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An irate Triple H wanted to know and he wanted to know now: WHERE'S THE CREAM FILLING???" http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/02.jpg It became apparent the company wasn't doing so well when Edge spend five minutes looking around for people actually in the arena. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/03.jpg Together, Edge and ref gained revenge for smarks anywhere. Chiota: "So you don't want people to use 'insider' language eh? Well use THIS!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/04.jpg How they managed to get Triple H in the time-out chair is beyond me, but whoever did it HAS to be pretty scary. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/05.jpg Vince's search for the next Cruiserweight champion was going well. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/06.jpg "Ow my braces!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/07.jpg Rosie came to Hurricane's assistance after he pulled a Nash. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/08.jpg Orton took the time to show off his IC Title and his really cool Jericho action figure. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/09.jpg Both: "That's a good question. Where IS the cream filling?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/10.jpg Edge the Human Enema strikes again! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/11.jpg History was made when Lawler's attention was NOT focused on a hot girl near him. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg *thinking* "Hm... why isn't a quarterback change?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/13.jpg Both Jericho and Benjamin were grossed out when the ref started doing a striptease off-screen. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/14.jpg Jericho had always wanted to be taller so management would think he was a hoss and push him, but having Tomko shoved up his ass to elevate him wasn't what he had in mind. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/15.jpg Tyson: "Now I have you prone. I'm going to RAVAGE you!!!" Jericho: :eek: :eek: :eek: http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/16.jpg "Being trapped in midcard hell isn't a bad thing, it's a good thing!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/17.jpg Try as she might, Molly just couldn't reattach Victoria's head back to her body. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/18.jpg Bischoff entertains the RAW lockerroom by literally holding down Gary Coleman. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/19.jpg Steven Richards loved it when Eugene pleasured him like an animal while Benoit levitated him in midair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/20.jpg Not even Evolution could hold Triple H back in his quest to find the cream filling. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/21.jpg Here's a random picture of Jim Duggan bitter at the WWE and ready to fight. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/22.jpg Shawn may have kicked Flair's head off, but in the end, Ric got the last laugh. He stole Shawn's shoe. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/23.jpg No one would ever forget the carnage that ensued from The Scuffle for the Last Cup Cake. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/24.jpg Hunter was stunned. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/25.jpg ...so it was Michaels who'd stolen the cream filling!!! |
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Vince: Pimpin these bitches is easy! Girl: Did you just call us bitches? Vince: Are you stepping out of line? Do I need to get Steve. |
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Eric: Hands on your head! Triple H: No way, Eric! You didn't say "Simon Says." --Or-- Grandpa Helmsley asked why Chavo got to hold a midcard title, and he didn't. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/02.jpg The WWE streaker strikes again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/03.jpg Ric: That one looks like a bunny. Edge: That one looks like a cloud. Ric: :| http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/04.jpg As Triple H waited for the ambulance, he cursed himself sitting in Rhyno's chair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/05.jpg JR: Tonight on Monday night Raw: Vince McMahon versus fifteen interns in a Class Action Sexual Harrassment lawsuit form HELL! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/06.jpg Matt: Lita, your cell phone's digging into my hip... Lita: Uhhhh...Right...Cell phone... http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/07.jpg Now, Hurricane understood why they were called "Silent But Deadly." http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/08.jpg You too can have hairless armpits...With new Randy Orton: Nair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/09.jpg Orton: Hey Chris. Jericho: What? Orton: Did you see Rhyno near my belt backstage? Jericho: You're stuck, aren't you? http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/10.jpg Yet another member of Evolution falls victim to Rhyno's pranks, as Batista discovers that his testicles were still firmly attached to the ringpost. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/11.jpg King and JR both groaned. The FCC wasn't going to like a pair of testicles dangling on live TV http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg Hey trish! how do you keep a blonde in suspsense? http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/13.jpg Jericho: Hey Shelton, how do you keep a blonde in suspense? Benjamin: Ask me in five minutes. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/14.jpg When GI Joe found Barbie in bed with Ken again, he decided to take matters into his own hands. --OR-- If you froze the tape at this exact moment, you could see the precise time when all chances of Jericho getting a decent push died. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/15.jpg Tyson: I'm a generic hoss. You're nothing but an attractive, talented, athletic, charismatic performer. how DARE you steal my limelight? http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/16.jpg Hehehehe...That blonde joke was pretty funny... http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/17.jpg After another botched Lita spot, Molly graciously tries to help reattach Victoria's head. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/18.jpg It's not laughing matter as Eric shows how tall Rob Feinstein's last date was. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/19.jpg The fans rejoiced, as the WWE champion still wasn't Triple H. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/20.jpg "you won't like me...When I'm angry..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/21.jpg ... http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/21.jpg ... http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/21.jpg ... "That's weird, it always worked on TV... http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/22.jpg ...And with a fart that would make Rikishi proud... http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/24.jpg Triple H, your WWE Spelling Bee word is: humility. --Or-- Triple H makes his best attempt at a Keannu Reeves impression. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/25.jpg "hey Shawn! You got some spinach in your teeth!" Shawn: Really? Where? |
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Thank you, Kane Knight. Extra Credit for "dude" comment! I knew I got something wrong there.
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As always I’m sorry if I stole any jokes, I didn’t read them before I made them.
<img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/01.jpg> Eric: Man, I’m jealous of you, Trips. Not only do you get to violate my boss’s daughter, but you also have help being a little tea pot. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/02.jpg> Edge fell over two second later as the pain from the baseball that hit him in the groin set in. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/03.jpg> Ric: Hey! I’m Triple H’s buddy! Why am I jobbing to you? Edge: Because I’m his lover! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/04.jpg> Yep… no one passing by is going to find it awkward to see some dude sitting in a chair with a big tattooed guy standing behind him outside… Reeeeal inconspicuous … <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/05.jpg> Next time you insult Vince just remember that he has slept with every girl in that room. Who’s the loser now? <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/06.jpg> Matt Hardy had no idea that a dementor could suck out someone’s talent and soul. (saw Shrek 2, it had previews for the new Harry Potter movie, had to make a Harry Potter joke) <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/07.jpg> With Booker T now on SmackDown, the first ever Raw Spin-A-Roonie contest was on. The winner would have to try to out Spin-A-Roonie Eugene in the semi finals. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/08.jpg> Jericho could just feel his talent seep out of him as he stood in the same ring as Randy. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/09.jpg> Jericho: Come on Randy, it’s vase time. Orton: Right-o! Jericho: Right now, I mean. Orton: But I am doing the vase. Jericho: You’re doing it wrong. Orton: Like that’s new. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/10.jpg> When a wrestler can’t see his cue cards it’s time for glasses. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/11.jpg> Jim Ross: BAH GAWD! HE JUST LITERALLY CRUSHED HIS SKULL BETWEEN HIS FOREFINGER AND THUMB AS HE GRINDS HIS BRAIN TO DUST FOR THE ZOMBIES TO DEVOUR!!!! IN ALL MY YEARS OF ANNOUNCING I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH CARNAGE!!! King: It’s a top wrist lock. Trish: Screw this, I’m out. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg> Oh, that heart breaker Trish, kissing Steven Richards on live TV. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/13.jpg> Jericho: It’s just a thought, so take your time thinking about it. Shelton: NO! Jericho: But come on, we could make a lot of money on it. Shelton: NO! Jericho: But we could be in the movies! Shelton: No! Jericho: Benny, come on… Please? Shelton: FOR THE LAST GOD DAMNED TIME I AM NOT GOING TO CO-STAR IN WITH YOU IN THE MASSACHUETTS VERSION OF “LOOK WHO’S COMING TO DINNER!!!” <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/14.jpg> Trish and Tyson failed their history homework when they couldn’t remember how to do the Doomsday Device. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/15.jpg> Chris fainted when he saw the droid project the Tyson hologram. |
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The new WWE First Person Shooter game featured a random smark who had to cut promos on over rated main eventers. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/17.jpg> Even Thing wanted to choke Victoria after he dancing. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/18.jpg> Eric: Now unless your initials are H, H, H, then this is how you get a push. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/19.jpg> Eugene: I dedicate these titles to everyone who deserves airtime but won’t get it! Triple H: He’ll be a great addition to Evolution! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/20.jpg> Halfway through his Incredible Hulk transformation, Triple H sees the desert cart, and calms down. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/21.jpg> And now we know where Victoria learned how to dance. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/22.jpg> With Kurt on the shelf, Ric Flair takes it upon himself to administer the Ankle Lock. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/23.jpg> Sometimes Triple H needs a hug, and sometimes he needs a <b>HUG!</b> <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/24.jpg> Triple H: Wait a second, you mean SmackDown still has a Champion? <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/25.jpg> HBK: Come on Eric! It’s me! Let me in! Eric: I’m sorry Shawn, but if you don’t have a ticket, I can’t let you in. HBK: But it’s Hanson, live, in concert! You gotta let me in! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/04.jpg> Dave: Are you sure this is where the parade is going to start? Triple H: Of course I’m sure. Ric wouldn’t play a joke on me. Dave: ….. <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/05.jpg> Vince: Hello, I’m Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and why am I smiling, and why are all of these lovely ladies smiling? No, I’m not taking any natural male enhancement drug, I just take care of my genetic jackhammer! <img src=http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/23.jpg> Rhyno never missed an opportunity to attend group hugs when his friend Elmer was with him. |
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After finishing his match Batista goes back to his alter ego of Chino Moreno - Lead singer of Defotnes. |
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Vince: Thank You, Fab 5! Your "Queer Eye" make over has done wonders for me! |
LOL@ Queer Eye.
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REF: and thats what you get for making that stewardess touch your weiner! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/10.jpg BATISTA: yeah, why the hell did i get a chicks tatoo around my belly button http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/13.jpg Y2J: hey benji, look at me dance!! look at me dance!! SHELTON: omg, not again http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/23.jpg Even though he instigated the prank, Rhyno helped everyone else try to remove the IC belt that was glued to Randy |
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HHH: Why am I not champ yet Eric??? I mean I've buried everyone on the roster and made them look bad yet I'm not champ?? *5 minustes later* http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/04.jpg HHH: Damn Eric sending me to the Time Out Chair Batista:*thinking* Phew...ok, match...match...i can do this...ok....wrestling...ya. |
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HHH: What are you looking at? Eric: You've got a huge push sticking out of your nose http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/19.jpg The WWE was so charitable they had a Make a Wish kid be HHH for a day http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/16.jpg Kane(singing): I've got a push and you don't |
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Eric: Hunter - what's going on? HHH: I want my belt back! Eric: But you've got that much fake tan on that you look like Val Venis! HHH: Uuummm.....I only put on a little bit.... Eric: I can't put you on RAW like this! HHH: Why not? Eric: Everyone will know that you and Dave have been 'bumping uglies' again! HHH: :( http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/02.jpg Edge realised there were better times and places to follow through on a fart. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/03.jpg Edge: We have to make Ric retire Mike. Keep hitting him, it's the only way! Mike: It's...*thump*... For..*thump*...Your..*thump*...Own..*thump*..Good..*thump* http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/04.jpg HHH's attempt to convince Dave that they could both hide behind the red cushion until Vince's limo pulled up was flawed from the start. Dave knew that the cushion couldn't possibly cover both HHH, Batista AND the legs of HHH's chair! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/05.jpg Welcome to Vince McMahons new and improved XXXFL, now featuring naked lesbian football players! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/06.jpg Matt's attempt to enjoy a quiet hotdog were thwarted when Lita walked up and bit him on the face. He wouldn't normally have bothered, but he was really enjoying that hotdog! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/07.jpg Hurricane failed to heed the warning in his entrance theme, and never stood back as the Hurricane came through. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/08.jpg Orton: I AM THE IC CHAMPION! Jericho: Enjoy it while it lasts.... Orton: I AM THE MAN! Jericho: I remember those days... Orton: VINCE LOVES ME! Jericho: yeah, but he's fickle... Orton: MY TITLE REIGN WILL GO ON FOREVER! Jericho: that's what they told me too..... Orton: Hey Chris, did you say something? Jericho: Nah, just reminiscing quietly to myself. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/09.jpg Orton: Look at my title. Isn't it shiny? Jericho: It's alright. Orton: You're jealous! Jericho: Me? Been there, seen it, done it, got the t-shirt, watched the video, cut the promo, taken the bumps, enjoyed the push, wore the belt, had the chicks, got the haircuts, watched Vince change his mind and relegate me to mid-card hell, made the face turn, made the heel turn, had the main-event..... Orton: Wait! What was that one near the end? Jericho: Which one? Orton: The Main Event - that sounds neat! Jericho: dumb-ass poser! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/10.jpg Batista: I heard that Jericho! You called Orton a Dumb-Ass Poser! Well there's only one Dumb-Ass Poser on RAW and it ain't Randy Orton! Jericho: and we all know who that is...... http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/11.jpg Trish: You know, Dave might have a bigger chest than me......did I just say that out loud? King: um......puppies? JR: BBQ SAUCE! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/12.jpg Trish *thinking*: Hmmm....Haggis Ravioli in a Whisky Caffe Latte Sauce or Roasted Red Pepper and Grilled Goats Cheese Tartlets? Why can't I ever decide? http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/13.jpg Why Shelton declined the invitation to sing 'The Camptown Ladies' with Jericho was a mystery to no-one except Jericho. Jericho: Sing dammit! Shelton: Ain't gonna happen! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/14.jpg WWE Managements attempts to organise a team building day got declared formally 'stupid' after they blindfolded Tyson Tomko, got him to carry Jericho backwards, and told Trish to guide them to the ring using hand signals only. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/15.jpg End result: A Lita* *definition of a Lita: Botch beyond normal human comprehension, despite instruction, coaching, demonstrations and other assorted learning aids. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/16.jpg Kane's stand-up comedy segment went down like a lead balloon, after asking the audience what the difference between Katie Vick and Lita was, and then promptly forgetting the punchline. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/17.jpg Victoria: Molly! It's not a wig! Stop trying to pull it off! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/18.jpg Eric: So we need a 20 second filler segment before we go to commercial so I thought I could use this time to get you guys on TV, don't forget in the overall grand scheme of talent on RAW, you guys might as well be this height in Vince's eyes, including you Benoit! Chris: Then how do you explain my push? Eric: Typo. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/19.jpg Eugene's HHH impression: 'I've got all the gold! I've got all the gold!' http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/20.jpg HHH: That bas</>tards got all my gold! Orton: If I could just ask you to move your hand a little this way, and unclench you fist a little more, H. HHH: Really not the time! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/21.jpg In a move to confuse the audience, HHH made his way to the ring impersonating HBK. http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/22.jpg Luckily a jobber ran out from the back, and he was able to pull off the Sweet Chin Music impression perfectly. HHH *thinking*: Roll on HIAC! No-one will be able to tell us apart, so they'll all be cheering Sean, but they'll really be cheering me! Suckers! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/23.jpg In an impromptu display of affection, Eugene's birthday caused all the roster to come out and give him a good hearty pat on the back. That Eugene - he's such a nice guy! http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/24.jpg Vince (offscreen): Hunter, will you come and loofah my stretchmarks? http://raw.wwe.com/results/052404/images/25.jpg HBK *shouting to the audience*: IT'S THE TEETH! YOU CAN TELL US APART BY THE TEETH! |
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