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Matt Morgan on IWC (hillarious and NSFW)
Put your Dorito's down and watch this, because Matt Morgan has more athleticism in his cock than you do in your entire body:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjmutpur6Hw Disclaimer: I'm not actually a funny guy, but I'm loveable ![]() |
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the heartbreak king
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he seems to have a hard time putting sentences together
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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the heartbreak king
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Matt Morgan is no El Dandy. There is room to be doubted. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Not really its own thread worthy, but funny.
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Grim Fandango
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How many stars does Metzer generally give for typical Matt Morgan squash matches?
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TPWW's #3 Peep
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I'm not fat, short, I don't wear glasses and I very rarely eat Doritos. I have a college education in popular music, and I have been wrestling since 2003 (made my debut beginning 2004).
Am I allowed to talk shit online? |
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#10 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
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I am not even going to edit the original post to embed this
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I believe in Joe Hendry
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some of the comments are kinda mixed to be honest
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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...yeah, who are these people to give their opinions on what does and doesn't entertain them. Is this guy trying to suck up to Bischoff or something?
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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But then again, who are we to doubt a guy with a degree in public speaking who was a dual athlete in high school and college? Clearly he is a superior intellect.
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#14 |
Narc stole my star
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Fucking fat virgins
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Narc stole my star
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I bet Tedious is 340lbs and has a carpet made of McDonalds bags and chocolate bar wrappers
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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The Enigma
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"Dorky, keyboard punchin', non-vagina-gettin' losers who have not had vagina since vagina had them."
There's usually an Ed Hardy shirt and a Long Island Iced Tea accompanying poetry of such magnificence. At least he values Dave Meltzer's pinion. Or maybe his whole drive train, since he's been doin' it for so long. Whatever. He could easily beat the living shit out of me 6 days out of the week. Seems like he should have more important things to do. Younoahmahmeen? |
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Snow Mexican
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actually I have cheetos beside me... no joke
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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Amazon Affiliate
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The black Corey Graves
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I have 10% body fat, own two successful businesses, a degree, and have sex with plenty of lovely ladies. I'm not short either, nor do I ever eat junkfood or have glasses. But I'm still a proud member of the IWC
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#22 |
The black Corey Graves
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And you guys better hug. FINISH THE HUG.
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Best Poster
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I co-lead a stable of wrestling forum posters, so Matt Morgan can shove it.
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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CM Punk is more succinct:
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EATER OF HOT POCKETS
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I was thinking about this the last wrestler shoots on iwc I saw..for every wrestler that gets a ton of praise on the internet and every wrestler that gets shit on by the same people, there are probably 5 that bust their ass on a regular basis that no one gives a shit about one way or the other...
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Pretty much spot on by Matt Morgan, I agree with him. I never take IWC kids seriously, all a bunch of angry out of shape kids living with their parents still. I'm not accusing anyone here of this, I'm just saying, that is 99% of most IWC kids though. I'm sure there are some cool people on here, and I'm not pointing the finger at anyone in particular.
As for me, I am extremely successful, just got done with the gym, best shape of my life and working toward 8% bodyfat, really find it hilarious when some people try and paint me as a douche on here, and am looking to book a table via host I know in Vegas at a top club at Marquee. So if someone tries to argue with me, don't even bother, I don't really care at the end of the day. |
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Best Poster
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Best Poster
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You don't understand. Better yet, I don't expect you to understand since you wouldn't get it anyway. You know nothing of having bottle service and what its like.
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MVP Mark
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Cool bro! Naw, I really don't feel the need to prove anything on here. I am amazing as it is, and on my end, popping bottles is straight week to week business, no big deal bro.
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Spammy Certified
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#36 |
Quark is Less Impressed.
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Narc stole my star
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If declaring me a liar somehow makes you feel better about yourself and your life, knock yourself out bro lol.
Don't be heart broken bro, if you got a problem, try even going to Vegas and getting past the ropes to see Kaskade at Marquee. Bouncers wouldn't even let you in no matter how hard you tried to grease them. Like I said from the get go, I love how everyone was threatened by my post enough to argue with me, yet I simply stated my opinion on the matter and said IWC kids can be what Morgan described, however, I will not point any fingers toward members here because quite frankly some may be different. Good to know some felt the need to throw a tantrum lol |
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Inconceivable
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Hey Mister!
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PullMyFinger reaching SammyG and Fox levels of absurdity here.
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