Punny Ring Names
 

What are some of the worst puns to be used as ring names?

For example, i can think of...
"Kimona Wanalaya": Come on now. I want to lay her.
"Justin Credible": Just Incredible
"Terra Ryzing": Terrorizing
"Hugh Morris": Humourous

Ok. Go.

General Hugh G. Rection

M.I. Smooth (Ice Train)

Adam Bomb

Dr. Issac Yankem

Justin Credible

I could have probably posted all of these in one reply....just realized that......fuck.

Paul Bearer

Irwin R. Schyster

ok, I'm done.

Gofuh Kyaself

Barry Horowitz's edgiest ring name.

sixx pac

Big Dick Hertz

Edge

Tazz - Taz

Little Spike Dudley

G.I. Bro

Hillbilly Jim previously wrestled with a biker gimmick under the name Harley Davidson.

The Acid Drop was such a better name for his finisher than the Dudley Dog.

In keeping with your example:

Henry O. Godwin and Phinneas I. Godwin

Van Hammer's was pretty good too. It was a bit funnier before he "promoted" himself from Pvt. Stash to Mjr. Stash, especially since they already had a Major in the form of Tylene Buck, but still... oh, yeah Major Gunns!

I remember he came down to the ring once while cutting a promo. He slowly stripped out of his "limo driver" suit down to his ring gear while delivering that promo. He takes his pants off right when he says "... now Smooth is gonna show you who your daddy is!"

Koko B. Ware

Montel Vontavious Porter (I actually like this one, so maybe not for this list, but still corny pun)

lol ur dumb

Only things with definitive answers go in this forum

I went to a indy show the other day and the gus name was Justin Hell all I'm saying is Just stupid

Ric Flair. Woooooooo!

Terra Ryzing

Dammit I should read more

Disqo (a reference to Sisqo)

Also, Berlyn