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I never really noticed how jacked Steve Blackman was.
Dude was jacked. Also not sure why they put him in those stupid karate pants. That it all. Replies are welcome.
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Huh. Today I learned that Steve Blackman has only had one MMA fight in his career.
And that was in the Brawl for All against Marc Mero. |
I guess I just grouped him in with Shamrock and Severn since they all came around the same time.
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I literally just finished watching his brawl for all right against Marc Mero, which I why I even made this post. He was actually semi impressive, scored a ton of takedowns. |
Should've had him try to join The Nation of Domination, because he's a blackman and Farooq would be like, "You're not a black *pause* man, you're just blackman!"
And steve would be like, "Exactly, I'm black-man!" Instead of teaming with Shamrock, Steve would turn on him to try to get into the good graces of Farooq. Would've been a solid storyline. |
Lmao
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Steve Blackman had a haircut you could set your watch to, and a body that would make your watch set you.
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Pretty much everyone during that time period was jacked. Let pro wrestlers use steroids, they are supposed to be larger than life.
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No idea if that is a joke comment or not but wrestlers being huge was part of the attraction. Doubt I would have jumped into the wrestling bandwagon if the talent is the way it is now. I don't believe majority of the casual fans really cared if every match on the card was a 4 or 5 star match. We wanted excitement. We wanted the larger than life experience.
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No I was being serious. Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Macho Man all had these super hero physiques. You believed these guys would whoop ass. We all know from MMA that size isn't everything, but watching these small skinny fat cucks does NOTHING to attract anybody.
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He should have used Billy Gunn's music.
Whoooooaaaaa I'm Steve Blackman... Whoooooooaaaaa I'm Steve Blackman.. |
I'mi picking up what you're putting down @Seanny
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They could have been a tag team called Black Ass
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Or Assman...
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Fuck...
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When I wanna get high I go to Blackman
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"I'm Steve Blackman and this is Black Ass"
Then he whacks Billy Gunn in the balls with a kendo stick |
Head Cheese was pretty good
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Ass Cheese would have been even better
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I'm getting good mileage here.
Very proud of this work. |
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Why did Al Snow & Billy Gunn never form a team named “Ass Head?” Now I feel 2000 WWF has been spoiled.
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That's the spirit!
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What do you mean "why did they put him in karate pants?"
He does karate. fuck is wrong with this guy? |
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@Supreme
Whoooooaaaaaa I'm an assman...... Whoooooooaaaaaa I'm an assman |
I love to love em
I love to kick em I love to shove em I kendo stick em Cuz I'm Steve Blackman |
I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!) I love to love 'em I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em And I'm gonna kick 'em 'Cause I'm an Ass Man Yeah, I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I'm an Ass Man So many asses, so little time Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime I'm a lover, of every kind The best surprises always sneak up from behind I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I'm an Ass Man Buns of glory, Buns of steel Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel You walk behind me, I feel the heat. That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) I love to love 'em I love to kick 'em I love to shove 'em I love to stick 'em Love to flaunt 'em I love to watch 'em I love to pick 'em And I'm gonna kick 'em I'm an Ass man Yeah; I'm an Ass man Yes I'm an Ass man (OH!) Where is the whoooooooooaaaaa part |
Oh come on, lyrics sites can't be trusted like that.
"Whoah" and other extraneous hype sounds are never fully included. |
Yeah I was gonna say.
#BanSupreme |
Just re-listening now.
We have been Mandela Effect-ed... Go and listen, the "Whoaaaa" bit is actually just "Oooooh" and "yeeeeeah". My life is a lie. I blame the deafening crowd reactions to Billy Gunn's entrances. |
I remember coming to TPWW as a young lad just to listen to Billy Gunn's Ass-Man theme over and over, blissfully unaware of just how inappropriate the lyrics were....
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Did you think Mae Young's antics were normal too?
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No, but I remember being "confused" over the "controversy" of D-X "Suck It" phrase and T-shirts.
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its like a YouTube comment section
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