Really Gay Idea for CHIKARA to Revive Itself via the Dragonballs!
 

As you might not have cared to note, CHIKARA stopped holding shows back in June.
http://www.prowrestling.com/future-o...gle-yesterday/

Given these premises:
#1. CHIKARA appeals to / is booked for comic book nerds.
#2. Comic book nerds tend to be manga fans.
#3. The Dragonball series is based on a manga and has a wild fandom.

CHIKARA should reboot itself around booking matches based on Dragonball-style power levels. "OVER 9,000!" "We can't tell the power level because the scouters all break!"
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Tal...nconsistencies

Heated debates over work rate vs. power level would ensue. Army Ant would still use his air grenade as a "ki grenade", and other wrestlers would use invisible ki attacks now and then.

They should train a Bruno Mars tribute act at their wrestling school and he would then just show up and run interference whenever Chuck Taylor throws an invisible grenade. I'd watch that.

Or just stick Quackenbush in a Bruno Mars lucha mask if that's too much effort.

Chikara and gay belong together

I have no idea what any of that shit is. I'm sure it's not about rasslin and therefore the business is not serious.

Let's get serioushttp://the-void.co.uk/wp-content/upl...ance-storm.jpg

Yes, and have him unmask as Quackenbush when Bruno "goes Super Saiyan".

The Dragonball characters oversell everything with the facial expressions. Everything is too serious of a deal for those guys.

Like Billy and Chuck, that's for sure! :y:

Fuck Quackenbush's cunt ex-wife.

I'm just checking the crossover appeal between pro wrestling fans and Dragonball fans. As stated in the premises, I have reason to think the crossover bond would be stronger between Dragonball and CHIKARA fans specifically.

I suppose we could have a fourth premise that Dragonball and CHIKARA fans are both sexually frustrated, but that's a given and need not be said.Their fan bases have jack-off parties where they watch "action" DVDs of men screaming and moaning at each other to get them in the mood for real foreplay.

For the 34 shit breaks viewing as guests here should make an account and join the royal rumble to buy tampons for your possibly pregnant 14 yo sister and bake a cake

Fuck that bitch! Wanting to get paid half for the company she owns half of.

Quack is the one who shut it down.

Ashes.

lol wow

Now that's a meme cake! I'm waiting for Iginfest to come in and protest the memes.

Let's just say that people who own a lot of assets they worked hard to develop on their own shouldn't marry in a communal property state. Prenups for all!

Eddie Kingston has been CHIKARA champ for over a year, but that's because Quackenbush hasn't wrestled outside tag matches during Kingston's reign. Eddie must be the Vegeta to Mike's Goku.

Sara del Ray was booked as a major threat before leaving to train FCW wrestlers, so I guess she's Android 18. Kingston barely beat her last June 2012 in a title defense, and del Ray otherwise rarely jobbed.

Yeah, fuck her for breaking kayfabe. How dare she let people know that quack was darkness crabtree. she totally deserved to sleep on the couch that night. While were at it, Fuck her for not being okay with getting cheated on.

If what you post is true, then Quackenbush made Allison Danger look like a legitimate threat in the ring under the pretense of a "wrestling romance gone wrong" arc. Quackers used good makeup to look a lot older than he was as ol' man DC.

And speaking of Danger, she's been doing well as a heel despite her stroke (blood clot in the brain, not political power). Some would milk the event as a babyface, but Alison is pushing her boundaries by playing the heel and downplaying her brush with a forced almost-retirement.

Hey Juan, was Dragonball big in Mexico? I know it's big in the Philippines, but so is transexualism. LOL

Wonder if they have a Guiness world record for most males jerking off at the same time. If so, a Dragonball orgy in the ring is definatly the way to go.

Vince will get all jealous because he couldn't do the most people in masks thing at wreslemania in time.

Lex Steel will have to be Piccolo.

Maybe Jamie Chung can come back for another dbz go round.

This OP actually quoted himself in his signature?

Yes, twice over to get heel heat.

Mad heel heat

Awww shiiiiit