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[QUOTE=trnbuckle]Yep, even though it was a recap show, they still had photos, so if you want to caption, go right ahead:
http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/01.jpg Wolverine suddenly wonders why his adamantium claws aren't working. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/02.jpg Jericho would not appreciate finding out it was not a cop, but HBK, and it was not a gun, but... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/03.jpg "Okay, I'm not Wolverine. Maybe I'm Spider-Man." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/04.jpg Jericho tried his hardest, but couldn't pull the street Pizza formerly known as Shawn Michaels off the canvas. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/05.jpg Ref: Why can't I find someone that devoted to me? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/06.jpg The embarrassment. First she was compared to trash, now she was expected to put some over.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/07.jpg Angered at the decision, Victoria tries to save Trish by pulling her out of the Trash can's way...(Lame one, I know...) http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/09.jpg Moments later, Victoria and Richards reliased the horrible truth...Flair had gotten ahold of Rhyno's crazy glue... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/10.jpg King tries to hide his "Interest" while an oblivious Coach recalls how he injured his arm carrying HHH's ego... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/11.jpg Thinking Rob used his new finishing maneuver--The Van Tokinator--And made bongs out of both his opponent AND the ladder. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/12.jpg ...Though he would later come to regret where he put the openings... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/13.jpg CHRISTIAN: You bit my ARM OFF! That is SO not cool! Rob: Dude, chill! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/14.jpg "Glass ceiling? I don't see a..." *WHACK!* http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/15.jpg "So you see, Goldberg, the longterm rammifications of this process are..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/16.jpg Goldberg vowed to return wrestling to it's naked roots. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/17.jpg "We are not offended by our nudity, we just refuse to look upon a lesser body..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/18.jpg "My My, bill. have you been working out?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/19.jpg Goldberg enjoyed the Rock's own "enhancements." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/20.jpg What? There's someone behind me? What? 50 feet tall? What? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/21.jpg Contrary to his badass image, Steve Austin surrendered to the cops when their snipers turned on the spots... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg "Stone Cold's got one last request...Could you wind my watch?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/23.jpg The crowd booed. It was unfair of Shane to sneak attack Kane while he was trying to sound out ÄMBULANCE." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/24.jpg "Wow. My hair's a mess." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/25.jpg "And now, the team of Kane and Shane McMahon will attempt the first ever...Running 69..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg Rock couldn't believe that Hurricanés "hurrivision" really HAD burned a hole through his crotch... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/27.jpg "Hunter! That wasn't funny having me declared dead in Cleveland!" "That's what you get for telling Vince I've decided to job to Goldberg after all..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/28.jpg That night, they both acheived greatness. Hunter proved that he would fight anyone for his title, and Ric Flair proved that he was able to sleep standing up... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/29.jpg Flair, however, wasn't fond of playtime, and would NOT play Pattycake with Hunter. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/30.jpg Flair had to be punished for suggesting HHH defend his title against someone born in the same century as him. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/31.jpg Rock's Heel turn was complete when he performed his newest song, "If you like Freedom, t hank a Frenchman..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/32.jpg When booker found out he'd be carrying Steiner in this match, he didn't think it would be so literally. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/33.jpg Stone Cold liked Rocky's song so much that he decided to sing an a capella version. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/34.jpg As a result, he left the ring in haste, flipping off whoever threw the beer cans at his head... |
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The fans in the upper deck, upon reading spoilers that Chris Jericho would get a meaningful push, spontaneously combusted. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/02.jpg Before the show HAYES: Hey, Vince! I have another great idea! That slidey-pose taunt worked for Shawn Michaels...it HAS to work for Chris Jericho. VINCE: I don't know, Michael. HAYES: Everyone else thinks it's a good idea. VINCE: Okay, let's do it! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/03.jpg HBK showed once again why he's the best in the business by springing to the top rope and hitting a Seven-Star Frogsplash. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/04.jpg Taking a cue from Brock Lesnar on last week's SmackDown (and, of course, mastering time travel since this took place nine months before last week's SmackDown), Jericho managed to trick Triple H into putting on the referee mask and stepping into the quicksand. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/05.jpg Backstage STEINER: Hey, if one of those guys spun around and slammed the other one down, that'd be like a suplex, right? TEST: I think you may have just learned your move. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/06.jpg Not quite what the fans had in mind when they yelled "Show us your cans!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/07.jpg VICTORIA: See, A-Train? THIS is how you do a giant swing! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/08.jpg The ref would have to hurry. Trish and Victoria gave him a wonderful limbo opportunity, but they wouldn't be able to hold it for long. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/09.jpg Steven Richards would always remember this as the night when Victoria finally said those five words he'd longed to hear: "Let's do it standing up." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/10.jpg Stacy's "BOOB" t-shirt was a not-so-subtle hint as to what she wants for Christmas. Ironically, it's what the King wants, too. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/11.jpg Christian Sawyer and Huckleberry Jericho tried to get a closer look at their funeral from the rafters...until part of them broke loose. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/12.jpg RVD worked the graveyard shift as a mid-carder delivery man. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/13.jpg RVD: Dude, if your belt's up there, what's keeping your pants up? CHRISTIAN: They're tights! Like yours! RVD: Nuh-uh! I have suspenders holding mine up! CHRISTIAN: How high are you? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/14.jpg RVD: So this is what it's like to be elevated. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/15.jpg ROCK: Who made your jacket, Bill? BILL: Huh duh. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/16.jpg Bill always got angry when people made fun of his monosyllabicity (yeah, I made up a word! What's it to ya?) http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/17.jpg Ah, Christmas morning at WWE Headquarters. The Rock loved it. Goldberg trying to unwrap his presents, Kane setting stuff on fire. In fact, if he sniffed hard enough, he could smell RVD lighting up a "yule log." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/18.jpg Rock hated when it was his turn to burp Goldberg. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/19.jpg ROCK: Bill, did you eat all your broccoli? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/20.jpg WWE's storytelling was showing. Maybe the fans might have bought that a drunken redneck had wandered into the arena...but with his own TitanTron video? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/21.jpg Watching at home LOOPYDATE: Please let Kane set off his pyro... Please let Kane set off his pyro... Please let Kane set off his pyro... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg AUSTIN: That's funny. My watch stopped. Somebody help me out here. It's still 1998, right? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/23.jpg SHANE: It'll only take a minute. KANE: I don't wanna! SHANE: It'll just be a little prick, then it'll all be over. KANE: I DON'T WANNA SHOT! SHANE: Well then you leave me no choice, mister! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/24.jpg SHANE: You can hold my hand if you want... No squeeOW! No squeezing, Kane. I mean iOW! OW! KANE: I TOLE YOU I DIDN'T WANNA SHOT! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/25.jpg Kane and Shane, through interpretive dance, try to suggest that Vince "Get the F Back In." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg HURRICANE: I told you that Flair put your trunks in the freezer! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/27.jpg FLAIR: No! Takes a long break and dances around like a maniac. FLAIR: Whoo! It's you! Whoo! More strutting. FLAIR: Who is... Long pause. FLAIR: A HOMO! Whooooo! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/28.jpg HHH: Ric, you know your rack is almost as nice as Stephanie's? RIC: Yeah, I know. HHH: Yeah, that's...wait, what? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/29.jpg HHH: No, you're a homo! RIC: The moment's passed, Hunter. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/30.jpg Once more, the WWE camera crew takes the picture too early. This may look like the set-up to the Pedigree, but what you don't see is Flair reversing it into a Samurai Driver. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/31.jpg ROCK: Layin'...the smack down. And...um...pie... Jesus, I need to do this more often. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/32.jpg STEINER: Hey, Austin! Check out my ass! AUSTIN: Learn how to wrestle, you 'roided-up freak! STEINER: What? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/33.jpg Steve always got emotional when he sang "My Heart Will Go On." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/34.jpg You can't read the back of Steve's shirt. It may look like his normal "F*ck fear, drink beer" shirt, but the one he's wearing actually says "F*ck fear, leave beer in the ring, while backing away and flipping off what's left of your fan base, knowing full well that this gimmick won't hold and you'll be back WAAAAAAY before Wrestlemania." |
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Ok, so I didnt do the smackdown 1's, but i'll do these ones.
http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/01.jpg Y2J had to stand there and wonder how HBK could do that and not split his pants. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/02.jpg sorry, but this needs a gay joke Y2J: Come On Michaels, Take me right up the ass http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/03.jpg HBK tried to hide his emotions when he realised that his pants finally gave way. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/04.jpg With HBK's pants split, Y2J had to look away http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/05.jpg HBK: Chris, thank you for not laughing at my pants. Y2J: :roll: http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/06.jpg Trish found the perfect place to put her Oscar The Grouch hat http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/07.jpg Victoria: Hey, an Oscar The Grouch hat. I want one. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/08.jpg Victoria squirmed when she realised she was getting peed on http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/09.jpg Victoria: Stevie, you might not wanna touch that leg Steven: Why not? Victoria: Dont Worry :lol: http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/10.jpg Stacy was wondering if she could get an ass like Coach's http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/11.jpg The only thing that was carrying this match was the ladder http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/12.jpg With his vision blocked, RVD didnt know where to find the nearest drug dealer http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/13.jpg RVD: Hey, dude, you have a third nipple http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/14.jpg RVD: HEY MA, GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/15.jpg Goldberg didnt know what to do after he found out he had to job to The Gobbledy Gooker http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/16.jpg Goldberg couldnt take it anymore. The pressure inside finally gave... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/17.jpg ...Unfortunately, The Rock was on then wrong end http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/18.jpg Goldberg wasnt finished yet. The Rock could deffinately smell what Goldberg had been cookin' http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/19.jpg Goldberg was so close to that giant ice cream, he could taste it http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/20.jpg Sign: "Stone Cold Drank All My Beer" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/21.jpg He started sobering up when he realised he had two hands http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg Stone Colds new gimmick: the guy with the Go-Go-Gadget Wrist Phone http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/23.jpg Trish foolishly left her hat in the middle of the entranceway, only to have Shane O'Mac trip over it http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/24.jpg Shane: Hey, this ass cream really does get rid of acne http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/25.jpg It was burping time for Shane, but Kane held him the wrong way up. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg Rock: Dammit, GET OFF MY FOOT!! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/27.jpg Ric: Trips look out, you've got a 'RAW Moment' logo on you. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/28.jpg Ric was dumbfounded when he noticed Trips hadn't got the logo off yet. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/29.jpg Trips: Hey Goldberg, you're really gettin out of shape. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/30.jpg Nick Patrick wanted his own pair of HHH tights. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/31.jpg The Rock wasnt impressed with his Bagpipe Backup http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/32.jpg Steiner tried gettin the lid off his cookie jar http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/33.jpg Stone Colds version of "Come All Ye Faithful" was a big hit http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/34.jpg Austin tells the crowd how many matchs he won this year |
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HBK was such a trooper: even when his pants ripped at the crotch, he knew that the show must indeed go on. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/02.jpg HBK: "Well, Chris, I'm impressed... but there's still no way in hell that I'm dancing to the Humpty Dance." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/03.jpg The full moon was out, and suddenly 19,000 fans became frightfully aware of Shawn's lycanthropy. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/04.jpg Surrepitously, a bold fan decides to give the ref a noogie. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/05.jpg As HBK and Y2J congratulated each other on the best match of the year, the ref was rather miffed that no one appreciated his C3PO impersonation. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/06.jpg Trish calls in a tag from her old ally: Oscar the Grouch! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/07.jpg Sadly, Oscar was of no use after he was speared into the turnbuckle. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/08.jpg Trish tried furiously to shake Victoria off her foot, but to no avail. That woman had strong molars. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/09.jpg The whole audience retched as Steven Richards began to sing: "You can leave your hat on." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/10.jpg Coach: "To be or not to be. That is the question..." Stacy: "Ooooh. A man who can think. I like that. As opposed to..." King: "So, Stacy, you don't mind if I dial 9-1-1, do you? Ha ha!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/11.jpg Christian tried to vain to escape through the crowd via "Ladder Bridge", but RVD was there to stop him. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/12.jpg RVD: "Damn you! You told me marijuana was legal in Canada!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/13.jpg RVD: "Hey, I don't care about the IC Title. Just give me back my nickel." Christian: "No. Muhahahaha!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/14.jpg RVD: "What the.... Godammit! I know I saw an IC title up here somewhere!' http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/15.jpg [offscreen]: "Now, Goldberg, since you're an obvious rip-off of Stone Cold Steve Austin, we've written into your contract that you must wrestle in embarassingly flamboyant shorts." Goldberg: "I... see." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/16.jpg The WWE front office started worrying about the marketability of Goldberg when he started having staring contests with ants. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/17.jpg The crowd always loved the Rock, no matter what he did: whether it was the People's Eyebrow, the Rock Concert, or --- in this case --- the People's Snot Bubble. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/18.jpg Rock: "No, no, Bill it's like this --- left foot in, right foot out, left foot in then you shake it all about." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/19.jpg Goldberg was such a clown. He could never resist making funny faces at the photographer. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/20.jpg "Steve, this is your conscience speaking. Whatever you do, don't to the co-GM angle. It's been done to death.... STEVE! Stop playing with that chain, dammit --- I'm talking to you!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/21.jpg But enough of this... let's go hang gliding! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg "God. Doesn't Rhyno ever get sick of this sh*t?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/23.jpg Kane: "Where... where did this ambulance come from?" Shane: "I... think it's haunted!" Kane: "Do you think we should check it out?" Shane: "You go first!" Kane: "AAAAAAAhHHHHHHHH!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/24.jpg Shane: "Wow. Ambulances have windows in the back? Who woulda thunk it?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/25.jpg As El Santo tries to think up of any caption that has no homosexual connotations, he implodes. Quite messily. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg In the spirit of Christmas, Rock does his impersonation of the Grinch. Hurricane is not impressed. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/27.jpg Ric: "C'mon, Hunter, are you going to help me get my Depends off the top of that cabinet or what?" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/28.jpg The ref couldn't help but stare. Those tights were so gay.... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/29.jpg HHH: "If you let me retain the title, Ric, I'll give you ... this whole vial of Viagra!" Ric: "Hmmmm...." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/30.jpg The ref realizes that he really shouldn't've had that prune juice before the match. (Note: Loopy's Samurai Driver caption owns!) http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/31.jpg Rock: "Look's like Raw's running a bit late tonight, so management's requested that I clear out the arena, pronto. And I know just the song. Ladies and gentlemen: Tiptoe Through the Tulips." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/32.jpg Booker: "For the last time, I am not giving you a piggyback ride!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/33.jpg SCSA: "Hey, Scott... dibs on next." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/34.jpg Minutes later, Stone Cold was fined $150 for littering. |
Kane Knight, Loopydate, you guys were awesome! :y: :y:
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D'oh! Apologies to mosh. I didn't see the Oscar the Grouch captions until I posted mine. :(
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thats kool El. funny captions btw
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Realizing Hunter's betrayal, HBK cried out in pain and agony as the glass ceiling closed down upon him. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/02.jpg Michaels: "Simon says do a leg stretch and touch your head with your left hand." Jericho: "Yes sir!" Michaels: "Wow, this holding wrestlers down thing is fun!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/03.jpg "The Ringwraith Kid," Smeagol Michaels was met with mixed reviews. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/04.jpg Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/05.jpg Ref: "Oh dammit, now we're gonna get a barrage of HGA jokes with this pic." OR Jericho got his revenge for the Simon Says bit later when he pasted a large "Convert Me" sign on Shawn's back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/06.jpg Trish knew Vince treated the women's division like it was trash. She just never thought he'd be so open about it. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/08.jpg Victoria pulled off the craziest counter ever, reacting to Trish's kick by stealing her shows. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/09.jpg Victoria was touched. Steven Richards had decided to make himself visible this time when he groped her! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/10.jpg (to sort of steal a caption from last week) King grinned as she fingered Stacy's ass, but Stacy just looked to the side, blushing, and took it. She was used to being screwed. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/11.jpg RVD: "Hey, if you put your head to the ladder, you can hear the ocean!" Christian: "I don't think it works quite like that..." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/12.jpg When drug control started cracking down, RVD resorted to hiding his stash in very unique places, such as up Christian's tights. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/13.jpg Moments later, Christian knocked RVD down and reached up for the belt. Much to his dismay, an invisible force field seemed to inhibit his reach. Both Rob and Christian stared on in horror as the belt started to retract upward and the haunting laughter of a certain World Champion started echoing throughout the arena. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/14.jpg RVD looked up with delight. The aliens had finally returned to take him back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/15.jpg Goldberg: "a..a... A... buh... buh.. B... suh... suh... shit." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/16.jpg The writers weren't so sure how the fans would react to a new uruk-hai wrestler, but what the hell. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/17.jpg Ahhhhhhhhh... the Rock could smell the ratings... ...plummeting... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/18.jpg Rock's dance lessons with Goldberg, as part of the Tutor-a-Mentor Program, weren't going to well. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/19.jpg Bill was understandably grossed out by the fact that the Rock had pecs on his chest AND his back. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/20.jpg Austin always a bit paranoid whenever he was being stalked by Giant Austin. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg It had taken a lot of sweat and tears, but Austin finally got his giant black licorice. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/23.jpg Kane didn't want to return to the medical profession, but that evil Shane kept pushing him forward and forward... http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/24.jpg Shane had to get the business to the hospital before everything perished--and fast! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/25.jpg Shane knew he should have practiced the victory roll more. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg The Rock reacts to news of Goldberg's new Santa movie. OR Rock: ........................ UH, OH! OR Rock: "Shanniqua wants my strudle????!!!!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/27.jpg Flair may have been assimilated, but that still didn't put a damper on his hyperactive spirits. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/28.jpg The ref still couldn't figure out how Hunter ever agreed to wear a corset for the match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/29.jpg Hunter (loudly): "Hey Ric! Job to me!" http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/30.jpg Today's job is brought to you by the letter H... or maybe it's K. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/32.jpg Steiner made out on his new gimmick: celebrity actress abuser. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/34.jpg After a long bout where both participants just stood there, the Hardcore Ladder Match between Pepsi and Diet Pepsi was declared a draw. |
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Scientist-As we see "exhibit 'A' We will just gall him "Goldberg." See how he tries to attract mates by sticking out his tongue http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg "Zordon, I'm in the ring now. They can't know I'm a ranger yet." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg Rock-"YOU SAW SHANIQUA'A STRUDEL?" Hurricane- "Yeah." Rock-"I thought it was just a myth" |
^ :rofl: I liked all the ones of Corkscrewed and Superslim :y: I gotta try this some time.
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The crowd ate up Jericho's impression of Michaels, but didn't quite know what to think with Michael's impression of Kane. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/04.jpg Someone accidentally airs the booking meeting for next few months on the titantron, which shows HHH say to Vince, "So did you talk to Jericho about him jobbing to every member of Evolution soon ." http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/10.jpg I know Stacy is sitting right next to him and all, but coudn't King at least of waited until commercial before doing that. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/14.jpg RVD just realized the audience wasn't there and that RAW had ended five hours ago. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg Austin's comeback also included firing arrows at the fans. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/24.jpg Shane just realized some of the the fans were getting in a little target practice on his head during the match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg Hurricane informs the Rock that it took him 58 licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/27.jpg Flair, "Next time you sign me up for a match, make sure it's not FOR the women's title okay." HHH, "Who are you." |
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Satan was pissed. How come God got the good seats, and he always had to sit in the back row? http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/02.jpg The demonic possession was complete. With HBK's mind controlling the younger Jericho's body, he could hold down a whole new generation of talent! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/03.jpg This ritual of possession was far from new. It's gone back through the ages, across millenia. Here is the first HBK, from the Precambrean Era. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/04.jpg Teddy Long, Steven Richards, and Chris Jericho entertain the crowd by doing their famous "catch the invisible bullet with your teeth" trick in the middle of the match. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/05.jpg They weren't sure if this was going to go over well, but if anyone could get the Ballroom Dancing Deathmatch Classic to work, it'd be these two. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/06.jpg Trish: Hey, look! I found Sean O'Haire's career! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/07.jpg Victoria and Trish try to play off of the blown spot, as the trash can had totally screwed up its 450. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/09.jpg Many fans were wondering why Richards had gotten noticably shorter; they just figured that when the spoilers said he gt "squashed" on HeAt, it was only meant figuratively. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/10.jpg Coach tried his best to tune out Lawler's annoying ventriloquist routine. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/11.jpg Christian and RVD deliver a crushing double-team move to eliminate the ladder from the 4-way animate/inanimate object battle royal. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/12.jpg Christian was thinking something completely different when Rob asked if he wanted to "get high." (God, that sucked) http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/13.jpg The Intercontinental Championship leveled its opponents with an awe-inspiring cross body. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/14.jpg This probably wasn't the best time for RVD to develop a fear of heights. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/15.jpg Bored with the Goldberg promo, the guy in the first row decides to take a few hits from his big green bong. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/16.jpg Goldberg knew that he'd need more exposure to the WWE fans to get over, but somehow he didn't think that having the camera crew film him taking a dump was the way to go about it. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/17.jpg The Rock was always a bit too proud of his farts. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/18.jpg Moments later, the Rock ripped Goldberg's spine clean out, taking the head with him as a trophy. "The People's Predator" was born! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/19.jpg Wait a minute....that's not Goldberg! That's GENE SIMMONS! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/20.jpg Steve was mightily impressed with how lifelike the Steve Austin Memorial Statue was. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/22.jpg Ever the paranoid germophobe, Austin always checked himself for a fever before flogging his opponent with his billy club. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/23.jpg Much like how getting beer splashed on him made Scott Hall revert to his alcohol abuse, this single spot led to the return of Isaac Yankem. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/24.jpg Shane was almost done with the finishing touches. This full-scale model ambulance was awesome! http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/25.jpg Kane and Shane were too busy fighting to notice that The Blob was taking over the arena. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/26.jpg The Hurricane finally gets his revenge on the dastardly Rock by hiding a mousetrap in his jock. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/27.jpg Flair: You know, our ring work goes kind of the way our DVDs do. HHH: How's that? Flair: Mine actually sells! Oh-ho-ho-ho......I just lost my push, didn't I? HHH: Ohhhhh, yeah. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/28.jpg Flair:....so that's what I'd look like if I were 20 years younger and lost all my talent. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/29.jpg Darth Helmsley counters the Figure 4 with the Sith Force Choke http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/30.jpg Ric Flair gets the decisive win with his own special version of the Vertebreaker. Shortly afterwards, I wake up. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/32.jpg Steiner was pretty impressed by how much weight Mark Henry had lost. http://raw.wwe.com/results/122203/images/34.jpg The legendary Texas Rattlesnake may be gone, but his legacy remained with his best students and proteges. A few weeks later, the Steveweisers won the World Tag Team Championships. |
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