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Things that never happen in the pro wrestling universe.
* A recently dethroned champion wins his 'rematch clause' match
* The "advantage" side wins a handicap match * A wrestler continues his match normally while a person he has been feuding with stands harmlessly at the entrance Add your own, please. |
*the hand will not drop for the third time unless it's against a monster who is at the start of his big push
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also, watch 5 Dollar Wrestling, "the rules go out of the window" so to speak. Handicap matches where the heel team is at a disadvantage and win clean, guy has his retirement match in a tag match and never gets tagged in, boy scout uniforms etc
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A ref asks "DO YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?" and a wrestler says "NO THANK YOU" and the match ends
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What's 5 dollar wrestling?
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lol I'd pop for that, some kind of guy who just doesn't care/was maybe "pushed" into wrestling etc until eventually he RISES ABOVE IT ALL and develops a passion for it and wins the girl and has outtakes interspersed with the end credits etc. Got away from me at the end but you get the idea
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you haven't lived until you've seen Jimmy The Snake Roberts DDT like 20 people in a row for no apparent reason
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Using the "blinding powder" to get a win.
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Or the sputa, spewt..... THE GOD DAMN GREAT MUTA SPIT!
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People win with that whenever they use it, I thought. Tajiri, anyway.
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The hot tag in a tag match never happens and the heels win triumphantly. Doesn't matter in big tag matches.
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John Cena Loses
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The Heel handicap teams have won on raw recently, at least in divas matches.
Refs checking the turn buckles and boots and such and actually finding a foreign object |
Would have loved to see Regal get patted down, they find his knuckles and just throw out the match
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Divas matches are not canon.
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To piggy back on ABT, Someone watches from the ramp, distracts someone who gets rolled up, then that person kicks out and wins t he match like "oh ho boy you almost got me".
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* A heel tells the crowd to shut up, and they immediately fall silent
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Wrestler debuts from a country the USA is at odds with and simply states "Despite the current political climate, I have no strong feelings about the USA in comparison to my own country."
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For what? Posting a list of all the things that DO happen in a thread about things that DO NOT?
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yeah fuck you
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right in the fucking dick
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What an asshole this guy
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so much negativity
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Did this thread just get RDD'd out of nowhere?
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somebody ban rdd
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forever
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"Let me tell you, (wrestler I'm feuding with), this has gone too far! You've crossed a line. There's only one thing left to do......calmly discuss our personal and professional differences until we've reached a resolution that we're both satisfied with, then resume our respective careers in a more sportsmanlike manner!"
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FOREVER
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"You beat me like a dog, attacked my wife, defamed my family...I am suing this company for a hostile work environment and will no longer subject myself to this abuse".
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A feud/misunderstanding is resolved without any violence.
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*the referee doesn't believe the heel that high-fived himself and orders his tag partner back in
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AUSTIN: "I ain't through with ya', Vince! I ain't through with ya', not yet by a long shot!"
*** WWE has come to terms on the release of Steve Austin (Steve Williams) from his contract. We hope he chokes on a bag of dicks in his future endeavors. |
Interviewer: Do you care to explain why you and your partner were at odds last week?
Wrestler: Oh that? We talked it over during the week and hashed it out. He came over for a barbecue on Saturday, brought the kids. I couldn't believe how big his son is now. Time flies, man. |
Steve Austin was arrested for assaulting several uniformed officers on monday night
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Kind of would love to see a guy run to the back, jump into a limo, and instead of it peeling out the driver is taking a dump so the guy gets caught
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