Bizarro Ric Flair
 

Would he have black hair and go "OWWWWWWWWW?

Would he be called the Synthetic Man?

Would his finisher be the figure 1/4th arm bar?

This is a very important topic, please remember that this thread is srs bsns.

From Ettolrahc, Hortn Anilorac, the "Erutan Yob", Cir Rialf!

So Dude Love is just Bizarro Ric Flair? Dude!

Instead of coming to the ring wearing an extravagant robe, he would come to the ring wearing trash.

He'd be a bicycle ridin', crop duster flyin', hug stealin' son of a gun.

His bicycle got stolen :(

The Cleanest Player in the Game.

By a white man.

Diamonds are forever, but Bizzaro Flair died 15 years ago

If you like it, learn to hate it.

To be the kid, you gotta beat the kid owwwwwwww!

Snow White's mine car ride may be the newest ride in the park but it's got the shortest line. Owwwwwwww!

And of course Bizarro Flair has infinite libido, unlike his counterpart.

Shisen, Never Change!

Of course not! It's all about dat FOLDIN' money!

We already had bizarro ric, his name was david

Bizzaro Flair would be a lot richer than regular Flair.

Then again so would Bizzaro Big Show since he wouldn't be wasting money with horrible investments.