Alex Riley is an abortion
 

Jesus fucking christ.

He's way better on commentary than Miz.

as a face, anyway. I don't like face Miz.

What's bought this on? He wasn't even ruining NXT this week.

The man of many talents.

-He eliminated himself by accident during the '11 Rumble before he was supposed to go.


-He attacked the wrong people during the NXT season 2 finale.


-He's horrible at commentary, like the time when the Miz was horrible at commentary.

I thought you liked abortions

This one lived

Just catching up on nxt. Watched the. Week prior.

Ah.

I read this as "Alex Riley had an abortion."

I was like "he's killing something else other than ratings now?"

HA, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS!

I liek his music, but it doesnt get played b/c he always gets jobber entrances.

I like Alex Riley but it seems like he's "just another good looking solid worker" I can kinda see where there really isn't a "place" for him on the roster in his current state. I think he would fit well in an "odd couple" tag team with someone like Rusev. They can do vignettes with Riley trying to "refine the beast" eating in restaurants, picking up chicks, buying him clothes.

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He also sandbagged Cesaro on his stalling gutwrench suplex, but Cesaro is so damned strong he hit the move anyway.

I've been saying this for YEARS.

He's got a good "heel jock" look to him. However, when he's in the ring or on the mic he seems like he's got mental problems.

I still want to see him paired with Swagger as a pair of jocks, with JR as their "Coach".

heh, remember when he was the next big Face on RAW?

Team Awesome with The Miz as leader and Chris Masters and Alex Riley as his lackeys would have been a great stable. Letterman jackets and all.

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I like Riley far more than the Miz.

The Miz has actually shown the ability to cut a non-cringeworthy promo.

They both have the ability to put me to sleep when they show up on the TV

Alex Riley could be a decent lackey heel, but as a stand alone face or heel, yea, the dude is even plainer than vanilla.

The Strappin' Jock Straps vs. The Union Jacks would be a great feud.

I like Alex Riley. He's not the best in the ring and often gets lost (hardly the worst of all-time, though), but he's got so much fucking charisma. Some of his segments leading to and just after his face turn were intense.

I also don't hate his commentary. He's got a long way to go, but he's again far from the worst. I liked his work with Byron Saxton and Renee Young.