WWE RAW 1/18 feat. WWE's Dream of a non-horrible Rumble, New Day of #SocialOutcasts, and Brock Smash
 

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Recap of last week:
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Watching that gif with Kenny Omega's new theme fits.

watching RAW

<font color=goldenrod>Take a drink anytime somebody says "if this was the Royal Rumble he'd be eliminated!" Or "it's every man for himself this Sunday!"

Slam 3 drinks in rapid succession if the show ends in a massive brawl</font>

Touching you

Watching RAW at the gym.

Doing this with water shots.

Going to pee 20 times during g the show now.

Last few months I've been shutting off Raw after just the first hour.

If there was Raw that would keep me around for the whole night, this would be the one. Vince & Creative better have a good show to get those Rumble sales/Network subscriptions. Cause right now, I'm watching football.

the tension of this usa show

Long live the dream.

Then
Now
Eternity

Charlie was wigging out

No Mark Henry in this MLK promo?

Big thanks to whatever shitty country pop music band this is that didn't get to make it as a theme to Fastlane.

I WONDER WHO WILL OPEN THE SHOW?!

WWE more accommodating to black people than the Academy Awards.

Roman and.......for the 109832742975091870th time in a row.

IT'S ROMAN REIGNS!!! Didn't see this coming at all....











For sure thought it would be a McMahon!

So we're gonna switch things up and have Roman come out first, THEN Vince and Steph.

ROMA NEM PIRE!!!

But if they really cared about black people, they'd make one the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Can't believe Dark One would rather kiss a girl than watch this promo for the 11th time in a row.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LES-NAR!

I see what you did there. *squinty eyes*

Please Jericho rip him to shreads.

R Truth had his shot at Capitol Punishment.

Why does Roman look like he poses no threat to Y2J?

That's the Miz'z microphone, Jericho. Give it back!!!

Why is Roman Reigns pissed at Brock Lesnar?

Y2J IS GOING TO BEAT BROCK AND ROMAN IN THE SAME NIGHT!

Yeah. Forget the other 27 people.

Reminds me of the old poster in the GM's room when Bischoff was around that said some witty thing that ended with RAW and alluded to sex.

Tag team sense is tingling.

Great. 8 man tag main event. Dark One gonna be pissed he missed this.

But how can there be any tag matches, let alone on MLK Day, without Tag Team Teddy Long? :(

Eat the shirt......?

That's what The New Day is for.

That's Ryback's job.

Just say "please shut the hell up" and move on to the next segment.