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Matt Morgan on IWC (hillarious and NSFW)
Put your Dorito's down and watch this, because Matt Morgan has more athleticism in his cock than you do in your entire body:
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he seems to have a hard time putting sentences together
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Not really its own thread worthy, but funny.
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How many stars does Metzer generally give for typical Matt Morgan squash matches?
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I'm not fat, short, I don't wear glasses and I very rarely eat Doritos. I have a college education in popular music, and I have been wrestling since 2003 (made my debut beginning 2004).
Am I allowed to talk shit online? |
I am not even going to edit the original post to embed this
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some of the comments are kinda mixed to be honest :-\
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...yeah, who are these people to give their opinions on what does and doesn't entertain them. Is this guy trying to suck up to Bischoff or something?
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But then again, who are we to doubt a guy with a degree in public speaking who was a dual athlete in high school and college? Clearly he is a superior intellect.
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Fucking fat virgins
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I bet Tedious is 340lbs and has a carpet made of McDonalds bags and chocolate bar wrappers
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"Dorky, keyboard punchin', non-vagina-gettin' losers who have not had vagina since vagina had them."
There's usually an Ed Hardy shirt and a Long Island Iced Tea accompanying poetry of such magnificence. At least he values Dave Meltzer's pinion. Or maybe his whole drive train, since he's been doin' it for so long. Whatever. He could easily beat the living shit out of me 6 days out of the week. Seems like he should have more important things to do. Younoahmahmeen? |
actually I have cheetos beside me... no joke
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I have 10% body fat, own two successful businesses, a degree, and have sex with plenty of lovely ladies. I'm not short either, nor do I ever eat junkfood or have glasses. But I'm still a proud member of the IWC :y:
And he's definitely shooting on Ryan Clark. lmao. I love all you guys. *holds arms out for hug* |
And you guys better hug. FINISH THE HUG.
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I co-lead a stable of wrestling forum posters, so Matt Morgan can shove it.
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CM Punk is more succinct:
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I was thinking about this the last wrestler shoots on iwc I saw..for every wrestler that gets a ton of praise on the internet and every wrestler that gets shit on by the same people, there are probably 5 that bust their ass on a regular basis that no one gives a shit about one way or the other...
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Pretty much spot on by Matt Morgan, I agree with him. I never take IWC kids seriously, all a bunch of angry out of shape kids living with their parents still. I'm not accusing anyone here of this, I'm just saying, that is 99% of most IWC kids though. I'm sure there are some cool people on here, and I'm not pointing the finger at anyone in particular.
As for me, I am extremely successful, just got done with the gym, best shape of my life and working toward 8% bodyfat, really find it hilarious when some people try and paint me as a douche on here, and am looking to book a table via host I know in Vegas at a top club at Marquee. So if someone tries to argue with me, don't even bother, I don't really care at the end of the day. |
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The reason is the reaction of the "smart marks" is "Awesome! Punk is so cool, he sweared at me!"
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Surprised more by Gertner's reaction. Thought this would make Matt Morgan his new hero.
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I didn't realize I was fat, lived in my parents basement, and loved doritos...
And apparently my HS basketball stats mean NOTHING.(though i agree for the most part) |
My photo album is my response to this also I am 5'4 with a minor in journalism and working toward my masters in psychology .
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Matt Morgan is 100% spot on btw.
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You all seem to be missing his point here, and concentrating solely on his little insults geared towards the average wrestling fan.
The main point he's making is that thousands of wrestling fans on the internet talk shit about wrestler x or WWE writer y, yet have almost no understanding of the business, myself included. He's obviously exaggerating the stereotype to talk about how far away people are from the business, but he's spot on in that we as a fanbase can't really talk about all the ins and outs of the business like we seem to think we can. |
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Sounds like someone upset Matt Morgan too.
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lol everybody rushing in this thread to list their degrees and body fat percentage cuz some TNA guy called them a loser :lol:
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liar :rofl: |
Really this is equivalent to some shitty stand up comedian going into an interview and complaining that nobody finds their jokes funny and that everybody should just laugh at all his jokes until they themselves have become a stand up comedian and understand how to tell jokes.
Morgan says he doesnt care, he obviously cares and while he is right that he shouldn't listen to what people say about his work on the internet, he clearly does and he comes off as a moron for even acknowledging that fat internet virgins think he's a bad wrestler, let alone attacking them for it. |
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