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Old 06-15-2004, 02:32 AM   #1
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:00 AM   #2
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Fate has befallen the World Heavyweight Champion as he realizes that he's choking on an almond from the chocolate inside the belt.
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:04 AM   #3
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:05 AM   #4
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Benoit is threatening the referee to tell him where is his real Heavyweight title as he received a minimised version of it.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:02 AM   #5
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Benoit realises the futility and pain of stabbing your own thumb into your throat.
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:26 AM   #6
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Benoit does his George Bush/pretzel impression.
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Old 06-15-2004, 12:08 PM   #7
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It was the first ever impression night in the WWE and Beniot decided what the hell. He already looked a little red so he did his best impersonation of the old kane.
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:34 PM   #8
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:35 PM   #9
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When Benoit heard that Trips is getting another push for the title...he sliced his throat
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Old 06-15-2004, 05:23 PM   #10
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He may be the world champ,but baby lizards like the one stuck on his neck,fear no one.
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Old 06-15-2004, 06:28 PM   #11
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Tragedy struck when Steven Richards shot Benoit with a poison dart.
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:49 PM   #12
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Old 06-15-2004, 08:10 PM   #13
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:52 PM   #14
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Even though the scars had not fully healed from his plastic surgery, Bushwhacker Luke had to go down to the ring to meet his long-lost cousin, Eugene.



Stacy still didn't believe that Molly had taken that dentistry-by-mail program.
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Old 06-15-2004, 10:57 PM   #15
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Hunter is reunited with his long lost son

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Hunter: one of us is in for a world of trouble next week
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:08 AM   #18
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HBK: Okay, so i'm finally going to beat you next time we face each other, right? Let's shake on it.
HHH: Okay Shawn, fine with me.
*HHH crosses fingers on other hand while he shakes HBK's hand*



HHH: So how was it in bed with Lita?
Kane: She botched the orgasm



When HBK tried to kill himself during Kane's promo, you know they are getting bad.



Vin Diesel decides to take a stab at the wrestling biz.



Once the centaur got onto its back, it was really tough to get upright again.



Trish: Uhhh Tyson, my face is on this side.
Tomko: I'm a hoss, i'm allowed to mess up sometimes.



Wow, the Repo Man really let himself go.



The Hurricane tries to fend off the horrific beating from Steven Richards.



Worst. Orgy. Ever.



Lita: "If a plus sign appears, this means that you are pregnant."

Well, i've held it in my hands for a while, and nothing came up, so I guess i'm okay!



Triple H's face lit up when one of his 5 fans came to hug him inside the ring.



Nidia: HELLOOOOOOOOO! REF!!!! MAJOR CLEAVAGE HERE!!! Oh come on, I spent lots of money on these!!! At least take a look!!!



The WWE tries its best to debut a wrestler based on the Cherlize Theron movie Monster.



Stacy: Gail, you're on the wrong side too! Have you been screwing with Tomko?



Ref: Oh my god, how many sexual positions does Mayo have to caption???



Flair waits patiently for the money shot (and I don't mean Val Venis' move).

Not that great... i'll do more tomorrow.
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:30 AM   #19
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Isaac Yankem was back...with a vengeance.


WWE tried out its new Benoit Launcher 5000.


Worst. Cleavage. Ever.


Orton tried to escape the vortexial Ass of Doom...but the suction was strong. Too strong.


Smarks began to argue whether or not Mr. Magoo was being pushed too quickly...


Try as they might, Jericho and Flair combined couldn't keep Orton from going to Midcard Heaven.



*In cheesy Australian accent* And here, we see the mutha' buhd retuhnin' ta feed its young...


...And then Lita botched the whole "stereotypical two legs" thing.


Tomko got crazy ideas about organ removal from watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Too bad that wasn't Matt's heart...


...You sure do have purdy teeth.
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Old 06-16-2004, 12:59 AM   #20
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HHH was a little cautious. He HAS been stink-palmed before.


Kane: Have a seat! UHAAHAAAHAAA!

HBK: I'm dyin'!!

Kane: Oh,sorry..(removes chair off of HBK)


Hurricane should have taken his own advice: Stay in the back.Always stay in the back.


Lita botches reading.
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Lita: I've tried everything. Peeing on the box,yelling at it, and hitting it. Now if I only knew what it was..


Another wrestling-related death,due to roll-up. Even if it was botched by Mr. Orton.


HHH (thinking): I can get through this.. just think of Steph..um..Oh,crap!


Orton: Mustt....Snap..into..Slim..Jim!!


You know you should retire when you decide to take a nap mid-match,and it is not your match.
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Old 06-16-2004, 04:33 AM   #21
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HHH: No offense Shawn. I really don't want to shake your hand because I don't know where it's been.
HBK: Hey, it hasn't been anywhere yours hasn't been… unless Stephanie cut you off again.


So... which one of you geniuses is responsible for this Lita storyline again?


Kane: Shawn, buddy, let's try this again. I told you to put your ass on the chair, not your chair on the ass.


Matt couldn't believe Lita would pick now of all times to curl up and take a nap.

The result of Lita not realizing someone had replaced her script for the match with directions for inserting a rectal thermometer.


Not right now you idiot. I've got a headache.


When Rosey took his S.H.I.T. gimmick literally he was promptly released from his contract at the request of the entire Raw roster.


Come on Mom! Just five more minutes...


If he’d known that La Resistance had a shoe fetish, he wouldn’t have worn his new pair for the match.


Hmmm. No wonder the last one didn’t work. Damn those thermometer directions.


Eugene thinking: Ha! I know you were planning a squash match for next week, but I’m not as slow as you think I am. In fact, not only did I pee in Regal’s tea last week, I spiked yours with Rohypnol and took some great photos of you and Batista.


Ref: No no Stacy… You use your arms for the motions of YMCA.


In an effort to boost ratings WWE debuted their newest female wrestler…the Bride of Chucky with the devastating "Face Lift" as a finisher.


The first annual WWE Twister Tournament ended in disaster when Stacy’s boot got caught in Gail’s hair and in retaliation Gail decided to remove Stacy’s head.


WWE’s newest video release: Hardcore Kama Sutra


Ric: Oh man! When will it be my turn to be the Daddy?


Edge’s prayers finally worked. Benoit was instantly given the flying powers of Superman. Unfortunately, his new powers didn’t come with an instruction manual and he crash-landed seconds later.


HHH: Pssst. Hey Ric! When I said assume the position I meant for the figure-4!


To make sure the wrestlers were well rested for their matches, the WWE instituted a mandatory afternoon nap.


Edge and Orton were momentarily distracted when they noticed the giant Stay-Puft man stalking towards the ring with a sword.


Ref: Hey Benoit! Benoit! I don’t think he can breathe. He’s turning blue…
Benoit: And you are telling me this because…?


Move your foot! You are standing on my balls!


Benoit was happy to be the champ…until JR informed him of the required weekly prostate exam performed by HHH.
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:06 AM   #22
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HHH: No offense Shawn. I really don't want to shake your hand because I don't know where it's been.
HBK: Hey, it hasn't been anywhere yours hasn't been… unless Stephanie cut you off again.


The result of Lita not realizing someone had replaced her script for the match with directions for inserting a rectal thermometer.


Not right now you idiot. I've got a headache.


When Rosey took his S.H.I.T. gimmick literally he was promptly released from his contract at the request of the entire Raw roster.


Hmmm. No wonder the last one didn’t work. Damn those thermometer directions.


Ric: Oh man! When will it be my turn to be the Daddy?


Ref: Hey Benoit! Benoit! I don’t think he can breathe. He’s turning blue…
Benoit: And you are telling me this because…?


Move your foot! You are standing on my balls!
LOL

I've got to get to these, but I had a lot on my plate today. I'm lucky I got through Bad Blood.
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:12 AM   #23
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HBK: Man, Kane, you just about knocked me out! Here, have a breath mint.
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Old 06-16-2004, 05:38 AM   #25
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Michaels and HHH agree to put aside their differences and hunt down the escaped Sean O'Haire.



Kane was furious. how many times did he have to tell them it was "head, shoulders, knees and toes?"



Kane: Well what do you know? You really can get cable!



Poor Matt...How many times would he fall for the "Fly on your chest" trick?



Finally...A move Lita couldn't botch.



Tyson was a little embarrassed by his his sudden..."Enthusiasm."



This is why people hate Rosey. Walking around like his S.H.I.T. don't stink.



Unfortunately, not even a Hurricane-force wind could blow away the smell of this S.H.I.T.



Both members of La Resistance passed out in a failed attempt to remove the dead Elvis impersonator.



Attempting to improve her education, Lita tries to spell "E.P.T."



X-Pac's triumphant return to the WWE.



Molly: Now let's find out who you really are!



The exact moment King's head exploded.



The exact moment JR's head exploded.


Flair (To self): The humiliation. From heavyweight champ to this... (Out Loud): Thank you sir, may I have another?



The secret was out...Canadians have super powers!



The Exact Moment Loos Cannon's Head exploded.



The referee looked on in horror at two more victims claimed. Could anyone stand up to Sean O'Haire?




Benoit: And to this day, you can still hear him at WWE events..."I'm not telling you anything...You don't already know..."

Flair (tapping): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?



Darth Helmsley calls upon the Dark Side to eliminate the competition

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Benoit was furious to find that his title belt was replaced by a milk chocolate replica.
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In a feeble attempt to boost ratings, WWE writers had Triple H and Shawn Michaels end their storied rivalry with a "Cool Guy" handshake. The only question was, who was Joey and who was Chandler?



How you doin'?



PIVOT!



Finally confident with her in-ring skills once more, Lita attempts a snap suplex.



Tomko: Just...don't...look...down...

Trish: Eew, Tyson. Aren't we a little old for wet willies?



The writers grew tired of S.H.I.T., but were certain that Rosey's new S.C.A.T. gimmick would go over well.



Lita: Baby...baby...pirate.

*checks box*

Pirates are wild! I'm pregnant!



With her usual impeccable timing, Stacy tries to emulate Kane's over-the-rope ring entrance.



Molly: Which one's the bicuspid again?

Stacy: Rm wrmf ffr vrvn rfn nrr.



Unbenknownst to Ric Flair, Triple H had secretly worn a set of Edge's ring attire beneath his suit that evening. In the confusion of the main event, he pulled the old "switcheroo" and...well...



Lips Manlis, you're under arrest for owning and operating a gambling establishment!



In a sudden heel turn, Benoit mocks those viewers suffering from throat cancer. But due to his lack of talent on the mic, he lapses into an old Denis Leary bit.

Benoit (into voicebox): Got any spare change?
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HBK: Shake my hand.
HHH: Nah....I stopped shaking hands with people who's palms are covered in white stuff ages ago!

Kane: I'll shake your hand.
HBK: Huh?
Kane: I like the white stuff!
HBK: It's not milk...

Kane: Don't deny me my milk again!
HBK: It's......a........bandage!


Tomko: Wait....You're Matt Hardy!
Matt: ummm...obviously.
Tomko: Can I be a mattitude disciple?
Matt: Let's leave the fighting to the women and go talk about it.
Tomko: Won't they miss us in the ring?
Matt: Trust me. When you've been buried as much as I have, you'll know!
Tomko: Veeeee-oooonnnnnnnnnaaaaahhhh!
Matt: Don't do that!

Lita: Thanks for covering for me there.
Trish: No problem. The guys in the back said you'd probably botch standing, so they'd already warned me to be ready.
Lita: There's guys in the back? Cool!
Trish: frickin airhead

Trish*thinking*: How can Lita botch a leg sweep so badly that she kicked me in the head?
Tomko*thinking*: I love Matt Hardy I hope he makes me his love-bitch!


Worst time ever for unexpected diarrhoea.

Hurricane made it to cover in time before Rosie's trousers burst at the seams.

La Resistance take one for the roster in a bid to keep Rosie's trousers from exploding backstage again.


Lita: Why do I have to pretend to have peed on this stick?
Cameraman: Just say your lines!
Lita: Dammit! The Botchmeister strikes again!


Triple H looked on with some joy when he realised Eugene hadn't been buried yet. Pretty much the same expression a fisherman gets when a beautiful fish jumps off his hook in sight of the boat.
HHH: Oh well, one to bury later.


Stacy: Quick Molly, my repertoire is exhausted. Call the rest of the match!


Molly: You've got one measly move, and you get on RAW!
Stacy: ooowww. nod by fauld! dince libes me!


Gail: Thanks for the match, Stacy.
Stacy: No probs.
Gail: I love doing this move, but I can't on any of the other Diva's because they've all got implants.
Stacy: Emm...whatever.
Gail: It's great wrestling someone with no tits!
Stacy:


Mike: What's this move called?
Orton: The Spinebreaker!

Mike: What's this one called?
Benoit: The flying head-butt!

Mike: What's this one called?
Orton: RKO recovery from the Walls of Jericho.

Mike: What's this one called.
Flair: Here it's called a blowjob. Backstage it's called a main-event push!


Flair: Who loves ya baby?
Jericho: You do, Ric, you do.


Worst. Spear. Ever.


Mike: Ric. We're sicking of telling you. Stop Flashing At The Chicks!


Orton freaked out when Benoit ripped off his boot and started sucking his toes.
JR: BAHGAWD! ORTON IS TAPPING TO THE TONGUE-TAP-OUT! SHARPSHOOTER! SHARPSHOOTER!
King: He's licking his foot. Calm down. Perfectly normal behaviour.


Benoit celebrating making Orton tap by wiping all the extra saliva from those hard to reach places.
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Although the crowd looks quite fake, the new Smackdown vs. Raw video game was incredibly lifelike.


Orton had to follow the creed that Evolution has followed since their formation: Hold down all talented wrestlers, no matter what the cost.


Flair always enjoyed cuddling after a night of passion.


The WWE went a bit too far this time with Orton's new vampire gimmick.


Benoit: Get your hand off Flair, or i'll break your fucking neck!
Ref: Flair, listen to the man! He killed Orton's 'little legend' after he tried that.


Even after being shot 10 times by James Bond, the evil Russian communist villain would take everyone else to the grave with him by detonating the bomb.


Benoit: You mean David Arquette had this belt?
*shoves a knife deep inside his throat*
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HHH: So same time next year?


Worst powerbomb ever


JR: BAHGAWD PEOPLE'S ELBOW SONOFABITCH


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Flair: Wait, you're not a flight attendant...
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There was something ironic about a former dentist killing a guy with halitosis.


Unfortunately, someone had given Goldberg Matt's picture when telling him how Bradshaw looked like.


Lita botches an entire six months worth of storylines by giving birth (feet first no less) before she's revealed to be pregnant.


La Resistance knew their careers had hit rock bottom when even SHIT was pooping on them.

OR

Rosie was quite disturbed when he discovered the source of his constipation.


Hurricane was never quite the same again after his encounter with Doc Oc and Norman Oswell.


"I don't get it... how can these itty bitty things provide protection for wetness?"


Triple H's smile disappeared when he found out it wasn't really Eugene hugging him but rather Rhyno in a clever disguise.


The first ever Rocky Horror Picture Show Match was a resounding success.


Somehow, when these guys did it, it wasn't as sexy as when...


...these gals did it...


You'd be gasping in pain too if Edge did the Chicken Dance in front of you too.


I know Orton needs some help to keep from botching stuff, but using the mothership to enhance the RKO? That's just unfair.


Tragedy struck when Flair Tony Danza'ed Benoit.


Benoit: "And this is for whoring on your daughter's singing success!!"
Flair: "I'm... not... *choke* Hogan!!"


Orton was just this close to winning the first ever Grab the Giant Red Horse Cock First Match...
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Lita botches production of her new line of PET products.
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Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.
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After just seeing the final of 25,000th HBK/HHH match, the WWE has informed Benoit he will have that many matches with HHH, all for the title. And Chris will lose every single one of them.
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Lita: Lets see - Means no baby. + means baby. = means hand.
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The Hunter/Michaels feud looked like it had finally come to an end, but nooooo, Shawn just HAD to call Trips a homo.
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