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Old 06-25-2004, 12:23 AM   #1
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:07 AM   #2
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Nunzio: Say there, Sean? You want something from the snack bah while you're there.. Sean? Where'd he go?


Heyman: Too bad for you,NWA! You knew what was going to happen for getting that stoner! GORE GORE GORE!!

Bubba: Hi Sean!

O'Haire: (enter catch phrase here)


Even God will come out and tell Hardcore to his face that he sucks.. and Holly will still get pissy about it.

Holly: I toll ya! He shounna be in da main event! Make me famous!


Kenzo: I gotya--Eww,what have they done with your hair?!

Gunn: Usually people ask that,but with credibility instead...No,they don't.. *crying*


Angle: If anything could make me feel better,it's marshmellow leg! Thank you, Mr. StayPuft!


Luther: I didn't know that one wasn't marsh--

Angle: AAHHH! You know I could only afford one--ahh..


You know wrestled too long if you are O..L..D!


Taker: Hey,this was a gift from Godfather! Who took the gold off this?!
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:27 AM   #3
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The storm, dubbed "Hurricane Hunter," seemed to go straight for the cruiserweights as it began its path of destruction...


"What's that, Ropey? Timmy's in the well?"


Business was booming on the ol' Jobber Express.


Steve Austin made his return to wrestling as Stonacold-san, the beer drinking camo ninja.


Heyman had good news. D'von had a spastic colon, yeah, but Bubbah had just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.


The Abominable Snowman was pissed. Where WAS the cream filling?


Ohohoho...I think we both know where the cream filling went.


Jesse "The Body" Ventura makes his shocking return to wrestling.


...FATALITY!


He lies, he cheats, he owns a giant robobird of death.


Everyone just rolled their eyes as JBL called CNBC a homo.


The ref told Undertaker to cut it out--now was no time to be sitting on the glass ceiling.


The writers were quickly reminded why they hadn't pushed interpretive dance before.


Damn that filet minot. Damn it to HELL.
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:36 AM   #4
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Hurricane: I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE BACK!

Luther: ...and then Holly said, No I do have talent!
Angle: hahaha
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Members of the battle royal commit WWE Hari Cari: throwing themselves from the ring to avoid the dishonor of being buried even further.


Turns out someone had covered the 'buckle with cocaine...


Patrick: Damn, his head is on backwards!


Rey: You can't see me!
Chavo: Yes I can, you're the dork in the stupid mask.


Heyman laughs sinisterly: he had just stolen the plans to make the world's first working TIE fighter.


Gimme back the last five commandments, you bastard!!!


Starburst: use responsibly.


The ghost of Yokozuna strikes from beyond the grave.


Do not make fun of Yu-gi-oh in front of Kenzo.


Eddie was pissed when he found out it wasn't stealing if the owner didn't want the thing in the first place.


"And your little dog too!"


The Undertaker marks his territory.


The new cameraman is apparently an ass fiend.


After the show Cena was fired for drawing a chalk outline around Taker.
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:49 AM   #6
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Nunzio was never good at the splits, but that won't stop him from trying.


Funakie: Ohhhhh my head, is the Matt/Lita/Kane storyline over yet?


Heyman: So what your saying is we don't have to pay to get our own car park anymore!?

Bub Rey: I wounder what it'll be like when we get payed for this "wrestleing"

D-Von: Yep, I can't wait till pigs fly cause that's when Vince said it will happen.


Billy Gunn needs to understand that his gimmick is makeing alot of people mad.


Kenzo: He he, no one knows that I'm just another Hardcore Holly.
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ENCORE!


Damn that Nunzio and his random Scorpion Teleport Punch!


Space and time collapsed as Torrie met with an older version of herself.. or was that a younger Sable..?


Rene would have won if it weren't for him placing a forbidden move on RVD and doing it wrong too. All because of his old finger injury with Space Invaders in '72.


Forrest Cena saving the costar of the hit film 'Surburban Commando'.


Taker: Charlie Brown dancin' is harddd..


Kenzu: LiiiIITTTAAAaaa? ...You'rrre aaa slutttt...I thinkkkk..?


The summary of the whole fued-

JBL: You're Mexican.Go home!
*crowd boos because of cheap heat and not real talent*
Eddie: I'm actually a great all-around wrestler and worked longer to get where I am today. Not pushed fast based on my size.
*crowd thunderous cheers*
JBL: ....COUGHCOUGH heilhitler CoughCough.
*crickets as crowd leaves*
JBL: But I got ropes..
*still silent*

And somewhere,Vince is loving this.


Funaki would agree - My captions this week suuucked!
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Mordecai: Your talent is mine!......Thats funny I don't feel any different.
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Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
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Old 06-25-2004, 03:21 AM   #10
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Damn! That's a crapload of pics!


Upon seeing what had happened, Nunzio went on the offensive, attacking the black sidebar in vengeance for taking out poor Spike.


Nunzio finds out that in the Cruiserweight world, being elevated above your fellow wrestlers ain't what it's made out to be.


Nunzio: "Swing time's over, Pauly. Time for your bath NOW!"
London: "But I don't wanna...!"


Over on RAW, Beniot watched in shock as someone else mastered the art of levitation.


Unfortunately for Scotty, Akio was still a bit green in the levitation department.


This week was Funaki's turn to accidentally lock his keys in his car.


Tension mounted as the staring contest between Jamie Noble and Jimmy the Flea reached its ninth hour.


Chavo needed to brush up on his Lieutenant Dan Carrying skills.


Try as he might, Rey could not convince Chavo of the huge weapons of mass destruction he had found.


Heyman: "So you do have blueprints? And I'll be expecting 400 new Golden Boxes to be manufactured by Sunday, right? Excellent!"


Mordecai punishes Holly for the Eighth Deadly Sin: Idiocy.


Haku's disguise this time wasn't so deceiving...


Well, the ref HAD wanted to know if Kenzo smoked after sex...


Kenzo's new finisher, the Nutcracker.


A glimpse at the exciting auditions for the new WB show Sluttystar USA.


Eddie was already a great wrestler, but with a Transformer that turned from a lowrider to a hawk by his side, now he was unstoppable!


Part of the reason Lesnar failed to make it in the NFL: he thought field goals were thrown in.


Olympic gold medalist he may be, but Angle doesn't know jack about football.


Eddie didn't appreciate the "Kick Me" sign Angle stuck on his back.


Kurt: "WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Bring them back!!!"
Luther: "I'm sorry! I didn't *mean* to tape over your Powerpuff Girl episodes!"


When cheating didn't work, Eddie could always count on his giant invisible weighted burrito to do the trick and keep his opponent pinned.


Eddie simulates what the Clippers do every year in the NBA draft.

OR

Eddie demonstrates fan reaction to a Bradshaw match.


Al Gore really went too far when he called everyone who was NOT an extreme environmental activisti/terrorist a homo.


Poor RVD was so far buried he needed to rely on his invisible periscope to see what was going on in the outside world.


Renee: "Mon dieu! So ZIS is where Zach Gowen's other leg has bien!"


Hebner: "Oh no you don't! McMahon gave you strict orders not to pull Cena above the glass ceiling!


Akio's newfound levitation powers go haywire once again.


The WWE's new Bowling for Refs gimmick match was a great success.
(that is such a great picture)

OR

Hebner sent a message to America's Next Action Star, unleashing a spinning crescent kick so amazing it LITERALLY took Taker's head off!


Cole: "Oh man, Cena's Forresting up! He's Forresting up!"
Tazz: "What the hell are you blabbing about?"


Cole: "See? Cena's gonna Lt. Dan Taker's ass!!!"
Tazz:

OR



Cena was puzzled and a bit distraught. His deodorant wasn't THAT ineffective was it?


Cena knew he shouldn't have given Kenzo Suzuki some of that Entwash.


After touching his butt one too many times, Taker had the corner ringpost sit chained up in the Time Out Corner.


Steven had Cena locked in his own Butterfly Effect until Taker ran in to make the save with a hard right to Richard's chest.
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Old 06-25-2004, 03:30 AM   #11
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Wow, Coldwaver and Critic, you two were on FIRE! So many hilarious captions that I'm too lazy to list them all (like ten of them).

Remind me to rep you when I can. That was seriously awesome!
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Old 06-25-2004, 03:32 AM   #12
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Hey Corky, The June Captions of the Month is coming up at the end of June, right?
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Okay, I’m not reading them before I do them, as always… But I missed SmackDown, thus, I don’t have any idea wtf is going on. Hell, I’ll just read the spoilers after this.


Nunzio: Okay! Now Zack was missing a leg, and he got air time. Hell, he even got a match with Vince, so they MUST love an Italian guy with only one leg and one arm!

OKAY! I know someone did this one a while back, and yes, I am stealing it.

Nunzio does his “Vince McMahon watching a hoss” impersonation.


Best Giant Swing Ever.


The dimensional vortex from above sucks out all the cruiser weight talent from the ring. The bad news is we can’t reform 3 Count… But the good news is The Ultmio Dragon won’t be lonely.


The SmackDown bookers sought out Rhyno’s help to ensure that there would always be talent in the ring.


Funaki’s response to Lita telling him that he might be the father.
Funaki: Oh god, don’t get me dragged into this…


When good gimmicks turn bad.
“IT’S TIME! IT’S TIME! IT’S JAMIE TIME!”


You know it’s sad when Vince has the cruisers steal moves from the women.


Rey knew he was dead meat when the giant hand of God wanted a title shot.


Bubba: Uh-oh!
D-Von: Uh-uh? Man, what’s wrong?
Bubba: Nothing really, I kinda like the sensation.
D-Von: Then why did you say “uh-oh?”
Paul: D-Von, let’s leave before you find out…


Holly: Why are we fighting?
Mordecai: I don’t know… Last I knew I was going to feud with Eddie…
Arn: Hey, I Still Remember that promo!
Holly:


Knowing what happened to Sean O’Haire, Kanyon, Tommy Dreamer, The Ultmio Dragon, Maven, Paul London, Orlando Jordan, and many other wresters that we no longer see on WWE television, Kenzo gets ready for his photo shoot for the milk cartoon photo.


We all know a feud with Billy is going to kill Kenzo, but did Vince really need to suck out his soul also?


Kenzo: So, Ric Flair told me that I need to do favors on you for push, yes?
Billy: What, me? Are you sure?
Kenzo: He said if I do this…
Billy: Yes! I am who you need to see about your push!


Torrie was quite taken aback… When did Shannon Moore get taller than her?
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And somewhere out there some pimp is standing on the corner, wondering where the hell his ride is.


You know Luther can’t really carry a match when Kurt himself starts the YMCA on the outside of the ring.


Kurt’s reaction to finding out he might be the father of Lita’s baby.
Kurt: YES! IT STILL WORKS! IT’S TRUE! IT’S DAMN TRUE!!!


Alas, the man who steals has had his cream filling stolen.


Luther: WHAT! You wanted me to stay, and get hit? You were going to drop your leg on my neck and I should have taken it like a man?


Eddie becomes SmackDown’s naptime enforcer.


Eddie’s reaction to finding out he might be the father of Lita’s baby. Believe me, if you were a top star and you found that out, you’d hang yourself also.


“For the last time, I am NOT a nazi, and if you keep talking like that I’ll tell the fuehrer!”


Hey Rob? Where are the ratings going?


Even The Undertaker thought it was an odd time for the ref to layeth the smack down with the People’s Elbow.


JR: BAH GAWD! STEVEN RICHARDS IS GOING TO LITERALLY BREAK THE UNDERTAKER IN HALF WITH THAT BBQ POWER BOMB!!!
Tazz: Get off my show.


Due to budget cuts Cena had to pretend to drink beer after beating someone up.


Due to the fact that he’s not in the best shape of his life and he’s getting a receding hair line Cena had to carry The Undertaker.


This would be the last SmackDown in a long time where Cena eats Mexican food right before his match.


Now what a pal Cena is! The Undertaker needs another guy’s perspective to see if he really is going bald!


“Oh crap… not only is the gold box unguarded, but someone left the lock by the ring… Vince is gonna be maaaaaaad!”


After this night The Undertaker was no longer allowed to attempt a cross body.


Rob proves to the world that he can’t be the father of Lita’s baby. After all, what has two thumbs and likes blowjobs?


D-Von was not amused with Paul’s new ringtone.
Bubba: But come on D-Von! It’s the song that never ends!



Damn, some of these pics just sucked....
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Nunzio knew what would happen if you did not stay in the back. Unfortunately, he was going in the wrong direction.

Nunzio was taking this tight-rope business a little too seriously.

Funaki's imitation of Eugene.

This was not what he meant when he said he wanted to get over.

The search for Paul Bearer continues.

Funaki was disoriented. Why did he put his head behind Chavo's ass?

Noble stared at the fly. It stared back. Unkown to both of them, a huge fly-swatter was coming right down.

Guy on the back: Squawk! Squawk! I'm a chicken!
Ref:

Al-Qaeda's beheading madness had finally reached WWE, as a masked man seeked his target.

Heyman had the plans to build the Ortonbot 6000 in his hand.

It was time for Holly to go to heaven, but his fans told God instead to f*** off.

I am not going to tell you anything you don't already know...

Some powdery cocaine found its way into the ring.
Billy Gunn: Dam that Jeff!

Gunn: Did you see the new Pokemon series! Sooooo stupid! The writers must be crazy, haha...
Kenzo: Grrrrrrr...
Gunn: Oops?

Sable and Torrie plot to sabotage the Diva Search and get Vince to themselves.

I didn't expect Eddie to steal Batman's new car.

Luther is a pervert. How else do you explain the fact that he held on to Eddie's nuts for 5 min?

Angle: GOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

Eddie: Shit! I shouldn't have backed England to win!

Luther: Then I met Bob Holly, and he gave me some tips on how to get over!
Angle:

Eddie: HA, Brock! You are going to lie down to Latino Heat again, senor!
Luther: ?

Eddie: Mae? Is that you?

Bradshaw does his best impression of Donald Trump.
Bradshaw: "YOURRRRRRR FIREDDDDDDDD!"

RVD: I am R- what was that letter again?
Dupree: V!
RVD: I am R-V- Shit, what is it?

*tries again*

RVD: I am Rob Van - Damn it, I give up.

Rene! My Ferrero Rocher! Stuck in his ass! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Undertaker stared at the referee as he delivered a rendition of I Believe I can Fly.

Undertaker: I can feel it! I can feel the glass ceiling -

*head bumps into it*

Undertaker: Ouch.

Worst. Gore. Ever.

Cena: I did it! I defeated the Undertaker!

*sees Undertaker get up*

Cena: Oh no... not again?

Can I take this old man home, mommy?

Cena's fart was clearly invincible.

Masked terrorist: Be prepared to die, American...
Cena: Word Life! This is basic Thugnomatics!
Terrorist:

Undertaker: Dam it cameraman, you don't need to shove that camera up my ass everytime I come to this turnbuckle, do you?

Trips was certainly having a lot of fun with his Invisibility Cloak.
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Nunzio can't even whip an invisable horse into shape.



Shannon Moore: Show me a power!
*He flings Shannon with one finger*



Paul Heyman: Wow, Julias Caesar's Tribute party is gonna love this poster of him and his wife. Bubba, can you get Caesar's tribute on the phone please?
*Bubba dials number and hands it to Heyman.
Paul Heyman: Haha he's gonna love this...haha....oh...Hi Caesar's......what? PIZZA PIZZA??!?!?!



Hardcore Holly: I Have to leave Mr. White, I apologize deeply, but they need me over at Willa Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Mordecai: Here, take this boxer brief.



WA-CHA-CHA WHOO CHOO WHEE CHEE CHEE CHOW CHOW CHOO MECHOO CHOO WEE!
Tazz: My God, Cole, He's bahking like a dawg.



Sable: I smell like FISH!



JBL: That is the Mexican, he is Eddie, I'm gonna lock him between the ropes and it will bring me upbringing hopes, I'm gonna strangle his neck and peck him like a car wreck. Then I'll beat him like a petting zoo, only hoping there is no poo, then I'll whack him in the head with a shell, and drag him all the way to Taco Bell for a Burrito and a coke, haha, you can't mess with that ya stupid Toke! Yo Quiro Taco Bell!



I am John smirking revenge!
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Old 06-25-2004, 10:28 AM   #17
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Old 06-25-2004, 10:36 AM   #18
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Once again, Eddie proved himself quite the thief - Ladies and gentlemen - The ZZTopmobile!!!
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Old 06-25-2004, 10:47 AM   #19
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Old 06-25-2004, 01:06 PM   #20
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Old 06-26-2004, 01:36 AM   #22
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Being the rebel as always Cena refused to be like the ref and Undertaker by not following the instructions on the sign behind them.
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Being the rebel as always Cena refused to be like the ref and Undertaker by not following the instructions on the sign behind them.
...actually, Cena was just the only one smart enough to realize that the sign didn't say "Simon Says."
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Old 06-26-2004, 01:59 AM   #25
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Everyone agreed Rhyno went too far when he stuck Noble to the ceiling.


Eddie: Does Polly want a cracker?


Angle: OWIE! My QUAD!
Luther: Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you Mr. Nash--I mean Angle.
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Luther felt absolutely awful about accidentally giving Kurt some 'Kevin Nash Kool-Aid' before the match.


D-Von: Paul! What's wrong?
Heyman: What do you mean you don't have my order of twinkies?!? I'll get them Monday!?!
Bubba: Mmmmmm, twinkies!


Kenzo lets one rip.


Undertaker: Grrrrrrrrrr!
Cena: I know you are choking me but i can't help but enjoy feeling your velvety hair!
Undertaker: Grrrrrrrrrr???


Undertaker punishes Brian Hebner for botching breakdancing.
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Cena watches in shock as Undertaker digs in and steals Hebner's soul.


Luster felt violated when Angle performs a prostate exam right in the middle of the match.


I know this is gay but here it goes.
Kenzo: "I did it, for The Rock."
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Hi everyone, this is my first time doing this stuff so sorry if they suck.


Everyone agreed Rhyno went too far when he stuck Noble to the ceiling.


Angle: OWIE! My QUAD!
Luther: Sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you Mr. Nash--I mean Angle.


D-Von: Paul! What's wrong?
Heyman: What do you mean you don't have my order of twinkies?!? I'll get them Monday!?!
Bubba: Mmmmmm, twinkies!


I know this is gay but here it goes.
Kenzo: "I did it, for The Rock."
Keep up the good work
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Nunzio has to get out of the shot fast. If he or any of the other cruiserweights, gets to much screen time, Vince whips them.


Although a bit unorthodox, Nunzio's method of testing the ropes is definately the most effective.


Nunzio attempts to pull Paul London out of a falling career.


Scotty 2 Hotty severely oversells the punch.


His business done, Upside-Down Man makes a quick escape.


Vince: "Give that boy a raise. He knows his role in the company."


Jamie Noble finally notices the change from the WWF to WWE logo.


Chavo was shocked when he realized he now has a small man for a head.


Rey: "I'm crushing you! Crush, crush!"


Paul orders Chinese food. Bubba likes Chinese food.


I can't do anything. This picture makes fun of itself.


In the most amazing fast-count ever seen, the high speed causes the ref's arm to burst into flames.


"What do you mean my gimmick is a decade too late?"


Torrie is confronted by her evil clone. Disaster is inevitable.


Unfortunatly for Eddie, the giant game of Scrabble in the backround stole all the attention.


Suddenly it's revealed that Luther is simply a robot controlled by Kurt Angle's movements.


Eddie's head on Benoit's body? The future is now!


Luther's comment strikes a nerve with Kurt.


Eddie re-enacts the Bossman v. Undertaker HIAC match, amazingly portraying both parts simultaneously.


Bradshaw puts an illegal choke hold on Eddie.


A furry bowling ball rushes in to make the save.


Ref: Taker, just come down. You're way past your prime.


The headless man takes yet another victim.


Cena begins his new "Mr. Sandman" gimmick.


"The urn turned into a chain again? Damn you Godfather!"
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