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The Will & The Whey
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Really Gay Idea for CHIKARA to Revive Itself via the Dragonballs!
As you might not have cared to note, CHIKARA stopped holding shows back in June.
http://www.prowrestling.com/future-o...gle-yesterday/ Given these premises: #1. CHIKARA appeals to / is booked for comic book nerds. #2. Comic book nerds tend to be manga fans. #3. The Dragonball series is based on a manga and has a wild fandom. CHIKARA should reboot itself around booking matches based on Dragonball-style power levels. "OVER 9,000!" "We can't tell the power level because the scouters all break!" http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Tal...nconsistencies Heated debates over work rate vs. power level would ensue. Army Ant would still use his air grenade as a "ki grenade", and other wrestlers would use invisible ki attacks now and then. |
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Grim Fandango
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They should train a Bruno Mars tribute act at their wrestling school and he would then just show up and run interference whenever Chuck Taylor throws an invisible grenade. I'd watch that.
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Grim Fandango
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Or just stick Quackenbush in a Bruno Mars lucha mask if that's too much effort.
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Best Poster
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Chikara and gay belong together
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They're eating the dogs..
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I have no idea what any of that shit is. I'm sure it's not about rasslin and therefore the business is not serious.
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#6 |
Are you kidding me?!
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Let's get serious
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#7 |
The Will & The Whey
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#8 |
The Will & The Whey
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#9 |
The Will & The Whey
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Quark is Less Impressed.
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Fuck Quackenbush's cunt ex-wife.
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The Will & The Whey
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I suppose we could have a fourth premise that Dragonball and CHIKARA fans are both sexually frustrated, but that's a given and need not be said.Their fan bases have jack-off parties where they watch "action" DVDs of men screaming and moaning at each other to get them in the mood for real foreplay. |
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Quality Meme Producer
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For the 34 shit breaks viewing as guests here should make an account and join the royal rumble to buy tampons for your possibly pregnant 14 yo sister and bake a cake
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Taller than Adam Cole
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Angel Headed Hipster
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Ashes.
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Doin' It Right
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#16 |
The Will & The Whey
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#17 |
The Will & The Whey
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Let's just say that people who own a lot of assets they worked hard to develop on their own shouldn't marry in a communal property state. Prenups for all!
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#18 |
The Will & The Whey
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Eddie Kingston has been CHIKARA champ for over a year, but that's because Quackenbush hasn't wrestled outside tag matches during Kingston's reign. Eddie must be the Vegeta to Mike's Goku.
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The Will & The Whey
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Sara del Ray was booked as a major threat before leaving to train FCW wrestlers, so I guess she's Android 18. Kingston barely beat her last June 2012 in a title defense, and del Ray otherwise rarely jobbed.
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Polyam cult member #420
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Yeah, fuck her for breaking kayfabe. How dare she let people know that quack was darkness crabtree. she totally deserved to sleep on the couch that night. While were at it, Fuck her for not being okay with getting cheated on.
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#21 |
The Will & The Whey
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If what you post is true, then Quackenbush made Allison Danger look like a legitimate threat in the ring under the pretense of a "wrestling romance gone wrong" arc. Quackers used good makeup to look a lot older than he was as ol' man DC.
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#22 |
The Will & The Whey
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And speaking of Danger, she's been doing well as a heel despite her stroke (blood clot in the brain, not political power). Some would milk the event as a babyface, but Alison is pushing her boundaries by playing the heel and downplaying her brush with a forced almost-retirement.
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#23 |
The Will & The Whey
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Large Marge sent me
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Wonder if they have a Guiness world record for most males jerking off at the same time. If so, a Dragonball orgy in the ring is definatly the way to go.
Vince will get all jealous because he couldn't do the most people in masks thing at wreslemania in time. |
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Large Marge sent me
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Lex Steel will have to be Piccolo.
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Large Marge sent me
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Maybe Jamie Chung can come back for another dbz go round.
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This OP actually quoted himself in his signature?
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The Will & The Whey
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Quality Meme Producer
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Mad heel heat
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Awww shiiiiit
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