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#1 |
Best Poster
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Alex Riley is an abortion
Jesus fucking christ.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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He's way better on commentary than Miz.
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Shelly Martinez = Ratings
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as a face, anyway. I don't like face Miz.
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#4 |
Feeling Oof-y
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What's bought this on? He wasn't even ruining NXT this week.
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Inno Knows.
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The man of many talents.
-He eliminated himself by accident during the '11 Rumble before he was supposed to go. -He attacked the wrong people during the NXT season 2 finale. -He's horrible at commentary, like the time when the Miz was horrible at commentary. |
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I thought you liked abortions
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#7 |
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This one lived
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#9 |
Feeling Oof-y
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Ah.
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#10 |
The black Corey Graves
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I read this as "Alex Riley had an abortion."
I was like "he's killing something else other than ratings now?" HA, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS! |
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#11 |
Narc stole my star
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I liek his music, but it doesnt get played b/c he always gets jobber entrances.
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#12 |
Gets Hardcore in the gym
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I like Alex Riley but it seems like he's "just another good looking solid worker" I can kinda see where there really isn't a "place" for him on the roster in his current state. I think he would fit well in an "odd couple" tag team with someone like Rusev. They can do vignettes with Riley trying to "refine the beast" eating in restaurants, picking up chicks, buying him clothes.
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Taller than Adam Cole
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He also sandbagged Cesaro on his stalling gutwrench suplex, but Cesaro is so damned strong he hit the move anyway. |
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#14 |
Resident drug enabler
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I've been saying this for YEARS.
He's got a good "heel jock" look to him. However, when he's in the ring or on the mic he seems like he's got mental problems. |
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Feeling Oof-y
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I still want to see him paired with Swagger as a pair of jocks, with JR as their "Coach".
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#16 |
The black Corey Graves
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heh, remember when he was the next big Face on RAW?
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Cranky Kong
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Team Awesome with The Miz as leader and Chris Masters and Alex Riley as his lackeys would have been a great stable. Letterman jackets and all.
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President of Freedonia
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After NXT Season 2 I wanted to see Alex Riley, Husky Harris, and Titus O'Neil in a jock/bully stable. They'd administer swirlies, nipple twisters, and flat foots to most of the undercard roster.
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I like Riley far more than the Miz.
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Resident drug enabler
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The Miz has actually shown the ability to cut a non-cringeworthy promo.
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#21 |
It's all Bullshit
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#22 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Alex Riley could be a decent lackey heel, but as a stand alone face or heel, yea, the dude is even plainer than vanilla.
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#23 |
The Will & The Whey
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I like Alex Riley. He's not the best in the ring and often gets lost (hardly the worst of all-time, though), but he's got so much fucking charisma. Some of his segments leading to and just after his face turn were intense.
I also don't hate his commentary. He's got a long way to go, but he's again far from the worst. I liked his work with Byron Saxton and Renee Young. |
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