Forgivness Is something no man should ever show. That is weakness, and weakness has no place in Wrestling
 

Hmmm?. is probably what you are thinking as of this moment in time, as I write this very post. While my mind is filled with countless ideas on how I could write an entire years script for WWE RAW.. And turn it into a trillionair business. No one takes me seriously. But I will set out a point.

Issue me with a storyline, for a single wrestler.

Challenge me, as much as you can, Within a month or two, I will have
written a single storyline that no one has ever created or thought about...

To the trolls...

Go back to your bridge, because the bacon monster is coming.

Okay here is a good storyline.

CM Punk is walking down to the ring in his street clothes when someone attacks him. As CM Punk falls on the ramp, insects crawl and fall out of his pockets. When CM Punk gets back up he explains that he loves insects and he feels that having insects with him in his matches makes him a better wrestler.

From this day on, CM Punk gets a thing where he is shown to be obsessed with insects.

420BLAZEITFAGOT

This would've been so much better than that best in the world bullshit. His feud with Taker would've had meaning. "You're a deadman? I crawl on dead things and eat their flesh!" His finisher would've been the butterfly suplex.

Wrong this is what really happened

CM Punk is at home recovering from his injury, he sees a tweet from Jericho calling him a lover of a certain food product. Punk Takes this to heart, so he returns the following week calling out Jericho Jericho is nowhere to be seen, however he's in Punks home. cooking some Bacon

Tells Punk a story, about Punks past about how his love for Bacon
ruined his reputation as a child. The Reason he calls himself straight edge is to hide the fact that he enjoys eating bacon 24/7..... BOOM

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