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We'll get the obvious one out of the way.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/42.jpg Paul Bearer reacts to news of Bradshaw's. And the other obvious one. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/42.jpg When they found out about Bradshaw's victory, thousands of fat, ugly internet geeks like this one decided to kill themselves. |
Have to bring back one of my old ones with this.
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lol at the title.
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Some great stuff :D
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Apparently, Paul Bearer is not a big fan of oatmeal http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg It's raining men! Alleluyeah its'... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/34.jpg Too bad wrestling is "fake" |
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Eddie: "Oh crap..the Jedi's are really going to feel this one" |
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Renee's Riverdance routine was so amazing it swept RVD right off his feet. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg RVD was well on his way to an amazing split-legged moonsault until the glass ceiling gave him the most violent crotching in WWE history. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg When fellow WWE wrestlers got wind of Bradshaw's impending victory, their brains spontaneously combusted from the lack of logic. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg There was something quite disturbing about ripping a person's heart out as you fucked him. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Booker's horrendous Running Man routine was enough to knock his remaining two opponents out. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg The new NAACP version of Forrest Gump was received with mild praise. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Faced with an impending pinfall, Booker knew there was only one way to possibly escape losing: Rub Cena's hair. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Despite having a banner sticking out the side of his head, Cena was still man enough to interact with the fans before seeking medical attention. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Shocked that Brock Lesnar had returned to the WWE, the referee spasmed out of existence. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/10.jpg Test (at home): "Sonofabitch!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg Tired of Rey stealing all the attention with his superhero masks, Chavo decides to websling himself over the crowd and out of the arena. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Rey Mysterio: yet another victim of Kevin Kool-Aid. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg As Chavo worked feverishly to remove the Rhyno-tampered boots, Rey Mysterio couldn't help but wonder what referee Charles Robinson had eaten to allow him to shine light out of his ass. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Moments after this picture is taken, Chavo is once again sent to the Time Out Chair for botching the Brock Lock. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg In the Escher moment of the night, Rey was able to lay on the far side of the ring apron and grab the near top rope while touching the far left ring turnbuckle with his feet. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg That's Rey for ya... always holding the Cruiserweight down. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/17.jpg Rey: "So THIS is where the cream filling has been!!! I'm gonna ta-- ewwwww!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Rey was well aware Vince treated the CW division like dogs, but when he started doing it literally, that was the last straw. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Torrie: "Oooh, Funaki, are you checking out my ass? Teehee!" Funaki: "Yeah, I figure that's where your acting skills come from..." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Even though he was in the middle of a match, Billy Gunn couldn't resist calling for a martini--shaken, not stirred. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg Kenzo smiles as he watches the effects after Billy eats some of his "Special Candy." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg In the Loose Cannon Markout Moment of the Night, moments after this shot was taken, Billy Gunn unleashed a vicious RKO to pick up the victory. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Torrie does what she usually does when she has to wrestle or act well: choke. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg Charles Robinson found Sable's new Self Love Enforcer gimmick strangely arousing. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/25.jpg You know Torrie's getting a little vain when she uses a ref's head as an arm rest in the middle of a match. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/26.jpg Sable was crushed when she found out Lita had fucked Kane before her. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/27.jpg Knowing this would take a while, the ref decided to take a nap until Sable actually got Torrie's shoulders pinned before starting the three count. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/28.jpg Torrie was rather upset when she finally figured out a quarterback wasn't change. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/29.jpg Billy: "Hey, c'mon! *punch* Can't ya just lemme *punch* pass? *punch* Pleeeeeeease??? *twack*" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/30.jpg When Billy has a wardrobe malfunction, Mordecai the Elevating Censor steps in the make the save... in one direction at least. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/31.jpg "Thank goodness I'm not a WWE champion before a Bull Rope Match right now!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/32.jpg Fans were horrified as Bradshaw began carrying out his extermination plan "of all inferior peoples, one person at a time." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/33.jpg Fans were shocked when Eddie kidnaped Rapunzel and dragged her around the ring. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/34.jpg Bradshaw found out the hard way why you don't swallow Stephanie's cream filling. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/35.jpg The WWE Genetics Lab outdoes itself again when it fuses Bradshaw to a two-tailed monkey version of Eddie Guerrero. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/36.jpg With one powerful thrust, Eddie Guerrero smacks Bradshaw's head off of his neck. 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lol at the Torrie/Funaki one
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Too..Many..Pics! Oh well,this should be fun.
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Even Nash with a mask on is still Nash. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/28.jpg Torrie: I'll learn how to act..you'll see! ... Now look at my boobs! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/51.jpg Bearer: Sucks for you! If only you knew what I'm doing in this cage.. I drank alotta Kool-Aid! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/31.jpg Mordecai: Thank you,clitoris. OR Mordecai: Pull my finger,Sean. O'Haire: I'm not telling you any- Mordecai: I didn't ask for a psalm! Pull it! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/49.jpg ..When suddenly Taker got an idea: Random Finger Puppets! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/39.jpg WWE decided to forgive Bradshaw for his recent mistakes and give him the title. Too bad he celebrated with screaming "White Power!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/22.jpg CLASSIC CAPTION REVISITED- JR: UNPRETTIER! or The battle of the two heavyweights that couldn't wrestle worth a damn! Who will win and will it really matter!? Only on PPV!!! ..ROCK!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg You'd be hiding too if you knew that you're next fued was with JBL. |
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RVD: Screw this Frenchman! I'm going to TNA! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/50.jpg Taker: Howdya work this here TITY machine?! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Torrie: Hey guys! Wanna be with a REAL woman? Spike: Sure. Know where we can find her? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/24.jpg Meanwhile, the ref is still hoping that Taker can work the machine. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg Rey can only take so much of Chavo asking if he knows Spiderman. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/38.jpg "Hi,I'm WWE Superstar Eddie Guerrero. If you have recently jobbed a title to a uber-pushed jackass with barely a talent,call this number that will appear on the screen. Operators are standing by.. oh, a caller by the name 'Heribo' is it?" |
Given I never watched the GAB because I suspected it might be crap, then these captions may be;
1. Crapper than the GAB 2. Contain a recurring theme Be warned....... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Ref: Don't do the dance. Rene: Eet ees de French Teeckler. Ref: No. That's the name of my wifes vibrator. Rene: I know. Ref: What? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg When RVD's split legged moonsault resulted in a torn crotch garment, the homo in the red shirt couldn't help but leap to his feet in joy. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Booker cutting a promo usually results in wrestlers sleeping backstage, but this one was just too boring. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg While Rene shagged Rob, the ref gave Booker T a handjob. Meanwhile Cena was 'choking on T's nuts'. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg Worst time to break into a rendition of 'Night Fever' ever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg After Booker T fell asleep during his own promo, John was kind enough to help him to the back. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Sadly, Booker T is heavier than he looks and John dropped him. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/11.jpg That WWE and their wacky laws of gravity! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/12.jpg Rey faking an injury so as to distance himself from the worst PPV ever. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/13.jpg Chavo trying to look impressive failed miserably as the ref did one-handed pushups in the ring. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Chavo trying to explain to Charles Robinson how you manage to fit a cruiserweight into a shoebox. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/15.jpg 619? That's not the number for pizz*THUD*. Chavo tumbles, still trying to decide on the mushrooms. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/16.jpg Chavo: Can you see it now? Rey: no. Chavo: What about now? Rey: There's no pizza coming, dude. Chavo: What was all that 619 shit? Rey: It's a move. Chavo: But I want pizza:( http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg WWE Creative didn't believe that Rey looked strange enough with a mask on, so they gave him the CW title to wear as a collar. Next week sees the introduction of the gimp chain. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Was this worth the $2 of your $35 PPV? Torrie Wilson in a bikini? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Kenzo: Does anyone give a shit who wins this match? Billy*Trying to raise hand.....gives up*: Nope. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg Torrie: That's the bastard that airbrushed my playboy photos! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/28.jpg Torrie *thinking*: I bet nobody knows I'm actually Goldbird! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/29.jpg Holly: Does anyone give a shit who wins this match? Mordecai*Trying to raise hand.....gives up*: Nope. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/33.jpg Eddie once again gets landed with the job of dragging dead weight around the arena. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/37.jpg Angle: You are the worst main-eventer since Bob Holly! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/38.jpg Eddie: Me? Angle: No. That idiot with the belt! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/39.jpg I KILLED SMACKDOWN! I KILLED SMACKDOWN! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/41.jpg Heyman: Honestly, I paid by cheque! Now pour the cement please! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/47.jpg The reason D'von cuts his sleeves off is because his full T shirt reads: D'Von: AVAILABLE to suck BALLS http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/49.jpg Undertaker shows the crowd his new gimmick: AIR GUITAR! |
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Eh... Inspiration sucks for these. :-\
http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/01.jpg Rene was disappointed. His curtsey just wasn't the same without the skirt. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg The boys appreciated Booker T's "special" brownies which he guaranteed would get them going. Unfortunately he forgot to mention the Ex-lax box was where he read the guarantee. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg The fans were not impressed when Booker stopped mid-match to scratch his ass. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Cena: Hey Book, scratch my back. Booker: Right here? Cena: A little lower. Booker: Man, any lower and I'll be scratching your ... Freak! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/07.jpg Zach Gowen makes a surprise return to the WWE... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/14.jpg Chavo didn't think it would be THIS hard to help Rey figure out how to do a cartwheel. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/18.jpg Rey wasn't too impressed. The new WWE headbands were obviously made to fit one size...too bad so few people had a head the size of Hunter... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/33.jpg Eddie singing- I'm a cowboy, yes I am. (rep for reference :p ) http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/34.jpg Eddie: Told you I could ride that bull. Ref: pssst...Eddie that's not a bull, it's JBL. Eddie: What do you mean it's not a bull? If it charges like a bull and it's full of bullshit...then it's gotta be a bull. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/42.jpg Paul couldn't figure out why someone hadn't tossed him a vine to save him from the quicksand...that's the way it always worked in cartoons. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/50.jpg I wonder what this lever does... oh shit. *whistles as he walks away* http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/51.jpg Where the hell is Tarzan?! |
<font color=cyan>YES! I was able to pull one off for every pic! Didn’t read the others, sorry if I reused someone’s joke.
<img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/01.jpg> Yes Renee, dance! Dance away! Celebrate the fact that WWF Superstars is back on TV! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/02.jpg> That was a lot more impressive when Vader did it. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/03.jpg> These guys just saw the ratings for The GAB. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/04.jpg> How did Cena pin RVD so easily? He just told RVD that his arm was a bong. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/05.jpg> And Booker T notices that only four fans are still awake. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/06.jpg> Much like myself, Booker T fell asleep in mid match. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/07.jpg> Zach Gowen made a surprising return to the WWE by pinning Booker T. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/08.jpg> And Cena leaves with his US heavyweight title… now let’s read his mind… <I>*now if that ending wasn’t predictable as hell!*</I> <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/09.jpg> Luther doesn’t quite understand the whole concept of the “leg-drop.” <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/10.jpg> Nor did he understand the “head-lock.” <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/11.jpg> Who cares what’s going on between Chavo and Rey? The ref is about to hit Steven Richards with the RKO!!! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/12.jpg> Rey’s artistic representation of the backstage attitude toward the GAB. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/13.jpg> Chavo: One week you’re Spider Man, and the next week you’re the Silver Surfer! Who are you? <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/14.jpg> Chavo: Brock taught me this one when I told him I surfed the internet! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/15.jpg> Rey: <I>*SMACK*</I>OUCH! Who the hell knocked the glass ceiling on its side? <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/16.jpg> Chavo: Hey Chico! It’s time you you feel the Razor’s Edge! Rey: The sad thing is Scott Hall is more Hispanic than you. Chavo: :'( <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/17.jpg> Lita taught Rey how to do a school boy roll up. <Img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/18.jpg> God: Okay, the best part of the PPV is over, I’m leaving. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/19.jpg> Jamie’s plan worked! Give Rhyno’s hand lotion to Torrie and Funaki and Jamie can get all the ass shots he wants! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/20.jpg> The sad thing is this is the best Billy has looked in his life. |
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<img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/21.jpg> Billy: :rofl:!!!! Kenzo: But I won’t be buried! Billy: :rofl: :rofl:!!!! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/22.jpg> Worst RKO Ever <font size=1>when in doubt, make fun of Randy Orton</font size> <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/23.jpg> And after this match the 12-15 male demographic audience stopped watching. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/24.jpg> And in this round of “What’s a worse disgrace” there are two choices 1. The American Flag being worn as clothing 2. This match. If you guessed one or two, you’re right! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/25.jpg> I wonder where the ref’s hand is… :shifty: <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/26.jpg> Not really a caption, but am I the only one to think that Torrie looking like a freaking cocker spaniel? <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/27.jpg> We all know that Sable’s wrestling skills are sub-par, but are they that bad where she only needs to put one shoulder on the mat for a pin? <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/28.jpg> Don’t make fun of Torrie in this pic, okay? You would have a contact high also if you just came out of RVD’s dressing room. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/29.jpg> Holly: You’re the reason why The Messiah won’t be able to break into mainstream wrestling! Mordi: Mess-whuzza? Holly: He was in XPW… Mordi: Ex pee doublewhat? <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/30.jpg> Holly knew that Vince was up to something when he said Holly was going to get “elevated.” <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/31.jpg> JR: BAH GAWD! THING LITTERALLY RIPPED OFF MORDICHI’S WRIST WITH THAT TOP WRIST LOCK FROM HELL BBQSAUCENOSELLJOHNCENAWITHTHEROCKBOTTOMSTONECOLDSALUTE! Tazz: Get the hell off my show! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/32.jpg> JBL: FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A NAZI! THE FUEHRER WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THAT! <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/33.jpg> Believe me, if you were carrying JBL for two months you’d be about ready to hang yourself also. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/34.jpg> The red cross feels awfully silly for giving JBL a second chance at his job with the blood bank. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/35.jpg> And at this very moment history was made with professional wrestling… Okay, not really. I was just trying to delude myself into thinking that this PPV was above “In Your House” quality. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/37.jpg> And if you get the GAB dvd you’ll get a feature that everyone is looking forward to. Kurt Angle’s apology on behalf of the WWE. <img src=http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/thegreatamericanbash/images/36.jpg> Eddie had to end this match, and he had to end it quicky. His spastic colon was acting up again. |
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Charles Robinson ...in the process of saving Mysterio from the rather large bug that had crawled on his back |
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"And now we return to The Young And The Restless" Rene: Girl I wanna make you sweat! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Rene: Heempa! Medic! Booker-T: I'm a medic! *Revives RVD* RVD: Danke Sir! John Cena: Need a medic! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/09.jpg Micheal Cole: Modified Bulldog by Haas. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/19.jpg Jamie Noble: (Visioning Torrie as 400 pounds at the moment) Whoa big fella...easy...easy... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/20.jpg Why does Kenzo Suzuki act like a deer in a headlights while applying pressure holds? http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/31.jpg "C-A-L-L-A-T-T" MORE LATER BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH |
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With much greater talent like John Cena and Eddie Guerrero on Smackdown, wrestling fans are left to wonder why HHH used the invisible crucifix on Renee Dupree. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/02.jpg Renee: Rob, you are supposed to do the frog splash from the top rope to the mat! Fucking stoner. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/03.jpg Cena's sneeze was enough to knock all three men senseless. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/04.jpg Brian Hebner wears a Ronald Reagan mask in honor of his recent passing. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/05.jpg After Booker chokeslammed his opponents, he had nothing left to do but chokeslam himself. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/06.jpg Eddie definitely needs to give Booker a lesson on how to lift a wallet. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/08.jpg Ref: *talking on loudspeaker, with hands on hips* MWA HA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA! Cena: Wait a minute, Booker wasn't going for my wallet. He stole my mojo! *Ref puts pinky on his lips* Those weren't very good, hopefully I can do better ones tomorrow. |
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too...much...cream...filling |
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Sweet, i'm WWE champion, but it's a guaran-dam-teed shame this belt loses all credibility just because i'm touching it |
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<s>For some unexpected reason Hulk Hogan came out to the ring. knowing that this would take awhile UGH NEVERMIND</s> |
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Championship Belt: 250 dollars
Bull rope for bull rope match: 10 dollars Watching Bradshaw win the title and thus making Eddie's title run look like shit: Priceless |
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Oh god you make me watch all of GAB then kill me you are heartless! |
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"Hold on! You mean Vince actually IS letting a Nazi win a title that I used to hold???" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/38.jpg Bradshaw winning the WWE title was so bad, Eddie went back to drugs. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/39.jpg Alex Wright (on the Titantron): "Dammit! If only I'd come on board when WCW was bought, I could be WWE champion!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/40.jpg Van Helsing didn't appreciate Mr. Hyde's jeering. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/41.jpg Leave it to Heyman to take entertainment to the next level by attempting to consume a whole cement truckload of cream filling. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/42.jpg Offscreen: "But Paul! The oatmeal will help lower your cholesterol!" Bearer: "LOWER cholesterol? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/43.jpg It occurred to Heyman that maybe he needed some glasses when he went to smack Bubba in the cheek and missed. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/44.jpg Leave it to the Undertaker to hold TWO men down. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/45.jpg Taker: "You mean I could have just been a NAZI instead of a stupid cowboy and I'd be WWE champ by now???" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/46.jpg In the comedic segment of the night, Taker shows off his backwards ventriloquist abilities by unveiling Bubba, the Talking Dummy. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/47.jpg Taker: "Not that I mind this, ya know, but wrong cream filling." http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/48.jpg Indeed, there was nothing more patriotic than having KISS run in and destroy the Dudleys' credibility even more by pinning them and winning the WWE Tag Titles. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/49.jpg Undertaker simulates the flash of an idea O.J. Simpson had the night he went to Nicole's house ten years ago... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/50.jpg "Okay, so this is the lever I pull to officially bury the credibility of the WWE Title, right?" http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/51.jpg At this moment, Paul was starting to regret coming on Fear Factor. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/52.jpg The highlight of the night was the unveiling of the world's largest marshmellow. |
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Shoulda stayed in the back... http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/23.jpg And suddenly it occurred to her: Lita had slept with more men than Torrie had!!! http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/51.jpg Many fans agreed that the Quaker Oats Chowdown was probably the second best segment of the night, after the Mysterio/Chavo match of course. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/21.jpg Kenzo was in serious trouble until a random Detroit Red Wing skated by and fired a devastating slapshot at Billy's stomach. http://repository.wwe.com/galleries/.../images/33.jpg After Eddie lost the title and reverted back to alcholism, the writers took the hint and had him unveil his new gimmick: Ed "The Extra-Long Garden Snake" Guerroberts. :-\ |
Credit 91 for the idea.
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Just like a baby at the bottom of a trash-can, Paul must eat his way to freedom |
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<font color=cyan><b>Belty:</b><font size=5>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
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<font color=cyan><i>*and now a moment of silence for the credibility of Belty... it shall be missed... :wavesad:* |
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John Cena "That's some good shit man" |
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