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John Cena visits TNA Wrestling

http://www.kayfabenews.com/make-a-wi...sit-dying-tna/

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Continuing his long tradition of bringing joy to the terminally ill, professional wrestler John Cena paid a surprise visit yesterday to the ailing Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) wrestling promotion.

“Keep your chins up, little buddies,” Cena said to the entire TNA roster, all of whom are suffering from inoperable booking and chronic wasted talent.

“I’m rooting for you.”

TNA has been dying a slow and painful death for a number of years, but its condition worsened drastically in 2009 due to the cancerous arrival of Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff.

The beleaguered company has suffered one setback against another, from the devastating misuse of Samoa Joe to a near-fatal onset of Claire Lynch.

Cena, who has nobly delivered messages of hope and optimism to hundreds of ill patients, said it “was pretty heartbreaking to see how bad things are looking for poor little TNA.”

Experts say the prognosis for TNA has become especially grim lately, and that it would take a miracle — or perhaps just some sensible booking and a renewed focus on the X-Division — to save it.

Cena is scheduled to make another Make-A-Wish visit tomorrow to the recently “retired” Jim Ross.

Nice to know That's Not Awesome is doing okay lol.

don't let the TLP people hear you say TNA is worse. ;)

I enjoy Kayfabe News greatly.

Lovin' it (sorry, McDonald's)!

Yikes @ that website.

Ugh. Almost as bad as wrestling meme's

Since Slik usually posts fake news, I'ma assume this is fake satire.

Watch out, The Onion! Kayfabe News is coming on strong!

http://www.kayfabenews.com/orton-rea...nd-kills-self/

Come on. Not nearly as bad as those botched spot comics.

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Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4303597)

http://www.kayfabenews.com/orton-rea...nd-kills-self/

Come on. Not nearly as bad as those botched spot comics.

Nothing is as bad as those botched spot comics.

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Originally Posted by scatterbrain28 (Post 4303037)

Nice to know That's Not Awesome is doing okay lol.

Watching TNA probably caused those poor kids terminal illnesses in the first place! Does Cena really have to make it worse with his loud, bright t-shirts and jokes so old even Moses thinks they're lame?