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Nunzio: Say there, Sean? You want something from the snack bah while you're there.. Sean? Where'd he go? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Heyman: Too bad for you,NWA! You knew what was going to happen for getting that stoner! GORE GORE GORE!! Bubba: Hi Sean! O'Haire: (enter catch phrase here) http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg Even God will come out and tell Hardcore to his face that he sucks.. and Holly will still get pissy about it. Holly: I toll ya! He shounna be in da main event! Make me famous! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/14.jpg Kenzo: I gotya--Eww,what have they done with your hair?! Gunn: Usually people ask that,but with credibility instead...No,they don't.. *crying* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/18.jpg Angle: If anything could make me feel better,it's marshmellow leg! Thank you, Mr. StayPuft! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/20.jpg Luther: I didn't know that one wasn't marsh-- Angle: AAHHH! You know I could only afford one--ahh.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/24.jpg You know wrestled too long if you are O..L..D! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/33.jpg Taker: Hey,this was a gift from Godfather! Who took the gold off this?! |
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The storm, dubbed "Hurricane Hunter," seemed to go straight for the cruiserweights as it began its path of destruction... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/07.jpg "What's that, Ropey? Timmy's in the well?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/08.jpg Business was booming on the ol' Jobber Express. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/09.jpg Steve Austin made his return to wrestling as Stonacold-san, the beer drinking camo ninja. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Heyman had good news. D'von had a spastic colon, yeah, but Bubbah had just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg The Abominable Snowman was pissed. Where WAS the cream filling? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg Ohohoho...I think we both know where the cream filling went. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/13.jpg Jesse "The Body" Ventura makes his shocking return to wrestling. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/14.jpg ...FATALITY! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/16.jpg He lies, he cheats, he owns a giant robobird of death. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg Everyone just rolled their eyes as JBL called CNBC a homo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/27.jpg The ref told Undertaker to cut it out--now was no time to be sitting on the glass ceiling. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/28.jpg The writers were quickly reminded why they hadn't pushed interpretive dance before. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/31.jpg Damn that filet minot. Damn it to HELL. |
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Hurricane: I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE BACK! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/20.jpg Luther: ...and then Holly said, No I do have talent! Angle: hahaha |
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Members of the battle royal commit WWE Hari Cari: throwing themselves from the ring to avoid the dishonor of being buried even further. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/07.jpg Turns out someone had covered the 'buckle with cocaine... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/08.jpg Patrick: Damn, his head is on backwards! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/09.jpg Rey: You can't see me! Chavo: Yes I can, you're the dork in the stupid mask. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Heyman laughs sinisterly: he had just stolen the plans to make the world's first working TIE fighter. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg Gimme back the last five commandments, you bastard!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg Starburst: use responsibly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/13.jpg The ghost of Yokozuna strikes from beyond the grave. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/14.jpg Do <i>not</i> make fun of Yu-gi-oh in front of Kenzo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/16.jpg Eddie was pissed when he found out it wasn't stealing if the owner didn't want the thing in the first place. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg "And your little dog too!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/27.jpg The Undertaker marks his territory. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/28.jpg The new cameraman is apparently an ass fiend. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/31.jpg After the show Cena was fired for drawing a chalk outline around Taker. |
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Nunzio was never good at the splits, but that won't stop him from trying. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/06.jpg Funakie: Ohhhhh my head, is the Matt/Lita/Kane storyline over yet? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Heyman: So what your saying is we don't have to pay to get our own car park anymore!? Bub Rey: I wounder what it'll be like when we get payed for this "wrestleing" D-Von: Yep, I can't wait till pigs fly cause that's when Vince said it will happen. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg Billy Gunn needs to understand that his gimmick is makeing alot of people mad. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg Kenzo: He he, no one knows that I'm just another Hardcore Holly. :shifty: |
ENCORE!
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/01.jpg Damn that Nunzio and his random Scorpion Teleport Punch! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/15.jpg Space and time collapsed as Torrie met with an older version of herself.. or was that a younger Sable..? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/25.jpg Rene would have won if it weren't for him placing a forbidden move on RVD and doing it wrong too. All because of his old finger injury with Space Invaders in '72. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/30.jpg Forrest Cena saving the costar of the hit film 'Surburban Commando'. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/34.jpg Taker: Charlie Brown dancin' is harddd.. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg Kenzu: LiiiIITTTAAAaaa? ...You'rrre aaa slutttt...I thinkkkk..? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg The summary of the whole fued- JBL: You're Mexican.Go home! *crowd boos because of cheap heat and not real talent* Eddie: I'm actually a great all-around wrestler and worked longer to get where I am today. Not pushed fast based on my size. *crowd thunderous cheers* JBL: ....COUGHCOUGH heilhitler CoughCough. *crickets as crowd leaves* JBL: But I got ropes.. *still silent* And somewhere,Vince is loving this. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/06.jpg Funaki would agree - My captions this week suuucked! |
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Mordecai: Your talent is mine!......Thats funny I don't feel any different. |
An RVD interference:
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Damn! That's a crapload of pics! :D
http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/01.jpg Upon seeing what had happened, Nunzio went on the offensive, attacking the black sidebar in vengeance for taking out poor Spike. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/02.jpg Nunzio finds out that in the Cruiserweight world, being elevated above your fellow wrestlers ain't what it's made out to be. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/03.jpg Nunzio: "Swing time's over, Pauly. Time for your bath NOW!" London: "But I don't wanna...!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/04.jpg Over on RAW, Beniot watched in shock as someone else mastered the art of levitation. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/05.jpg Unfortunately for Scotty, Akio was still a bit green in the levitation department. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/06.jpg This week was Funaki's turn to accidentally lock his keys in his car. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/07.jpg Tension mounted as the staring contest between Jamie Noble and Jimmy the Flea reached its ninth hour. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/08.jpg Chavo needed to brush up on his Lieutenant Dan Carrying skills. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/09.jpg Try as he might, Rey could not convince Chavo of the huge weapons of mass destruction he had found. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Heyman: "So you do have blueprints? And I'll be expecting 400 new Golden Boxes to be manufactured by Sunday, right? Excellent!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg Mordecai punishes Holly for the Eighth Deadly Sin: Idiocy. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg Haku's disguise this time wasn't so deceiving... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/13.jpg Well, the ref HAD wanted to know if Kenzo smoked after sex... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/14.jpg Kenzo's new finisher, the Nutcracker. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/15.jpg A glimpse at the exciting auditions for the new WB show Sluttystar USA. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/16.jpg Eddie was already a great wrestler, but with a Transformer that turned from a lowrider to a hawk by his side, now he was unstoppable! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/17.jpg Part of the reason Lesnar failed to make it in the NFL: he thought field goals were thrown in. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/18.jpg Olympic gold medalist he may be, but Angle doesn't know jack about football. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/19.jpg Eddie didn't appreciate the "Kick Me" sign Angle stuck on his back. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/20.jpg Kurt: "WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Bring them back!!!" Luther: "I'm sorry! I didn't *mean* to tape over your Powerpuff Girl episodes!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/21.jpg When cheating didn't work, Eddie could always count on his giant invisible weighted burrito to do the trick and keep his opponent pinned. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/22.jpg Eddie simulates what the Clippers do every year in the NBA draft. OR Eddie demonstrates fan reaction to a Bradshaw match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg Al Gore really went too far when he called everyone who was NOT an extreme environmental activisti/terrorist a homo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/24.jpg Poor RVD was so far buried he needed to rely on his invisible periscope to see what was going on in the outside world. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/25.jpg Renee: "Mon dieu! So ZIS is where Zach Gowen's other leg has bien!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/26.jpg Hebner: "Oh no you don't! McMahon gave you strict orders not to pull Cena above the glass ceiling! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/27.jpg Akio's newfound levitation powers go haywire once again. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/28.jpg The WWE's new Bowling for Refs gimmick match was a great success. (that is such a great picture) OR Hebner sent a message to America's Next Action Star, unleashing a spinning crescent kick so amazing it LITERALLY took Taker's head off! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/29.jpg Cole: "Oh man, Cena's Forresting up! He's Forresting up!" Tazz: "What the hell are you blabbing about?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/30.jpg Cole: "See? Cena's gonna Lt. Dan Taker's ass!!!" Tazz: :wtf: OR http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/29.jpg http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/31.jpg Cena was puzzled and a bit distraught. His deodorant wasn't THAT ineffective was it? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/32.jpg Cena knew he shouldn't have given Kenzo Suzuki some of that Entwash. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/33.jpg After touching his butt one too many times, Taker had the corner ringpost sit chained up in the Time Out Corner. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/34.jpg Steven had Cena locked in his own Butterfly Effect until Taker ran in to make the save with a hard right to Richard's chest. |
Wow, Coldwaver and Critic, you two were on FIRE! So many hilarious captions that I'm too lazy to list them all (like ten of them). :y: :y:
Remind me to rep you when I can. That was seriously awesome! |
Hey Corky, The June Captions of the Month is coming up at the end of June, right?
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<font color=cyan>Okay, I’m not reading them before I do them, as always… But I missed SmackDown, thus, I don’t have any idea wtf is going on. Hell, I’ll just read the spoilers after this.
<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/01.jpg> Nunzio: Okay! Now Zack was missing a leg, and he got air time. Hell, he even got a match with Vince, so they MUST love an Italian guy with only one leg and one arm! OKAY! I know someone did this one a while back, and yes, I am stealing it. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/02.jpg> Nunzio does his “Vince McMahon watching a hoss” impersonation. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/03.jpg> Best Giant Swing Ever. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/04.jpg> The dimensional vortex from above sucks out all the cruiser weight talent from the ring. The bad news is we can’t reform 3 Count… But the good news is The Ultmio Dragon won’t be lonely. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/05.jpg> The SmackDown bookers sought out Rhyno’s help to ensure that there would always be talent in the ring. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/06.jpg> Funaki’s response to Lita telling him that he might be the father. Funaki: Oh god, don’t get me dragged into this… <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/07.jpg> When good gimmicks turn bad. “IT’S TIME! IT’S TIME! IT’S JAMIE TIME!” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/08.jpg> You know it’s sad when Vince has the cruisers steal moves from the women. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/09.jpg> Rey knew he was dead meat when the giant hand of God wanted a title shot. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg> Bubba: Uh-oh! D-Von: Uh-uh? Man, what’s wrong? Bubba: Nothing really, I kinda like the sensation. D-Von: Then why did you say “uh-oh?” Paul: D-Von, let’s leave before you find out… <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg> Holly: Why are we fighting? Mordecai: I don’t know… Last I knew I was going to feud with Eddie… Arn: Hey, <I>I Still Remember</I> that promo! Holly: :roll: <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg> Knowing what happened to Sean O’Haire, Kanyon, Tommy Dreamer, The Ultmio Dragon, Maven, Paul London, Orlando Jordan, and many other wresters that we no longer see on WWE television, Kenzo gets ready for his photo shoot for the milk cartoon photo. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/13.jpg> We all know a feud with Billy is going to kill Kenzo, but did Vince really need to suck out his soul also? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/14.jpg> Kenzo: So, Ric Flair told me that I need to do favors on you for push, yes? Billy: What, me? Are you sure? Kenzo: He said if I do this… Billy: :eek: :naughty: :drool: :D Yes! I am who you need to see about your push! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/15.jpg> Torrie was quite taken aback… When did Shannon Moore get taller than her? |
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<img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/16.jpg> And somewhere out there some pimp is standing on the corner, wondering where the hell his ride is. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/17.jpg> You know Luther can’t really carry a match when Kurt himself starts the YMCA on the outside of the ring. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/18.jpg> Kurt’s reaction to finding out he might be the father of Lita’s baby. Kurt: YES! IT STILL WORKS! IT’S TRUE! IT’S DAMN TRUE!!! <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/19.jpg> Alas, the man who steals has had his cream filling stolen. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/20.jpg> Luther: WHAT! You wanted me to stay, and get hit? You were going to drop your leg on my neck and I should have taken it like a man? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/21.jpg> Eddie becomes SmackDown’s naptime enforcer. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/22.jpg> Eddie’s reaction to finding out he might be the father of Lita’s baby. Believe me, if you were a top star and you found that out, you’d hang yourself also. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg> “For the last time, I am NOT a nazi, and if you keep talking like that I’ll tell the fuehrer!” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/24.jpg> Hey Rob? Where are the ratings going? <img src=ttp://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/26.jpg> Even The Undertaker thought it was an odd time for the ref to layeth the smack down with the People’s Elbow. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/27.jpg> JR: BAH GAWD! STEVEN RICHARDS IS GOING TO LITERALLY BREAK THE UNDERTAKER IN HALF WITH THAT BBQ POWER BOMB!!! Tazz: Get off my show. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/29.jpg> Due to budget cuts Cena had to pretend to drink beer after beating someone up. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/30.jpg> Due to the fact that he’s not in the best shape of his life and he’s getting a receding hair line Cena had to carry The Undertaker. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/31.jpg> This would be the last SmackDown in a long time where Cena eats Mexican food right before his match. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/32.jpg> Now what a pal Cena is! The Undertaker needs another guy’s perspective to see if he really is going bald! <Img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/33.jpg> “Oh crap… not only is the gold box unguarded, but someone left the lock by the ring… Vince is gonna be maaaaaaad!” <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/34.jpg> After this night The Undertaker was no longer allowed to attempt a cross body. <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/24.jpg> Rob proves to the world that he can’t be the father of Lita’s baby. After all, what has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? <img src=http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg> D-Von was not amused with Paul’s new ringtone. Bubba: But come on D-Von! It’s the song that never ends! Damn, some of these pics just sucked.... |
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Nunzio knew what would happen if you did not stay in the back. Unfortunately, he was going in the wrong direction. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/02.jpg Nunzio was taking this tight-rope business a little too seriously. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/03.jpg Funaki's imitation of Eugene. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/04.jpg This was not what he meant when he said he wanted to get over. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/05.jpg The search for Paul Bearer continues. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/06.jpg Funaki was disoriented. Why did he put his head behind Chavo's ass? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/07.jpg Noble stared at the fly. It stared back. Unkown to both of them, a huge fly-swatter was coming right down. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/08.jpg Guy on the back: Squawk! Squawk! I'm a chicken! Ref: :wtf: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/09.jpg Al-Qaeda's beheading madness had finally reached WWE, as a masked man seeked his target. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Heyman had the plans to build the Ortonbot 6000 in his hand. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg It was time for Holly to go to heaven, but his fans told God instead to f*** off. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg I am not going to tell you anything you don't already know... http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/13.jpg Some powdery cocaine found its way into the ring. Billy Gunn: Dam that Jeff! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/14.jpg Gunn: Did you see the new Pokemon series! Sooooo stupid! The writers must be crazy, haha... Kenzo: Grrrrrrr... Gunn: Oops? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/15.jpg Sable and Torrie plot to sabotage the Diva Search and get Vince to themselves. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/16.jpg I didn't expect Eddie to steal Batman's new car. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/17.jpg Luther is a pervert. How else do you explain the fact that he held on to Eddie's nuts for 5 min? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/18.jpg Angle: GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/19.jpg Eddie: Shit! I shouldn't have backed England to win! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/20.jpg Luther: Then I met Bob Holly, and he gave me some tips on how to get over! Angle: :lol: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/21.jpg Eddie: HA, Brock! You are going to lie down to Latino Heat again, senor! Luther: ? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/22.jpg Eddie: Mae? Is that you? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg Bradshaw does his best impression of Donald Trump. Bradshaw: "YOURRRRRRR FIREDDDDDDDD!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/24.jpg RVD: I am R- what was that letter again? Dupree: V! RVD: I am R-V- Shit, what is it? *tries again* RVD: I am Rob Van - Damn it, I give up. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/25.jpg Rene! My Ferrero Rocher! Stuck in his ass! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/26.jpg Undertaker stared at the referee as he delivered a rendition of I Believe I can Fly. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/27.jpg Undertaker: I can feel it! I can feel the glass ceiling - *head bumps into it* Undertaker: Ouch. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/28.jpg Worst. Gore. Ever. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/29.jpg Cena: I did it! I defeated the Undertaker! *sees Undertaker get up* Cena: Oh no... not again? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/30.jpg Can I take this old man home, mommy? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/31.jpg Cena's fart was clearly invincible. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/32.jpg Masked terrorist: Be prepared to die, American... Cena: Word Life! This is basic Thugnomatics! Terrorist: :?: http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/33.jpg Undertaker: Dam it cameraman, you don't need to shove that camera up my ass everytime I come to this turnbuckle, do you? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/34.jpg Trips was certainly having a lot of fun with his Invisibility Cloak. |
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Nunzio can't even whip an invisable horse into shape. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/04.jpg Shannon Moore: Show me a power! *He flings Shannon with one finger* http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Paul Heyman: Wow, Julias Caesar's Tribute party is gonna love this poster of him and his wife. Bubba, can you get Caesar's tribute on the phone please? *Bubba dials number and hands it to Heyman. Paul Heyman: Haha he's gonna love this...haha....oh...Hi Caesar's......what? PIZZA PIZZA??!?!?! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/11.jpg Hardcore Holly: I Have to leave Mr. White, I apologize deeply, but they need me over at Willa Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Mordecai: Here, take this boxer brief. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg WA-CHA-CHA WHOO CHOO WHEE CHEE CHEE CHOW CHOW CHOO MECHOO CHOO WEE! Tazz: My God, Cole, He's bahking like a dawg. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/15.jpg Sable: I smell like FISH! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg JBL: That is the Mexican, he is Eddie, I'm gonna lock him between the ropes and it will bring me upbringing hopes, I'm gonna strangle his neck and peck him like a car wreck. Then I'll beat him like a petting zoo, only hoping there is no poo, then I'll whack him in the head with a shell, and drag him all the way to Taco Bell for a Burrito and a coke, haha, you can't mess with that ya stupid Toke! Yo Quiro Taco Bell! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/29.jpg I am John smirking revenge! |
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mmmm...come here boy...mmmm....let me fuck you up the ass. |
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Once again, Eddie proved himself quite the thief - Ladies and gentlemen - The ZZTopmobile!!! |
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"Dammit Holly. When I say you shall not pass, you DON'T! FUCKING! PASS!!!" |
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Venue Owner: What the hell did he do to the Zamboni?!?!?! |
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http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/07.jpg Everyone agreed Rhyno went too far when he stuck Noble to the ceiling. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/16.jpg Eddie: Does Polly want a cracker? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/20.jpg Angle: OWIE! My QUAD! Luther: Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you Mr. Nash--I mean Angle. or Luther felt absolutely awful about accidentally giving Kurt some 'Kevin Nash Kool-Aid' before the match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg D-Von: Paul! What's wrong? Heyman: What do you mean you don't have my order of twinkies?!? I'll get them Monday!?! Bubba: Mmmmmm, twinkies! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/13.jpg Kenzo lets one rip. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/32.jpg Undertaker: Grrrrrrrrrr! Cena: I know you are choking me but i can't help but enjoy feeling your velvety hair! Undertaker: Grrrrrrrrrr??? http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/28.jpg Undertaker punishes Brian Hebner for botching breakdancing. or Cena watches in shock as Undertaker digs in and steals Hebner's soul. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/17.jpg Luster felt violated when Angle performs a prostate exam right in the middle of the match. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg I know this is gay but here it goes. Kenzo: "I did it, for The Rock." |
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Nunzio has to get out of the shot fast. If he or any of the other cruiserweights, gets to much screen time, Vince whips them. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/02.jpg Although a bit unorthodox, Nunzio's method of testing the ropes is definately the most effective. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/03.jpg Nunzio attempts to pull Paul London out of a falling career. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/04.jpg Scotty 2 Hotty severely oversells the punch. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/05.jpg His business done, Upside-Down Man makes a quick escape. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/06.jpg Vince: "Give that boy a raise. He knows his role in the company." http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/07.jpg Jamie Noble finally notices the change from the WWF to WWE logo. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/08.jpg Chavo was shocked when he realized he now has a small man for a head. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/09.jpg Rey: "I'm crushing you! Crush, crush!" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/10.jpg Paul orders Chinese food. Bubba likes Chinese food. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/12.jpg I can't do anything. This picture makes fun of itself. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/13.jpg In the most amazing fast-count ever seen, the high speed causes the ref's arm to burst into flames. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/14.jpg "What do you mean my gimmick is a decade too late?" http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/15.jpg Torrie is confronted by her evil clone. Disaster is inevitable. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/16.jpg Unfortunatly for Eddie, the giant game of Scrabble in the backround stole all the attention. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/17.jpg Suddenly it's revealed that Luther is simply a robot controlled by Kurt Angle's movements. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/19.jpg Eddie's head on Benoit's body? The future is now! http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/20.jpg Luther's comment strikes a nerve with Kurt. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/22.jpg Eddie re-enacts the Bossman v. Undertaker HIAC match, amazingly portraying both parts simultaneously. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/23.jpg Bradshaw puts an illegal choke hold on Eddie. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/25.jpg A furry bowling ball rushes in to make the save. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/26.jpg Ref: Taker, just come down. You're way past your prime. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/28.jpg The headless man takes yet another victim. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/31.jpg Cena begins his new "Mr. Sandman" gimmick. http://smackdown.wwe.com/results/062404/images/33.jpg "The urn turned into a chain again? Damn you Godfather!" |
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