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SNLfunnyguy 05-05-2013 02:18 PM

Matt Morgan on IWC (hillarious and NSFW)
 
Put your Dorito's down and watch this, because Matt Morgan has more athleticism in his cock than you do in your entire body:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjmutpur6Hw

ron the dial 05-05-2013 02:57 PM

he seems to have a hard time putting sentences together

SlickyTrickyDamon 05-05-2013 02:59 PM

Not really its own thread worthy, but funny.

Kane Knight 05-05-2013 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ron the dial (Post 4196239)
he seems to have a hard time putting sentences together

who are you to doubt a communications major with a degree in public speaking wex

Ultra Mantis 05-05-2013 05:27 PM

How many stars does Metzer generally give for typical Matt Morgan squash matches?

Rammsteinmad 05-05-2013 05:31 PM

I'm not fat, short, I don't wear glasses and I very rarely eat Doritos. I have a college education in popular music, and I have been wrestling since 2003 (made my debut beginning 2004).

Am I allowed to talk shit online?

owenbrown 05-05-2013 05:35 PM

I am not even going to edit the original post to embed this

owenbrown 05-05-2013 05:38 PM

some of the comments are kinda mixed to be honest :-\

Theo Dious 05-05-2013 06:16 PM

...yeah, who are these people to give their opinions on what does and doesn't entertain them. Is this guy trying to suck up to Bischoff or something?

Theo Dious 05-05-2013 06:18 PM

But then again, who are we to doubt a guy with a degree in public speaking who was a dual athlete in high school and college? Clearly he is a superior intellect.

ron the dial 05-05-2013 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 4196287)
who are you to doubt a communications major with a degree in public speaking wex

just some internet nobody :'(

MoFo 05-05-2013 06:32 PM

Fucking fat virgins

MoFo 05-05-2013 06:34 PM

I bet Tedious is 340lbs and has a carpet made of McDonalds bags and chocolate bar wrappers

Krow 05-05-2013 07:11 PM

"Dorky, keyboard punchin', non-vagina-gettin' losers who have not had vagina since vagina had them."

There's usually an Ed Hardy shirt and a Long Island Iced Tea accompanying poetry of such magnificence.

At least he values Dave Meltzer's pinion. Or maybe his whole drive train, since he's been doin' it for so long.

Whatever. He could easily beat the living shit out of me 6 days out of the week. Seems like he should have more important things to do. Younoahmahmeen?

JimmyMess 05-05-2013 07:56 PM

actually I have cheetos beside me... no joke

Theo Dious 05-05-2013 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoFo (Post 4196332)
I bet Tedious is 340lbs and has a carpet made of McDonalds bags and chocolate bar wrappers

269, I prefer Wendy's to McDonalds and I prefer M&Ms to candy in bar form.

Theo Dious 05-05-2013 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmyMess (Post 4196355)
actually I have cheetos beside me... no joke

I have Fritos. And Cheetos. And pretzel sticks. And bleu cheese dressing, wing sauce, and French onion dip.

Swiss Ultimate 05-05-2013 09:03 PM

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Vjmutpur6Hw?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Shadrick 05-05-2013 09:36 PM

I have 10% body fat, own two successful businesses, a degree, and have sex with plenty of lovely ladies. I'm not short either, nor do I ever eat junkfood or have glasses. But I'm still a proud member of the IWC :y:

And he's definitely shooting on Ryan Clark. lmao.

I love all you guys. *holds arms out for hug*

Shadrick 05-05-2013 09:39 PM

And you guys better hug. FINISH THE HUG.

Bad News Gertner 05-05-2013 09:42 PM

I co-lead a stable of wrestling forum posters, so Matt Morgan can shove it.

Lock Jaw 05-05-2013 10:23 PM

CM Punk is more succinct:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0xBF4M1GLls" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Droford 05-05-2013 10:30 PM

I was thinking about this the last wrestler shoots on iwc I saw..for every wrestler that gets a ton of praise on the internet and every wrestler that gets shit on by the same people, there are probably 5 that bust their ass on a regular basis that no one gives a shit about one way or the other...

PullMyFinger 05-05-2013 10:47 PM

Pretty much spot on by Matt Morgan, I agree with him. I never take IWC kids seriously, all a bunch of angry out of shape kids living with their parents still. I'm not accusing anyone here of this, I'm just saying, that is 99% of most IWC kids though. I'm sure there are some cool people on here, and I'm not pointing the finger at anyone in particular.

As for me, I am extremely successful, just got done with the gym, best shape of my life and working toward 8% bodyfat, really find it hilarious when some people try and paint me as a douche on here, and am looking to book a table via host I know in Vegas at a top club at Marquee. So if someone tries to argue with me, don't even bother, I don't really care at the end of the day.

Theo Dious 05-05-2013 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4196436)
CM Punk is more succinct:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0xBF4M1GLls" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Without smarks, Punk has no fanbase. So, not sure WTF he is smoking here.

PullMyFinger 05-05-2013 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tedious (Post 4196450)
Without smarks, Punk has no fanbase. So, not sure WTF he is smoking here.

Why do you care? lol Live moves on, Punk said what he said, and maybe he has a reason to.

Lock Jaw 05-05-2013 11:04 PM

The reason is the reaction of the "smart marks" is "Awesome! Punk is so cool, he sweared at me!"

Fignuts 05-06-2013 02:07 AM

Surprised more by Gertner's reaction. Thought this would make Matt Morgan his new hero.

Black Widow 05-06-2013 02:41 AM

I didn't realize I was fat, lived in my parents basement, and loved doritos...

And apparently my HS basketball stats mean NOTHING.(though i agree for the most part)

KIRA 05-06-2013 02:55 AM

My photo album is my response to this also I am 5'4 with a minor in journalism and working toward my masters in psychology .

Drakul 05-06-2013 03:31 AM

http://www.akawebdesign.com/blog/201...4/simpsons.png

Bad News Gertner 05-06-2013 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PullMyFinger (Post 4196448)
Pretty much spot on by Matt Morgan, I agree with him. I never take IWC kids seriously, all a bunch of angry out of shape kids living with their parents still. I'm not accusing anyone here of this, I'm just saying, that is 99% of most IWC kids though. I'm sure there are some cool people on here, and I'm not pointing the finger at anyone in particular.

As for me, I am extremely successful, just got done with the gym, best shape of my life and working toward 8% bodyfat, really find it hilarious when some people try and paint me as a douche on here, and am looking to book a table via host I know in Vegas at a top club at Marquee. So if someone tries to argue with me, don't even bother, I don't really care at the end of the day.

Lol the doucheness is just oozing out of this post

Bad News Gertner 05-06-2013 05:41 AM

Matt Morgan is 100% spot on btw.

Corporate CockSnogger 05-06-2013 07:25 AM

You all seem to be missing his point here, and concentrating solely on his little insults geared towards the average wrestling fan.

The main point he's making is that thousands of wrestling fans on the internet talk shit about wrestler x or WWE writer y, yet have almost no understanding of the business, myself included. He's obviously exaggerating the stereotype to talk about how far away people are from the business, but he's spot on in that we as a fanbase can't really talk about all the ins and outs of the business like we seem to think we can.

Kane Knight 05-06-2013 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PullMyFinger (Post 4196448)
Pretty much spot on by Matt Morgan, I agree with him. I never take IWC kids seriously, all a bunch of angry out of shape kids living with their parents still. I'm not accusing anyone here of this, I'm just saying, that is 99% of most IWC kids though. I'm sure there are some cool people on here, and I'm not pointing the finger at anyone in particular.

As for me, I am extremely successful, just got done with the gym, best shape of my life and working toward 8% bodyfat, really find it hilarious when some people try and paint me as a douche on here, and am looking to book a table via host I know in Vegas at a top club at Marquee. So if someone tries to argue with me, don't even bother, I don't really care at the end of the day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drakul (Post 4196554)


Ruien 05-06-2013 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PullMyFinger (Post 4196448)
Pretty much spot on by Matt Morgan, I agree with him. I never take IWC kids seriously, all a bunch of angry out of shape kids living with their parents still. I'm not accusing anyone here of this, I'm just saying, that is 99% of most IWC kids though. I'm sure there are some cool people on here, and I'm not pointing the finger at anyone in particular.

As for me, I am extremely successful, just got done with the gym, best shape of my life and working toward 8% bodyfat, really find it hilarious when some people try and paint me as a douche on here, and am looking to book a table via host I know in Vegas at a top club at Marquee. So if someone tries to argue with me, don't even bother, I don't really care at the end of the day.

We should compare body pictures and have the person with a better body stay and the other leaves. A TPWW sign will need to be in the photo. Dead serious about this.

Ruien 05-06-2013 09:10 AM

Sounds like someone upset Matt Morgan too.

MoFo 05-06-2013 09:59 AM

lol everybody rushing in this thread to list their degrees and body fat percentage cuz some TNA guy called them a loser :lol:

MoFo 05-06-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PullMyFinger (Post 4196448)
Pretty much spot on by Matt Morgan, I agree with him. I never take IWC kids seriously, all a bunch of angry out of shape kids living with their parents still. I'm not accusing anyone here of this, I'm just saying, that is 99% of most IWC kids though. I'm sure there are some cool people on here, and I'm not pointing the finger at anyone in particular.

As for me, I am extremely successful, just got done with the gym, best shape of my life and working toward 8% bodyfat, really find it hilarious when some people try and paint me as a douche on here, and am looking to book a table via host I know in Vegas at a top club at Marquee. So if someone tries to argue with me, don't even bother, I don't really care at the end of the day.


liar :rofl:

Ultra Mantis 05-06-2013 10:19 AM

Really this is equivalent to some shitty stand up comedian going into an interview and complaining that nobody finds their jokes funny and that everybody should just laugh at all his jokes until they themselves have become a stand up comedian and understand how to tell jokes.

Morgan says he doesnt care, he obviously cares and while he is right that he shouldn't listen to what people say about his work on the internet, he clearly does and he comes off as a moron for even acknowledging that fat internet virgins think he's a bad wrestler, let alone attacking them for it.


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