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Dark One Goes to Raw: 2/6 Raw Thread
I know it's early, but fuck you, I'm leaving for work appointments soon and this is my goddamn thread tonight.
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Anyone who can successfully guess who in the crowd I am with zero clues other than a picture of the ring from my seat will win infinite rep. |
*Will Xavier Woods pony up and dress in Patriot Swag tonight?
*Is Kofi going to celebrate the 5 time? *Will Big E have to dress like a referee? |
Slick, have fun dude.
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Wait for Braun to arrive, then leave. Beat the traffic home.
I'd like to know how they're gonna spin this Seth Rollins injury and what direction they go. |
And there's "Joe's Gonna Kill You!" too.
You should be good for awhile. |
Joe and Goldberg are the two main reasons I'm even going. Fully expect an opening segment to announce that Joe won't be there due to REPRIMANDS for attacking Rollins and I will probably spontaneously combust on live TV.
Arena also lists Brock, and I feel like he's not usually listed unless he'll be there, so, may be some interaction at 11:05 when concussed Goldberg shows up. |
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Opening 20 minuite promo |
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Oh thank God. Joe is kicking off Raw. I will survive this opening 20 minute promo
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I also apparently get Good Brothers vs Cesar's and Sheamus. Might be the 25th time, but should be good to watch.
Is it... is it possible I may be getting one of the few good Raws? |
BREAKING NEWS: Some dude in line is carrying an entire box of Oatmeal Cream Pies.
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Since the doors open at 3PM local time, it's pretty much kids and people without jobs. 95% sure the guy with the Oatmeal Creme Pies is homeless and huddling here for warmth. |
Samoa Joe is kicking off the show to sign his RAW contract
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Your one hint to find me tonight.
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The new set seems kind of small compared to the previous one in person.
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Sweet seats, dude..... I will identify you for sure, 100%
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...please let this happen? I'm still not watching Raw, Joe or not. |
Ah where the "invisible commentator table" is.
Mint seats dude. |
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Lock Jaw, I'll be the one with the monocle. |
There is a dude dressed as Hulk Hogan and a kid dressed up as THE DEMON KANE on the hard camera side that are 100% going to be asked to move midway through tha show.
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People currently losing their shit about being so close, meanwhile I'm just like "this is another show."
Hyper aware of my fatcat status. |
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Fucking Portland hipsters chanting CM Punk.
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Lot of people with Seth Rollins signs about to be disappointed.
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Social Outcasts implode again with Bo vs Axel to open main event.
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Axelmania runs wild via Perfect Plex.
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They selling the new Samoa Joe shirt?
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Didn't see it when I looked briefly at the stand.
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Lama and Handsome Rusev vs Sin Cara. I think we all know how this one will end.
Lana fine as hell. |
Rusev getting the Cena chants. People love Handsome Rusev.
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Sin Cara almost won with an Olympic Slam into a frog splash but Handsome Rusev reigns supreme.
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Cole still gets nuclear heat.
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Oh shit. Going to find out ASAP if Rollins still gets his Mania match.
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Anyone have a link to a really good stream? I'm using Watch Wrestling and holy shit this buffering is killing me
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