in WWE there is no reason why El Generico can't.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#39 |
|
Quark is Less Impressed.
Posts: 38,371
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
A Canadian-Fake Mexican? How could that not fit in the WWE? I'm surprised they didn't try that already.
Close enough. |
|
|
|
|
|
#40 |
|
His name is Jeff Harvey
Posts: 5,256
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
He's so kid friendly. Isn't that what WWE is about? How doesn't that fit in?
|
|
|
|