wrestling rhyme game
 

come up with a one line rhyme about the wrestler/event/company that the previous poster had suggested . The suggest a wrestler/event/company for the next poster.

eg :

poster one : Al Snow

poster 2 : Al Snow used to ask who wants head - now its what he is giving since his career is dead.

Next : Ryback

Ryback stepped on a crack and broke his mothers back.

Next: Armando Alejandro Estrada

Who the he'll is armondo Estrada...
Oh yeah, that jabroni who amounted to nada!

Next: Reno Riggins

If he was black, Reno Riggins would be Reno Niggins

Next: Waylon Mercy

In 1995, people just didn't buy it
Yet they tried it again in the form of Bray Wyatt

NEXT: Goldust

Goldust can suck Deez Nust..s

NEXT: FLO RIDA

He's from Florida, his name is FLO RIDA
If he was from Boise, he'd be a HO named IDA

Next up, mantaur

Jim Cornette didn't know he was Managing Mantaur.
Cornette was so mad like at Dairy Queen about to get out of his car.

next (it's fucking) Vader.

Vader.
Hodor.

Next: perry Saturn

Perry Saturn
Berry Pattern

Next: Jushin Thunder Liger

Jushin Thunder Liger poops under tigers.

Next: Steve McMicheal

steve mcmichael, mongo, is so broke now, he couldn't afford a clay hut in congo

next: vincent/virgil

Virgil is a rassler I don't like,
Be very careful around him, he'll steal your bike!

Nex: TATANKA

TATANKA is a certified hall of famer
now lets rap about someone lamer

Next: Kid Kash

Kis Kash is just another vanilla midget according to Kevin Nash.

Next: Ahmed Johnson

Ahmed Johnson, he's no Dwayne Johson. But'chu betta stay down or he'll kill you with the Plunge, like a big black dick in a virgin clunge.


next Santino

Santino was retarded. No rhymes here, he was just retarded.

NEXT: Hacksaw Jim Duggan

Santino Marella had three hot chicks!

Maria, Pheonix and Emma. All you had were dicks.

Hacksaw Jim Duggan wouldn't call those girls hoooos
Maybe you should use a phone call somebody cause oh you didn't know?

Friar Ferguson

Friar ferguson thought it was bad to job to Luger,
He didn't know how bad it would get until he became Bastion booger.

Next : 1,2,3 Kid

Can we get rid of 1,2,3 Kid

Next: Disco Inferno

Disco Inferno, he wanted to join the NWO
but they said no

Next: Thurman "sparky" Plugg

The only thing Sparky plugged was his butt,
It made old Thurman bark like a dog and bust his nut

Next: Evil Doink

If Evil Doink was a pig he'd say oink oink.

Next: Test

Kelly Kelly, Stephanie and Stacy Kiebler have all screamed his name.
He might be no longer with us but damn if he didn't have game.

who's next??

Dino Bravo

Dino Bravo smuggled fags
Mafia put him in bodybag
Shot in the head


ded

har har, smuggled fags

oh you silly limeys

Next up is El Dandy

Before a scheduled US Title bout
Bret said he was a man you couldn't doubt

Adam Bomb

Adam Bomb was indeed just that.
A lame as gimmick that just fell flat.

Next- Aldo Montoya

Aldo Montoya was just incredible
His mask looked like undies that are edible

Next: Meat

Meat, Meat, he had the look but not the heat.
Even Planet Stasiak had him beat!
Next :
Agent Exile.

This person you mention is not a wrestler.
Paper or Plastic he asks the customer at the register.

Randy Orton.

Randy is no cowboy Bob
When he rassles Cena he always does the Job

Next: Kwang

Kwang is Savio Vega and Savio Vega is Kwang.

If they thought either would get over Vince must've been insane.

Jerry Lynn.

I often get Jerry Lynn confused with Jerry Flynn.

For years I thought they must have been the same thing.

Next: Paul London

I remember Paul London high flying and spinning
And when Vince died, he was on stage grinning

Akeem

Things with Akeem are not always as they seem
You must be constantly aware of the white African Dream.

Next: Becky Lynch