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<font color=cyan>Fate has befallen the World Heavyweight Champion as he realizes that he's choking on an almond from the chocolate inside the belt. |
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Vinnie Mac gets his revenge. |
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Benoit realises the futility and pain of stabbing your own thumb into your throat. |
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Benoit does his George Bush/pretzel impression. |
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It was the first ever impression night in the WWE and Beniot decided what the hell. He already looked a little red so he did his best impersonation of the old kane. |
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When Benoit heard that Trips is getting another push for the title...he sliced his throat |
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He may be the world champ,but baby lizards like the one stuck on his neck,fear no one. |
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Tragedy struck when Steven Richards shot Benoit with a poison dart. |
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JIMBO (off-camera): Look out, Ned! It's comin' right for us! |
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Even though the scars had not fully healed from his plastic surgery, Bushwhacker Luke had to go down to the ring to meet his long-lost cousin, Eugene. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/13.jpg Stacy still didn't believe that Molly had taken that dentistry-by-mail program. |
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Hunter is reunited with his long lost son or Hunter: one of us is in for a world of trouble next week |
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HBK: Okay, so i'm finally going to beat you next time we face each other, right? Let's shake on it. HHH: Okay Shawn, fine with me. *HHH crosses fingers on other hand while he shakes HBK's hand* http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/02.jpg HHH: So how was it in bed with Lita? Kane: She botched the orgasm :mad: http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/03.jpg When HBK tried to kill himself during Kane's promo, you know they are getting bad. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/04.jpg Vin Diesel decides to take a stab at the wrestling biz. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg Once the centaur got onto its back, it was really tough to get upright again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/06.jpg Trish: Uhhh Tyson, my face is on this side. Tomko: I'm a hoss, i'm allowed to mess up sometimes. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/07.jpg Wow, the Repo Man really let himself go. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/08.jpg The Hurricane tries to fend off the horrific beating from Steven Richards. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/09.jpg Worst. Orgy. Ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg Lita: "If a plus sign appears, this means that you are pregnant." Well, i've held it in my hands for a while, and nothing came up, so I guess i'm okay! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/11.jpg Triple H's face lit up when one of his 5 fans came to hug him inside the ring. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/12.jpg Nidia: HELLOOOOOOOOO! REF!!!! MAJOR CLEAVAGE HERE!!! Oh come on, I spent lots of money on these!!! At least take a look!!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/13.jpg The WWE tries its best to debut a wrestler based on the Cherlize Theron movie Monster. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/14.jpg Stacy: Gail, you're on the wrong side too! Have you been screwing with Tomko? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/15.jpg Ref: Oh my god, how many sexual positions does Mayo have to caption??? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg Flair waits patiently for the money shot (and I don't mean Val Venis' move). Not that great... i'll do more tomorrow. |
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Isaac Yankem was back...with a vengeance. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/17.jpg WWE tried out its new Benoit Launcher 5000. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/19.jpg Worst. Cleavage. Ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Orton tried to escape the vortexial Ass of Doom...but the suction was strong. Too strong. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/23.jpg Smarks began to argue whether or not Mr. Magoo was being pushed too quickly... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/18.jpg Try as they might, Jericho and Flair combined couldn't keep Orton from going to Midcard Heaven. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg *In cheesy Australian accent* And here, we see the mutha' buhd retuhnin' ta feed its young... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg ...And then Lita botched the whole "stereotypical two legs" thing. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/04.jpg Tomko got crazy ideas about organ removal from watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Too bad that wasn't Matt's heart... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/03.jpg ...You sure do have purdy teeth. |
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HHH was a little cautious. He HAS been stink-palmed before. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/03.jpg Kane: Have a seat! UHAAHAAAHAAA! HBK: I'm dyin'!! Kane: Oh,sorry..(removes chair off of HBK) http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/08.jpg Hurricane should have taken his own advice: Stay in the back.Always stay in the back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg Lita botches reading. OR Lita: I've tried everything. Peeing on the box,yelling at it, and hitting it. Now if I only knew what it was.. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/15.jpg Another wrestling-related death,due to roll-up. Even if it was botched by Mr. Orton. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/11.jpg HHH (thinking): I can get through this.. just think of Steph..um..Oh,crap! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Orton: Mustt....Snap..into..Slim..Jim!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/18.jpg You know you should retire when you decide to take a nap mid-match,and it is not your match. |
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HHH: No offense Shawn. I really don't want to shake your hand because I don't know where it's been. HBK: Hey, it hasn't been anywhere yours hasn't been… unless Stephanie cut you off again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/02.jpg So... which one of you geniuses is responsible for this Lita storyline again? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/03.jpg Kane: Shawn, buddy, let's try this again. I told you to put your ass on the chair, not your chair on the ass. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/04.jpg Matt couldn't believe Lita would pick now of all times to curl up and take a nap. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg The result of Lita not realizing someone had replaced her script for the match with directions for inserting a rectal thermometer. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/06.jpg Not right now you idiot. I've got a headache. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/07.jpg When Rosey took his S.H.I.T. gimmick literally he was promptly released from his contract at the request of the entire Raw roster. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/08.jpg Come on Mom! Just five more minutes... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/09.jpg If he’d known that La Resistance had a shoe fetish, he wouldn’t have worn his new pair for the match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg Hmmm. No wonder the last one didn’t work. Damn those thermometer directions. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/11.jpg Eugene thinking: Ha! I know you were planning a squash match for next week, but I’m not as slow as you think I am. In fact, not only did I pee in Regal’s tea last week, I spiked yours with Rohypnol and took some great photos of you and Batista. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/12.jpg Ref: No no Stacy… You use your arms for the motions of YMCA. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/13.jpg In an effort to boost ratings WWE debuted their newest female wrestler…the Bride of Chucky with the devastating "Face Lift" as a finisher. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/14.jpg The first annual WWE Twister Tournament ended in disaster when Stacy’s boot got caught in Gail’s hair and in retaliation Gail decided to remove Stacy’s head. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/15.jpg WWE’s newest video release: Hardcore Kama Sutra http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg Ric: Oh man! When will it be my turn to be the Daddy? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/17.jpg Edge’s prayers finally worked. Benoit was instantly given the flying powers of Superman. Unfortunately, his new powers didn’t come with an instruction manual and he crash-landed seconds later. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/18.jpg HHH: Pssst. Hey Ric! When I said assume the position I meant for the figure-4! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/19.jpg To make sure the wrestlers were well rested for their matches, the WWE instituted a mandatory afternoon nap. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/20.jpg Edge and Orton were momentarily distracted when they noticed the giant Stay-Puft man stalking towards the ring with a sword. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/21.jpg Ref: Hey Benoit! Benoit! I don’t think he can breathe. He’s turning blue… Benoit: And you are telling me this because…? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Move your foot! You are standing on my balls! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/23.jpg Benoit was happy to be the champ…until JR informed him of the required weekly prostate exam performed by HHH. |
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HBK: Man, Kane, you just about knocked me out! Here, have a breath mint. |
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Michaels and HHH agree to put aside their differences and hunt down the escaped Sean O'Haire. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/02.jpg Kane was furious. how many times did he have to tell them it was "head, shoulders, knees and toes?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/03.jpg Kane: Well what do you know? You really can get cable! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/04.jpg Poor Matt...How many times would he fall for the "Fly on your chest" trick? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg Finally...A move Lita couldn't botch. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/06.jpg Tyson was a little embarrassed by his his sudden..."Enthusiasm." http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/07.jpg This is why people hate Rosey. Walking around like his S.H.I.T. don't stink. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/08.jpg Unfortunately, not even a Hurricane-force wind could blow away the smell of this S.H.I.T. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/09.jpg Both members of La Resistance passed out in a failed attempt to remove the dead Elvis impersonator. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg Attempting to improve her education, Lita tries to spell "E.P.T." http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/11.jpg X-Pac's triumphant return to the WWE. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/13.jpg Molly: Now let's find out who you really are! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/14.jpg The exact moment King's head exploded. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/15.jpg The exact moment JR's head exploded. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg Flair (To self): The humiliation. From heavyweight champ to this... (Out Loud): Thank you sir, may I have another? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/17.jpg The secret was out...Canadians have super powers! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/18.jpg The Exact Moment Loos Cannon's Head exploded. ;) http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/19.jpg The referee looked on in horror at two more victims claimed. Could anyone stand up to Sean O'Haire? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/21.jpg Benoit: And to this day, you can still hear him at WWE events..."I'm not telling you anything...You don't already know..." Flair (tapping): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/23.jpg Darth Helmsley calls upon the Dark Side to eliminate the competition -OR- Benoit was furious to find that his title belt was replaced by a milk chocolate replica. |
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In a feeble attempt to boost ratings, WWE writers had Triple H and Shawn Michaels end their storied rivalry with a "Cool Guy" handshake. The only question was, who was Joey and who was Chandler? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/02.jpg How you doin'? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/03.jpg PIVOT! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg Finally confident with her in-ring skills once more, Lita attempts a snap suplex. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/06.jpg Tomko: Just...don't...look...down... Trish: Eew, Tyson. Aren't we a little old for wet willies? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/07.jpg The writers grew tired of S.H.I.T., but were certain that Rosey's new S.C.A.T. gimmick would go over well. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg Lita: Baby...baby...pirate. *checks box* Pirates are wild! I'm pregnant! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/12.jpg With her usual impeccable timing, Stacy tries to emulate Kane's over-the-rope ring entrance. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/13.jpg Molly: Which one's the bicuspid again? Stacy: Rm wrmf ffr vrvn rfn nrr. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg Unbenknownst to Ric Flair, Triple H had secretly worn a set of Edge's ring attire beneath his suit that evening. In the confusion of the main event, he pulled the old "switcheroo" and...well... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Lips Manlis, you're under arrest for owning and operating a gambling establishment! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/23.jpg In a sudden heel turn, Benoit mocks those viewers suffering from throat cancer. But due to his lack of talent on the mic, he lapses into an old Denis Leary bit. Benoit (into voicebox): Got any spare change? |
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HBK: Shake my hand. HHH: Nah....I stopped shaking hands with people who's palms are covered in white stuff ages ago! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/02.jpg Kane: I'll shake your hand. HBK: Huh? Kane: I like the white stuff! HBK: It's not milk... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/03.jpg Kane: Don't deny me my milk again! HBK: It's......a........bandage! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/04.jpg Tomko: Wait....You're Matt Hardy! Matt: ummm...obviously. Tomko: Can I be a mattitude disciple? Matt: Let's leave the fighting to the women and go talk about it. Tomko: Won't they miss us in the ring? Matt: Trust me. When you've been buried as much as I have, you'll know! Tomko: Veeeee-oooonnnnnnnnnaaaaahhhh! Matt: Don't do that! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg Lita: Thanks for covering for me there. Trish: No problem. The guys in the back said you'd probably botch standing, so they'd already warned me to be ready. Lita: There's guys in the back? Cool! Trish: frickin airhead http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/06.jpg Trish*thinking*: How can Lita botch a leg sweep so badly that she kicked me in the head? Tomko*thinking*: I love Matt Hardy :love: I hope he makes me his love-bitch! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/07.jpg Worst time ever for unexpected diarrhoea. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/08.jpg Hurricane made it to cover in time before Rosie's trousers burst at the seams. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/09.jpg La Resistance take one for the roster in a bid to keep Rosie's trousers from exploding backstage again. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg Lita: Why do I have to pretend to have peed on this stick? Cameraman: Just say your lines! Lita: Dammit! The Botchmeister strikes again! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/11.jpg Triple H looked on with some joy when he realised Eugene hadn't been buried yet. Pretty much the same expression a fisherman gets when a beautiful fish jumps off his hook in sight of the boat. HHH: Oh well, one to bury later. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/12.jpg Stacy: Quick Molly, my repertoire is exhausted. Call the rest of the match! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/13.jpg Molly: You've got one measly move, and you get on RAW! Stacy: ooowww. nod by fauld! dince libes me! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/14.jpg Gail: Thanks for the match, Stacy. Stacy: No probs. Gail: I love doing this move, but I can't on any of the other Diva's because they've all got implants. Stacy: Emm...whatever. Gail: It's great wrestling someone with no tits! Stacy: :wtf: http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/15.jpg Mike: What's this move called? Orton: The Spinebreaker! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/17.jpg Mike: What's this one called? Benoit: The flying head-butt! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/18.jpg Mike: What's this one called? Orton: RKO recovery from the Walls of Jericho. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg Mike: What's this one called. Flair: Here it's called a blowjob. Backstage it's called a main-event push! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/19.jpg Flair: Who loves ya baby? Jericho: You do, Ric, you do. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/20.jpg Worst. Spear. Ever. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/21.jpg Mike: Ric. We're sicking of telling you. Stop Flashing At The Chicks! http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Orton freaked out when Benoit ripped off his boot and started sucking his toes. JR: BAHGAWD! ORTON IS TAPPING TO THE TONGUE-TAP-OUT! SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER! King: He's licking his foot. Calm down. Perfectly normal behaviour. :shifty: http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/23.jpg Benoit celebrating making Orton tap by wiping all the extra saliva from those hard to reach places. |
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Although the crowd looks quite fake, the new Smackdown vs. Raw video game was incredibly lifelike. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/18.jpg Orton had to follow the creed that Evolution has followed since their formation: Hold down all talented wrestlers, no matter what the cost. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/19.jpg Flair always enjoyed cuddling after a night of passion. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/20.jpg The WWE went a bit too far this time with Orton's new vampire gimmick. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/21.jpg Benoit: Get your hand off Flair, or i'll break your fucking neck! Ref: Flair, listen to the man! He killed Orton's 'little legend' after he tried that. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Even after being shot 10 times by James Bond, the evil Russian communist villain would take everyone else to the grave with him by detonating the bomb. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/23.jpg Benoit: You mean David Arquette had this belt? *shoves a knife deep inside his throat* |
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HHH: So same time next year? http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg Worst powerbomb ever http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/07.jpg JR: BAHGAWD PEOPLE'S ELBOW SONOFABITCH http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/08.jpg Hurricane discovers someone ate his last cookie http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg Flair: Wait, you're not a flight attendant... |
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There was something ironic about a former dentist killing a guy with halitosis. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/04.jpg Unfortunately, someone had given Goldberg Matt's picture when telling him how Bradshaw looked like. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/05.jpg Lita botches an entire six months worth of storylines by giving birth (feet first no less) before she's revealed to be pregnant. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/07.jpg La Resistance knew their careers had hit rock bottom when even SHIT was pooping on them. OR Rosie was quite disturbed when he discovered the source of his constipation. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/08.jpg Hurricane was never quite the same again after his encounter with Doc Oc and Norman Oswell. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/10.jpg "I don't get it... how can these itty bitty things provide protection for wetness?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/11.jpg Triple H's smile disappeared when he found out it wasn't really Eugene hugging him but rather Rhyno in a clever disguise. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/13.jpg The first ever Rocky Horror Picture Show Match was a resounding success. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/15.jpg Somehow, when these guys did it, it wasn't as sexy as when... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/14.jpg ...these gals did it... http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/16.jpg You'd be gasping in pain too if Edge did the Chicken Dance in front of you too. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/18.jpg I know Orton needs some help to keep from botching stuff, but using the mothership to enhance the RKO? That's just unfair. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/19.jpg Tragedy struck when Flair Tony Danza'ed Benoit. http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/21.jpg Benoit: "And this is for whoring on your daughter's singing success!!" Flair: "I'm... not... *choke* Hogan!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/061404/images/22.jpg Orton was just this close to winning the first ever Grab the Giant Red Horse Cock First Match... |
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