What do we know about John Laurinaitis?
 

Everthing I've read seems to indicate that he's an absolute shit hole to deal with if you're a woman in the wrestling industry.

well then that must be true

I'm asking.


That's the context.

We know that he's a person of the people!




PEOPLE POWER!!!!

We also know that he is a Dynamic Dude.

All the podcasts and shoot interviews Ive seen, I've never ever heard anyone come out and say anything like "I love that John Laurinitis! What a stand up guy!"

Everyone just seems to think hes a douchebag.

His nickname is Johnny Ace.

And he's always on the case.

And he married the Bella Twins' Mom, right?

Right.

And he may have allegedly plowed the twins first

He used to bang Seka and Motoko Baba

Thought Makoto just had a crush on him.

I've heard both

I've heard some wrestlers say that they had respect for him and actually got along with him and even they admitted he's still a giant dick.

That's something Maria Kanellis implied a few times. Its like that movie where Jack Nicholson was banging Amanda Peet, but then married her Mom Diane Keaton. Also Keanu Reeves was a doctor, he knows...medicine.

I think Lance Storm credits him for a bit of his WCW success.

I saw that interview and she seems to pretty bitter towards him so throwing fuel on that rumor may just be part of her vendetta against good ol' Johnny Ace.

Seka the geriatric former porn star?

Yes, they dated for a bit.

Had no clue that there is a third Laurinaitis brother for whatever reason.

Yeah Mark "The Terminator". I think he wrestled mostly overseas. I always hear his name over there.

Yeah, I did some reading up on him. Seems like mainly Florida, All Japan and a little bit in WCW.

Don’t knock the vintage category if you haven’t tried it. I bet Michael Cole has.