WWE Newcastle United...
 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...d-9135535.html

Seems all the media outlets are covering this over here in the UK. :y:

At least buy a good club.

That's a whole new market of people to complain about Vince

I know nothing about soccer but that group would probably never win.

Also, Vince should relaunch the XFL over there but with soccer.

Would love Joe Kinnear as Raw GM.

Also would love Mike Adamle as director of football.

Can't wait for Vince to build an incredible group of young stars and then never let them play a game.

Also Tim Krul should be a world champion.

If this were to lead to Paul Gascoigne as guest host of raw, is be all for it.

With his fishing rod and lasagne?

And in his bath robe, yes!

Will he come out to Kevin Keegan singing 'Fog on the Tyne'?

Nah probably just a Cheryl Cole song

Then I can't support that, I'd settle for a PJ & Duncan tribute band maybe. Or even a Donna Air lookalikey.

Vince even already has the kit!

http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.co...McMahon-19.jpg

Paddy Powers NUFC/WWE 2014 Specials:

4/1 - NUFC Club Shop to sell Foam Fingers
8/1 - Any NUFC to publicly challenge Vince to a match
20/1 - A WWE PPV @ St James Park
50/1 - WWE Refs to wear the Newcastle strip
50/1 - Shane McMahon to buy Sunderland outright
66/1 - Any current or former Newcastle player to join WWE
100/1 - Alan Pardew strikes another manager with a chair
100/1 - A player puts the ref through a table
200/1 - Newcastle players use WWE Ref shirts as their home kit
250/1 - Ameobi brothers win the Tag Team Titles

He should buy Manchester United and turn them into a bigger joke than they already are under the glazers.

Khali as the goalie? Yeah, he's big, but he can't move.

Vince McMahon reminds me SO much of Jerry Jones.

It would be interesting to see if he runs a sports franchise the same way.

Looking forward to the rebranding to Newcastle Magpies F.C. and Vince changing all the players names so that he has trademark.

Manchester Utd... YOUVE GOT NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!!

Special Guest Referees?

Fake as shit, if you believe this you all need your head testing.
This has been going around for ages.

Mark Henry would be the least mobile mid fielder of all time

Think Neil Lennon holds that title.

That was wasted, nae Jocks online.

Clearly you never saw Eric Djemba-Djemba in action.

Dammit whiteyford and your nimble fingers

Lol I saw Djemba-Djemba in action Saturday, gave us a penalty, great guy.

He should instead buy Liverpool and move it to Dundee or somewhere random, fuck the scouse.

Dundee is like Scotland's Liverpool, not much of a change.

Do they also have a history of inbreeding, then?

Well played, lads. I couldn't think of anybody.