Bradshaw picked on us all when we were at school :(
 

From his latest column on WWE.com
:'(

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ROFLMAO!!! That was hilarious! He thinks all people on the internet are nerds.

I like it, you fat, out of shape, internet wannabes can kiss my ass too.

Yeah I wish I was the internet too. :(

Wait, we aren't? :shifty:

Let's break this down a little:

I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years.

Best wrestling shape he's been in. That means he could outwrestle Rikishi, Bret Hart, or Kurt Angle's left nut. However, he probably thinks he's as deserving of a main event slot as Bret in his Prime, Kurt, Eddie, Jericho, etc.

For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers

Guess I can ignore this then. This internet wannabe's credentials include high school wrestling, fencing, and football.

kiss my ass for doubting me

You're not in the business, you don't get to decide if I'm a good wrestler, or entertaining. but please, keep watching. I need the money.

and realize why you hate me. I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker.

Last guy who tried to bully me ended up getting his head smashed into a locker 5 or 6 times. The head trauma would explain by Bradshaw writes like this... but I must say, i really respect a guy who's able to make other people do his homework. :y:

JBL will deliver Sunday and you can “report” whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends.

You're killing wrestling! but you have no effect on us!

How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother? After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don’t have a questionable sexual orientation, do you? Of course, it is 2004, I don’t judge.

Coming from a guy who has already "judged" internet "nerds," I find his "I don't judge" remark iffy.

Even moreso, he's in some of the most homoerotic entertainment on TV, everyone knows about his little "shower antics," and he's questioning everyone else's sexuality? Yeah...

Anyways, a major LOL to all this. :D

JBL sure knows how to make people like him

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kane Knight again.

Well, he's supposed to be a heel, not mister popularity.

However, he was writing this shit even when he was supposed to be a face.

Isn't it amazing how nobody seems to get the pattern that the people "internet fans" hate on are the ones who can't wrestle and aren't entertaining?

Naw. I'm jealous. I wish I could be that shitty a wrestler and get a main event slot. Hell, the damage to my knees pretty much insured that I would never be able to do a sport professionally, maybe I could main event with JBL! I'm sure it'd be just as good as having the icon of Atheliticism, Kevin Nash in the ring with him!

I'm probably a better wrestler than JBL :mad:

GoldBird > JBL

He's the one who's got an internet wrestling column, not me. Nerd alert.

Well, you're a homo, so yo already have one up on him.

Ok, Steven. :lol:

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Mackem again.

Who?

ouch.

(loves the amusement of someone who had to fake a miscarriage trying to play up to be some tough guy online)

I now realize my purpose in life. I will become a professional wrestler....and kill JBL

And I won't do it for the Rock, I'll do it for the peeps

Kane Knight def. Bradshaw via TKO. :D

This guy sure knows how to help his chances of making it big as a respected economic and political analyst.

I :heart: this thread

Aahaha, owned. :lol:

Makes me wonder just how many of the WWE roster checks the internet, especially TPWW.

Oh, that Justin Hawke Bradshaw. What a character.

Do'n tworry everyone. this nightmare will all be over after Sunday. By nightmare I mean the JBL push. But as for Smackdown! itself... I don't see that ever correcting itself. But getting rid of JBL would be a big-ass steel-toed kick in the ass into the right direction.

Not as good as Kane Knight's, but I gave it a shot.
 

Just sent an e-mail to Bradshaw@wwe.com. Here's what it was.



YOU WROTE: I am in the best wrestling shape I have been in in years. If we go a half an hour, I will be ready. For those of you fat, out-of-shape Internet wannabes who have never done anything more athletic than play checkers, kiss my ass for doubting me, and realize why you hate me. I was the guy in school who made you do my homework and locked you in your locker.

<font color=white>RESPONSE: Well let me ask you this..........why do us ""fat out-of-shape" Internet wannabes (who have never done anything more than play checkers) LOVE and RESPECT guys like Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, and Bret Hart? Perhaps this is due to the fact that they have a little thing called TALENT. Perhaps this is due to the fact that they don't go around talking sh</>it to internet fans.

Why? Because - they are secure about themselves. You were the guy that locked me in my locker eh? Well - Vince was the guy that made you Taker's B</>ITCH, and put you in a JOBBER tag team! Oh and by the way, did guys like BART GUNN stuff you in YOUR locker? :-D </font> If not, then I'm glad you've actually won a FEW matches in your lifetime. Looks like you may have actually DESERVED to be a main-eventer in highschool! :y: </font>


YOU WROTE: JBL will deliver Sunday and you can “report” whatever you want, but you will also realize how little influence you have, except to your little nerd friends. How long has it been since you guys that spend all your time reporting on us have been with a woman other than your mother? After all, when I see you in airports hanging out, you are always with guys. You guys don’t have a questionable sexual orientation, do you? Of course, it is 2004, I don’t judge.

<font color=white>RESPONSE: I'm pretty sure that the women LOVE you. After all, all of that stereoid use must REALLY make you great in the sack eh? I'm sure the women love your conversations about the stock market as well! And aren't you that guy that's known for his "shower pranks" in the lockerroom? Huh? But don't worry - it's 2004, I don't judge.....................YOU FAT AND OUT OF SHAPE MAIN-EVENTER WANNABE DAT'S NEVER BEEN WITH A WOMAN! omg! LOLLOL! </font>

No, you were the dumbass in the resource room that who tried way too hard to play on the whole "tough guy" persona.

And lets just say Bradshaw was the guy who "made me do his homework and locked me in my locker." Wouldn't guys like Jericho, Christian, Triple H, Kane, Orton, John Cena and Batista be like that too? Strange thing that I don't hate them...

I didn't even go to the same school as Bradshaw, he's nuts.

LOL @ Heyman

I love JBL

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Oh so he was that big Texan who tried raping the boys in the locker room when I was at school. Rings a bell now.

LOL

Sweetwater, Texas education at work right there.

Bradshaw sucks so much ass its unbelivable! Just to think i used to like APA when they played cards and drunk beer and had bar room brawls!

Hmmmm I didn't know that Spanky and Paul London played checkers. It's all coming together now.

In other news... I was playing basketball today and I dunked on NBA height.

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I was going to give JBL the benefit of the doubt and wait to see his match before I passed any judgement, and I am. Lets just wait and see the buy rates...