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Punny Ring Names
What are some of the worst puns to be used as ring names?
For example, i can think of... "Kimona Wanalaya": Come on now. I want to lay her. "Justin Credible": Just Incredible "Terra Ryzing": Terrorizing "Hugh Morris": Humourous Ok. Go. |
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Triple A's best friend!
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General Hugh G. Rection
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M.I. Smooth (Ice Train)
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Adam Bomb
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Dr. Issac Yankem
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Justin Credible
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I could have probably posted all of these in one reply....just realized that......fuck.
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Paul Bearer
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Triple A's best friend!
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Irwin R. Schyster
ok, I'm done. |
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You can't teach that
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Gofuh Kyaself
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Inconceivable
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TPWW Since '04
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sixx pac
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Best Poster
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Big Dick Hertz
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Guest
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Edge
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Stickman
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Tazz - Taz
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Re-Branded
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Little Spike Dudley
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#BUCTOBER
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G.I. Bro
Hillbilly Jim previously wrestled with a biker gimmick under the name Harley Davidson. |
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Wrestling Marks Rejoice!
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Van Hammer's was pretty good too. It was a bit funnier before he "promoted" himself from Pvt. Stash to Mjr. Stash, especially since they already had a Major in the form of Tylene Buck, but still... oh, yeah Major Gunns!
I remember he came down to the ring once while cutting a promo. He slowly stripped out of his "limo driver" suit down to his ring gear while delivering that promo. He takes his pants off right when he says "... now Smooth is gonna show you who your daddy is!" |
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WHO?
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Koko B. Ware
Montel Vontavious Porter (I actually like this one, so maybe not for this list, but still corny pun) |
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fire walk with me
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#22 |
I am the cheese
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Only things with definitive answers go in this forum
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I'm Awesome and Ur Not
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I went to a indy show the other day and the gus name was Justin Hell all I'm saying is Just stupid
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#24 |
They're eating the dogs..
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Ric Flair. Woooooooo!
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Snow Mexican
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Terra Ryzing
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Snow Mexican
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Dammit I should read more
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#27 |
I'm Brllnt!
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Disqo (a reference to Sisqo)
Also, Berlyn |
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