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Sup.

I really hope RVD doesn't return tonight

I get to cover a cage match on Friday.... will probably look terrible....

Sounds like Rollins' theme got slightly remixed...

Rollins' new finisher should be called Checkmate. Only makes sense after that promo.

Orton is a bad ass.

Randy Orton not a fan of PG.

Bulls game is on. Is anyone really watching this? o.O

rofl

Dean Fucking Ambrose is on so yes I am!

Ambrose should have just stuck with the anarchy symbol. Not work the letter D into it.

Come on Lock Jaw, go all the way:

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Raw is shit, it used to be epic but now it's just SHIT!!!!.

Who's the new honey ring announcer?

I like that Dean Ambrose found a way to refresh the jawbreaker lariat and use it on the outside. I'm not a huge fan of the move, but the outside-the-ring version is kind of cool.

BREAKING: RAW GET'S CANCELLED.....

...da faq?

Watching Gotham now, speed through Raw

I'm between RAW and the Wild game.

You're making a really convincing argument. Lots of evidence and well constructed points.

Allow me to offer a counterpoint:

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I'm with Darkone on this.

Missed the first half hour, anything interesting happen?

I mean, it's not like Byron Saxton is solo announcing, or JR/Kevin Kelly/Michael Cole. Or JR / Jim Cornette.

Listening to the commentary on the first Raw of the "Attitude Era Year" they added to the Network has made me--again, somehow--appreciate current commentary. Holy shit is it brutal.

Orton threatened to RKO Rollins by the end of the night.

... I think that's all so far.

Seth and Randy Orton talked a bunch. Some threats. Your normal opening segment.

Ambrose and Harper had a pretty great short match that devolved into a brawl outside the ring until Harper fled, probably leading to a match at Extreme Rules.

So New Day has every reason to go heel people hate them,I really hate them, what are they waiting for?

Does Harper even have a personality since breaking from Bray Wyatt? Does he even talk?

Seems fucking pointless to have him on his own when he and Wyatt are heels, and he's literally the same exact guy he was in the stable.

Hahaha. Sick insight by JBL.

"When you're fighting a lucha, the key is to kick them in the mask, and the reason is because there's a head inside that mask."

New Day lol

There you go.

They're the black Bo Dallas now.

Remember when Kingston was over and seemed to have Ortons number?

Orton on the RKO rampage tonight.


Haven't had one of those in a while.

The one night a year WWE goes extreme. Other than TLC, Hell in a Cell, etc.

I'm happier but only barely cause they won't get to do anything meaningful with it.
like 3MB without the charm

BAH GAWD!!! DARK ONE WITH THE LESNAR EX MACHINA!!!!!

A+ for remembering that from however many years ago.

Well, I think we're the ones who created it. You never forget your own memes.

That is correct.

If only a Lesnar Ex Machina could save us from the backyard fed posts, but even our Lord and Savior of the Suplex isn't that powerful.

WWE killed that feud off way too quickly. Kofi was good for like 2 weeks and then just fed to Orton. Don't even remember if they had a ppv match for the feud.