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Eddie was too busy posing to notice Thing had been blown up by Rita Repulsa and was now sneaking in to go Rick James on his ass. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg "I'll use my wrist severing laser if you don't return my cowboy hat back to me!!!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/02.jpg "Laser? You're joking, holmes! You can't cut off my wri-- OW." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg Charlie was irate. That was HIS and Rico's special pose!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg They say some people's penises are so long they're like another limb. Here, Rico proves that saying is more than just myth. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg Stamboli wasn't quite sure how to react when Nunzio started doing his wrestler-meeting-Triple-H-and-wanting-a-push impression on him at that moment. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg Gandalf noted that the Balrog was a lot more impressive last time. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg As if destroying them wasn't bad enough, Mordecai had to top it off with a powerful rendition of Linkin Park's "Numb." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg Chavo indicates the IQ of the writers who thought up this crap. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/10.jpg Charles Robinson wanted to correct Chavo's application of the Heimlich Manuveur, but the Guerrero was a proud man and dismissed any advice. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg Chavo had mixed emotions. He'd just won the Cruiserweight Title, but was it really worth becoming a homo? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg History is made as the most bladderly inefficient Cruiserweight Champion in history is crowned. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg Cena helped cover Dupree's eyes. Even the Frenchman could not stomach how the Cruiserweight Division had been blitzkrieged, overrun, and humiliated into submission. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg The bawling was plenty when both Cena and Dupree found out that Bananas in Pajamas had been cancelled. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/15.jpg Renee never did trust that Huntus Hilate. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Funaki corrects Chavo Classic's early mistake and displays to true IQ reading of the SmackDOWN! writers. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg Funaki would pay for his horrible mocking of Booker's "Five Time Champion" pose. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/19.jpg It finally occurred to Rey, once he found a mirror, that his T-Shirt really did look like crap. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg Tensions ignite when Rey fails to show up with the promised marijuana. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/18.jpg Having outwitted the government in his insider trading scheme, JBL was all smiles. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg A second later, though, JBL's grin immediately vanished when the SEC Stable made its grand debut. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/22.jpg Eddie: That's funny... I feel this powerful force pressing down on me, but I can't see anything there!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/23.jpg Trainer: *sigh* "See what happens when you masturbate?" |
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With a final painful push Eddie finally managed to get the neferious WWE logo dislodged from his posterior http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg Hass looked on in confusion. Was this a fashion show or an abstract art display? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg Suddenly Rico too began to feel the Passion of the Christ http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg Use your Mouth Nunzio, not you ear http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg OH NO IT'S GODZILLA HOLMES!!!!!!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg Cena and Dupree were distraught to hear that Bob Holly had just married Shane McMahon in private ceremony in Toronto. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Just try and guess where this finger's been http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg Booker T's reaction to having found out where Funaki's finger has been |
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When I find who put postage stamps on my head and tried to airmail me to Botchnia....... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg How Haas wished he could play the gay guy. So do we Charles, so do we. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg Unfortuantely, so did Hunter. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg The Bull stumbles upon a concentration camp. And the survior has been lonely. VERY lonely. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg Awesome http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg Triple H: Hey Billy, how do like the new hair colour? And I've got new clothes to match , and..... Billy? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg If you have one Chavo, and I give you another, how many will you have? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/10.jpg Ref:Um...Chavo? You're not performing the Heimlich Manoeveur correctly. Chavo: No, holmes, it says here to hold tightly around the waist and press hard, elevating the ribcage. Spike: Thats my neck you friggin' moron! Chavo: Yeah? Well how the f*** am I supposed to know? Its f***ing as thick as your waist! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg Chavo: I'm the new WHAT? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg Never, ever again, would Chavo Classic agree to let Rhyno give him an eye exam and a dental check-up at the same time. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg "Right, so its says here to grab the guys waist....." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg Cena's and Rene's reaction when they realised they could no longer watch Friends at 8 pm on Thursdays. What could they possibly watch now? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/15.jpg "Why are my hands stuck?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Funaki shows us how many matches hes actually WON since his debut. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg Booker: "Dude, where the heck have you been putting that hand?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg Maybe displaying the Stock Market Ticker on the Titantron wasn't that bright an idea. |
Hey, Lara and I thought of similar captions for the Booker/ Funaki pic.
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Eddie turns away, giggling, as the guy with the giant novelty hand accidentally backhands the guy seated next to him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg "Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, YOUNG MAN, pick yourself off the ground. I said, YOUNG MAN, 'cause you're in a new town, there's no need ... to ... be ... unhappy. " http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/02.jpg A pissed off Eddie Guerrero swore that, before the night was over, he would find the asshole who decapitated his C3PO cutout. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg Charlie: "Aw, geez, guys... it was my turn to hide in the birthday cake. Got dressed up and everything, too." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg Rico: "Let's see what I'm giving birth to." *looks down* "Oh boy. Why does this seem oddly familiar?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg Stamboli appreciated the effort but ... lets face it, Nunzio just sucked at pantsing. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg Now on Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Extended Version --- Gandalf's showstopping dance number to "Putting on the Ritz". http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg Mordecai was shocked. He knew that the WWE was killing the Cruiserweight division, but didn't think they'd do it literally! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg Chavo sighed. Once again, he loses his belt in an intense game of Rock-Paper-Scissors. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/10.jpg The reason Spike stays so small: his binge and purge before every match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg Chavo Sr: "I'd like to thank all my fans who stood by me while I delivered on my promise to win the Cruiserweight Championship." Robinson: "I KNEW it! You really ARE Edward James Olmos!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg "Uh.... OH!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg John knew he had to stay strong for his sake and Renee's sake as "Old Yeller" played on the Titantron. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg Cena: "Oh my God... he's not wearing any pants! Stop the match! STOP THE MATCH!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/15.jpg Renee: "Are you so disgusted by ... how you Americans say it ... my Supersize French fry?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Funaki cannot believe how much dust has accumulated in the cage since Sean O'Haire left. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg Ref: "Thank you, Booker. This cruiserweight will be perfect for my growing army of the undead." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/19.jpg Ever since Rey started hanging out with RVD, the world started to look more ... psychadelic. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg Sam Beckett (RVD): "Alright, Al, where the hell am I?" Al (Rey): "Your on a show called Smackdown, circa 2004. If you don't get the ratings to go up, then the show will fold within five years, Rob Van Dam will be washing cars for money, and Hunter Hearst Helmsley will be President ... of the United States." Sam: "Excuse me. WWE?" Al: "That's what the WWQ was called before World Wildlife Entertainment sued them." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/18.jpg "I'm just coming back from my stint at Fox News and --- boy, let me tell you, that Sean Hannity is a mean drunk." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg "''Bradshaw has a big fanny?' What the hell?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/22.jpg In the match of the night, Eddie takes on Antman. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/23.jpg Trainer #1: "He looks fine to me." Trainer #2 (in the back): "How can you be sure? I'm putting on the rubber gloves!" Eddie: "N-n-noooooooo!!!!" |
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El Santo, props for the Quantum Leap one :y: :lol:
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Eddie: Let's see what this unfunny bastard has to say this week.. OR Eddie: My glasses,holmes ! I can't see a thing without my glasses! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg JBL: How dare ye pilgrems try to steal my pimp juice..whatever that is! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg Gandalf: You should have killed me when you had the chances,CHARLES!!.... ... wait a minute.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg One night only! WWE's Phantom of the Opera starting Mordecai as Sebastion Bach as the Phantom. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg Chavo Classic: Um,isn't this making the credibility of the title seem meaningless? Ref: Hey! I didn't hear anyone complaining when I also wrote the Al Wilson angle! Now, get ready. Repo Man is coming out and he's going to throw poop at you,Cheech. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg Cena continues to tortures DuPree by showing him a marathon of Designing Women. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg RVD: I sense your aura,man! The purple aura! Mysterio: That crazy pothead..That's our RVD! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg The Bradshaw push would declared dead after a scorpion on his shoulder decided to kill it, by killing him... poop! |
Who ever wrote that is a ****ing idiot. So rick james can't say "I'm rick james bitch!"?
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Say what you like about the WWE logo, nobody gave a better glute massage. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/02.jpg Eddy reveals that he killed The Man From Del Monte http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg "You think this man is a hero, but I'm here tonight to tell you that last night he stuck a post-it reading "fag</>got" to my forehead using superglue! It won't come off!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg With same sex marriages becoming legal in massachusetts, the oversize wedding cake industry was in overdrive. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg The gay orgy was complete when Rico reached out and grabbed hold of Stevie and Davie Richards. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg For reasons best known to himself, Johnny The Bull's first instinct when Nunsio hugged him was to start pop-locking http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg The whole thing was going fine until Undertaker's antimatter double showed up http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg Mordecai's career was cut short when, after his second in-ring appearance, his pants reached critical mass. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg For the second week in a row, the restless soul of Winston Churchill took over a wrestler's body. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/10.jpg REF: Chavo, let it go, man. Spike's head is stock to the ring rope and there's noting we can do about it. CHAVO: Dammit! I thought this madness was over when Rhyno left for RAW! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg When Chavo cheated to retain his belt, wizard-in-training Charles Robinson cast an aging spell upon him http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg As if the aging spell wasn't enough, Chavo was posessed by the spirit of Fred Willard. "Wha happen?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg Halfway through the match, as the cameras closed in during the headlock, Renee suddenly noticed a huge zit on the bridge of his nose. Swift thinking by the plucky frenchman stopped there being photographic evidence. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg Cena and Dupree are told that they can't watch Yu Gi Oh until they finish their homework. They don't take it well. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Funaki shows us how many victories he has had in the last two years. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/18.jpg After the appalling failure of the stockbroker gimmick, Bradshaw takes a page from Rick Martel's book. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg After a hard night on the brownies, RVD thought he could fly. Luckily, Rey was able to persuade him to take off from the ground. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg "Wait - Diana DiGarmo is in the FINAL of American Idol?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/22.jpg Inspired by Rikishi and Scotty, Eddy got into the ring and did The Robot. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/23.jpg After Eddy passed out, several of the ring crew decided it would be funny to put makeup on him. |
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lioke all movies the first was better....sorry
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I havent done these in ages... Even though I only did it once, it was fun, and Ive decided to give it another go...
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/01.jpg Eddie smiled. His new tag partner, Handy, agreed to take his place in the JBL/Eddie feud. For, this hand had taken years of abuse of whacking and jacking Bradshaw... (Ive really got nothing for this one...) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/02.jpg Eddie was pissed. Someone spilt taco sause all over JBL's hat. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg JBL's hand, after his friend, Handy, turned on him. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg Charlie was upset. He was left out of the family portrait. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg Rico deciding to tape segments for "Rico's Become Flamboyant and Fit" video was uncalled for. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg Even the WWE logo called Nunzio a homo after this... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg That Rhyno... This time gluing the damn cross up Mordecai's nose... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg Little did the fans at home relise that Mordecai is really a robot and Undertaker is controlling him from the stage. But some fans in the front row saw it! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg Chavo Jr.: So dad, whats the number of the day!? Chavo Classic: Dose! Chavo Jr. (Under his breath): In English, idoit! Again, I got nothing... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/10.jpg Chavo was desperatly trying to restrain Spike from eating his own fingers. Spike: But Vince hasnt let me eat in a year! C'mon! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg Robinson: Hold still, you got somthing in your nose... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg Even Chavo Classic knew that he was f***ed when Chavo Jr. said that he was gay... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg Rene was embarrassed from Cena's "no teeth" face. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg Rene: That feels so great! OH YEAH! Cena (Yelling): THATS MY ARM YOU IDIOT! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/15.jpg Rene got Cena back by doing his Elvis lip to embarrass Cena. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Seconds later, Shawn Michaels debuted on SmackDown, kicking the shit out of Funaki for calling God a homo... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg Booker couldnt believe it when he saw it on the side tron, so he looked away... Apparently, a PMS rip off was debuting, calling themselves SMP... (Suck My Penis) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/18.jpg Director: CUT! CUT! The sparkle is supposed to be on his TEETH, not in the crowd, dumbass! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/19.jpg Even Rey thought Purple was gay... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg RVD: Dude, where's my car? Rey: Well, its right behind you... In the ring... The thing that looks like JBL... RVD: But that's... Uhhhhhh... Duuuuude...................... Rey: See kids, unreal logic ALWAYS puts pot heads to sleep... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg "They found me... I dunno how, but they've found me... RUN FOR IT MARTY!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/22.jpg Extreme Tic Tac Toe... Every game you lose, you lose blood... Eddie should have thought about what he was getting himself into... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/23.jpg Trainer: Hehe, look, when I put the flashlight here, it looks like he's talking into a bunch of robot penises! **Sigh** I could have done better... I didnt have many ideas today... |
Excellent photo's and captions this week!
Here goes, and these captions are a movie-free zone. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/02.jpg Eddie: So I woke up this morning, naked as the day I was born, sore head and a blood-stained cowboy hat next to me. Anyone good at Cluedo? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg JBL: Colonel Mustard, in the Library with a Lead Pipe! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg In a bizzare flashback Kenny Everett decided to inflate Jackie's ass instead of his own. (sorry, but you'll probably only get that if you're from the UK and over 30) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg Rico - The only creature on the WWE Roster to have more limbs than Dave 'Centaur' Batista' http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg Nunzio: Quick Johnny, get down! The glass ceiling is shaving your head flat! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg Mordecai or Bjorn Again - which one gets your vote for best Abba tribute band? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg Mordecai: Mamma Mia......here I go again.......my, my......just how much I miss you..... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg Chavo: We'll name that tune in two! Other chavo: yeah...... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/10.jpg Chavo: Tell Me! Spike: No! Uuurrrggghh... Chavo: I NEED TO KNOW THAT TUNE! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg Ref: No, it's not the winner takes it all, and it's not the eye of the tiger. Besides your not allowed 2 guesses! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg Chavo Snr apologises for blowing the 'Name that tune' competition, and forever losing the opportunity to bring back credibility to the Cruiserweight title. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg Rene: Hey John........I can't see me! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg John and Rene were so overcome by Rene's 'I can't see me' gag, that the pair were on the floor laughing for the entirety of the commercial break. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/15.jpg When Cena kept laughing, Rene's paranoia kicked in and he left in the huff. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Funaki: Smell Your Mom! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg Booker T and the ref had a hard time figuring this one out - just who was that wrestler with the long hair and Jamie Noble's old denim cut-offs? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/18.jpg JBL: I was right - it was Colonel Mustard wasn't it? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/19.jpg Mysterio: Will someone tell that big twat that it wasn't Colonel Mustard! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg RVD: It was Colonel Mustard! Rey: No. It wasn't. RVD: I'll kick your ass if you keep saying that! Rey: Rob, it was Professor Plum! Besides aren't we supposed to be a tag team? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg JBL: Plum? No, no, no......any financial analyst worth his salt would never have missed that...... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/22.jpg While Eddie swept the canvas looking for his lost contact, and D'von had a short nap, Eddie couldn't help but marvel at how effective Domestos bleach is at removing stubborn blood stains from the mat. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/23.jpg Trainer: I can see the pub from here! |
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Of course, when Eddie lets the fans pour soda and popcorn and even lets the fans spit in Bradshaw's hat, Bradshaw goes out and buys a new one, but when there is blood on his hat and Eddie has it in his hand...JBL just has to whine and complain and yell at Eddie to give him his hat back when he can just go out and buy a new one like he did last time without the blood stain in it. |
Nowhere Man made me sad. :(
Were any of mine actually good? |
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After the brutal match he had at Judgment Day, the fans knew they were going to see a "new" Eddie Guerrero on SmackDown! What they didn't expect were the extra fingers growing out of the back of his left hand. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/02.jpg When making giant burritos, it's important to have all of your ingredients laid out before hand so you don't run into a situation like this. Mr. Guerrero remembered the tortillas, remembered the salsa, but ay caramba, he forgot the meat and cheese! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg JBL: Yeah, that's right! I called the whole Democratic Party a homo! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/04.jpg Charlie Haas' new "Mister Vicarious" gimmick was a big hit with lonely, pathetic wrestling geeks around the world. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg Agent Smith watched him die. This was impossible... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg The new WWE Pull-String Love Dolls had a tendency to be a little overzealous. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg That's right! Come on down to Crazy Mordecai's House of Napalm! Got a small Asian neighbor causing you trouble? Have we got a product for you! My product is so good, Jim Ross of WWE.com proudly proclaims it's a "BAH GAWD STUNNER!" So come on down! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg WWE Classic Theatre presents Hamlet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg How many decades has it been since Chavo Classic was a credible threat to any sort of lightweight title? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/10.jpg Twizzlers' new Electric Blue flavor was in high demand. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/11.jpg REF: Not only are you the champ, you're a homo! CLASSIC: Que? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg CLASSIC: Ay, dios mio... I jus' keeding! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg John didn't quite get the gist of "Guess Who," but fortunately Rene was thinking on his feet. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg And now, we return to "WWE Midcarders Watching the Undertaker and Kane versus Kronik." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/15.jpg Further proof that the mangled carcass of Rene Dupree is still the most over heel on SmackDown! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg FUNAKI: Oh, yeah? Light back at you, mothel****el! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg The first-ever "How many hands can we get on Funaki's face" match left many fans scratching their heads. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/18.jpg JBL: Hehe. And then I said "Who put 'at shelf 'ere?" Hyuck hyuck! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/19.jpg Yes, it was morphin' time, but...where was the rest of his costume? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg RVD: Whoa, man! It's like Zordon just totally forgot your shirt, dude! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg JBL was excited at first to hear the steady beeping, because he thought it meant that the TitanTron was going to show this week's "24," but it turned out to be the Push Timer getting lower. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/22.jpg Stevie Richards after his prison sentence ended... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/23.jpg EMT: Check this out, guys! (Deep voice) Eddie? It is not your time... You still have your three-month feud with Hardcore Holly and Billy Gunn to finish... |
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"'If you can read this you've been champ fpr too long signed HHH'...I wonder what that's supposed to mean?" |
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Nobody understood why Eddie was grinning as Invisible Steven Richards serviced the champion. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/02.jpg Eddie apologises for bleaching the Undertaker's hat. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/03.jpg John Bradshaw Layfield curteously thanks his fan. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/05.jpg A childbirth incident gone horribly wrong, Rico's baby exits hand first. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/06.jpg Johnny was disturbed by Nunzio's "comradery hug," but when he tried to slip a dollar in his tights, he was downright freaked. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/07.jpg In an attempt to alienate another demographic, the WWE introduces their new "Salem Witch Trial" angle -OR- Mordecai smirked. Little did the audience know, he was naked under the robe. -OR- Moments later, Rico came out and chewed Mordecai out for wearing white after labor day (I know, it's not after labor day, but cut me some slack. He prolly won't be on Smackdown by then. :D) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/08.jpg Mordeai's new finisher: the Showtune from Hell. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/09.jpg Chavo classic proves to JBL that Latinos aren't stupid by showing he can count the Gurerros in the ring. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/12.jpg "OH MY GOD! IT VIBRATES!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/13.jpg Cena managed to get Dupree to tap out by doing his Jim Carrey impression. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/14.jpg ...Renee got his revenge by doing his best Jerry Lewis impression. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/15.jpg Like a comic book, the image above Dupree's head reflects what he's thinking about...There's a good reason this shot is only of the upper body. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/16.jpg Hey Funaki, how many times will you appear on Smackdown this year? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/17.jpg Funaki attempts to do Booker's Spinaroonie, only to get stopped in mid hand-shake by an enraged Booker. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/18.jpg Bradshaw announces that he'll be starring in the upcoming remake of "Three's Company." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/19.jpg Rey Mysterio Cringes, knowing he's next to be fed to the Undertaker. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/20.jpg RVD: You sold me PENCIL SHAVINGS? Dude, that is SO uncool. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/21.jpg John, your WWE spelling be word is "integrity." Layfield: .... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/22.jpg Thinking Quick, Devon screams "Triple H!" And Eddie reflexively assumed the position... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/052004/images/23.jpg Paramedic: I don't understand it. How'd he fit the entire WWE title in his mouth? And what are the Tag Team titles doing in there? Hey! That's my watch! |
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... There is always one that looks totally made for a caption :D |
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This is the last time Chavo Classic accepts favors from Fifi |
This is just a transparent reminder to Corky that I did captions for Judgment Day and RAW, and if he were to include some in the Best Captions of 2004 thread (despite their incredible tardiness) when he updates for this edition of SD, reward would follow.
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Cheater!
*slides a briefcase of money under the table to Corky in exchange for archiving my Judgement Day Captions* |
*In a true "24" plot twist, Loose Cannon managed to switch the briefcase. When Corky opens it...BLAMMO!*
LC (in cheesy British accent): I will return the money once I have what I want. NM: What do you want? LC: I want all of the captions I've done all year archived. LOOPY: But you just blew up Corky! LC: Oh...bollocks. |
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