Alright Vince Listen Up
 

1. Dammit Vince let the WWE take a 2 -4 week hiatus. Enough of the band-aids. You know you are desperate when you let a female wrestler carry a pregnancy on air and plan on even going full term till wrestlemania.

2. SERIOUSLY regroup and review your storylines, angles and roster. No one cares who kissed Trish behind the appletree after school or who read Kane's diary that he put under his canopy bed. Did you say you hired writers or retards????

3. Stop having those uselss contests. No one cares about your reality shows. You will never garner the ratings of Tyra's Model Search or Survivor. Forget it.
Keep this in the back of your mind Vince "Jack of all trades, master of none."
Stick to the business at hand WRESTLING.

4. Expand the women's division beyond Gail Kim, Vicky, Trish, Lita, Molly and Jazz. If not just get rid of it once and for all and put these divas and the fans out of their misery. Obviously you prefer them to be more like whores anyway :shifty:

5. Work with and develop the wrestling talent within the company and OVW.

6. Come back and announce the end of the brand extension. (I can hear the ovation from the fans already)

7. Leave other wrestling feds the F*** alone because we need the competition. Wrestlers deserve to have a means of living besides you and the WWE. Plus everything you touched turned to crap (XFL, WCW, ECW, Smackdown Records, The World and soon WWE Films)
Always remember the most botched angle in wrestling history: WCW INVASION!!!

8. Stop rehashing angles and gimmicks. We don't want fake clones of past greats. The worst is when you redo crappy angles that have already failed.

9. Stop using soo many ref bumps. Honestly it is soo overdone that it's even become annoying. How is anyone supposed to take them seriously if they get punched or shoved and nothing happens to the wrestler. How then are we supposed to believe they have any authority in the ring? And stop having them wrestle as well. At least attempt to look like a sport.

10. Incorporate an off season like the NFL and such. It does not have to be long, even two weeks is better than nothing. This will build up anticipation plus it would give a much needed break to the WWE crew and prevent burnout. You are oversaturating the market.

11. Vince QUALITY is better than QUANTITY. You can triple or quadruple shows and even have a pay per view every day of the month. You can even make the crew stay on the road the whole year straight. If it's garbage we aint paying or watching. No one wants to see the junk your're selling increased. WORK SMARTER NOT HARDER!! Fix the problems and the money and fans will flow like they did before the crash of 2001 (WCW INVASION).

I have more in depth ideas but you got the idea.
After that I'm sure the anticipation alone would put you in the 4.5 or more ratings range.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SirRoundSound again.

Nice to see you back buddy, I should send this off to Triple A and try get my own column ;)

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SirRoundSound again.

BAHGAWD

Jobber love :love:

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That was what I'm being itching to send to vinniemac@wwe.com. :y:

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A shame he'll ignore this for the 193894782958278th time.

You must spread some rep blah blah blah.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SirRoundSound again.

Good ideas, can't rep you right now, but good ideas. :y:

What everybody else said. SirRoundSound/Ferocious, that is without a doubt one of the best thing said on these boards in a pretty long time.

See bitches, I'm not such a jobber afterall ;)

Plus, you are using my old avatar :yes:

WTF this is the first avatar I used here when I signed up Bitch, Truely original ;)

The 2 week offseason is one of the best ideas I've heard, much applause for you.

Goldbird you ass my rep sheet says Lets do it bitches about 8 times in a row

Good ideas, Rep for SirRoundSound

I was kinda hoping for a discussion about the above points. :)

<font color=8307ff><b>Yeah there were some pretty good ideas in there.</font></b>

<font color=8307ff><b>I thought it was a wolf. :o</font></b>

Actually, given the roster split, this could actually work. Give each brand an official "two weeks off" and fill the show slot with a "best of" or something; meanwhile the other brand continues as usual so it's not like we're totally devoid of wrestling.

Actually yes you are quite right it was ;)

<TABLE class=tborder cellSpacing=1 cellPadding=4 width="100%" align=center border=0><TBODY id=collapseobj_usercp_reputation><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-07-2004 12:04 AM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>HeartBreakKid2k</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 10:50 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>The Forgotten One</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%"></TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 10:26 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>natureboycv</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches (9 times now)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p448271 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 09:15 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>legendkiller</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%"></TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...on_balance.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 08:53 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>foodstampchamp</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 07:31 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>EcKo 03 ComPlEX</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 07:25 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Tornado</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 06:18 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Deadman Inc</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 05:27 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>TheYoungDominant</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 03:56 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Sensei Of Mattitude</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 03:50 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Outsider</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">let's do it bitches</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>http://64.227.53.186/images/forums/r...tation_pos.gif</TD><TD class=alt1Active id=p447952 width="50%">Alright Vince Listen Up</TD><TD class=alt2 noWrap>07-06-2004 03:37 PM</TD><TD class=alt1 noWrap>Hired Hitman</TD><TD class=alt2 width="50%">true dat.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

LMAO, WTF?

Actually, there was a thread a few weeks back where I expanded on an idea that someone mentioned about having an off season. Credit should go to that person for that particular point, but this was a great post nonetheless by Feroc... I mean SirRoundSound :p

I have to spread Rep around.