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Old 05-07-2013, 06:02 AM   #1
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Punny Ring Names

What are some of the worst puns to be used as ring names?

For example, i can think of...
"Kimona Wanalaya": Come on now. I want to lay her.
"Justin Credible": Just Incredible
"Terra Ryzing": Terrorizing
"Hugh Morris": Humourous

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Old 05-07-2013, 07:15 AM   #2
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:16 AM   #3
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:18 AM   #4
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:18 AM   #5
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:18 AM   #6
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:19 AM   #7
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I could have probably posted all of these in one reply....just realized that......fuck.
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:19 AM   #8
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:23 AM   #9
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:47 PM   #10
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:50 PM   #11
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Barry Horowitz's edgiest ring name.
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Old 05-07-2013, 05:19 PM   #12
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:25 PM   #13
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Old 05-07-2013, 07:39 PM   #14
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:08 AM   #15
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:51 AM   #16
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Old 05-08-2013, 02:38 PM   #17
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Old 05-08-2013, 11:35 PM   #18
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The Acid Drop was such a better name for his finisher than the Dudley Dog.

In keeping with your example:

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Old 05-08-2013, 11:48 PM   #19
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Van Hammer's was pretty good too. It was a bit funnier before he "promoted" himself from Pvt. Stash to Mjr. Stash, especially since they already had a Major in the form of Tylene Buck, but still... oh, yeah Major Gunns!

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I remember he came down to the ring once while cutting a promo. He slowly stripped out of his "limo driver" suit down to his ring gear while delivering that promo. He takes his pants off right when he says "... now Smooth is gonna show you who your daddy is!"
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:34 AM   #20
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:55 AM   #21
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For example, i can think of...
"Kimona Wanalaya": Come on now. I want to lay her.

lol ur dumb
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Old 05-10-2013, 09:16 AM   #22
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Old 05-16-2013, 03:55 PM   #23
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Old 05-16-2013, 05:17 PM   #24
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Old 05-16-2013, 06:19 PM   #25
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Old 05-16-2013, 06:19 PM   #26
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Old 05-16-2013, 06:25 PM   #27
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