WWE thingy...
 

World Wrestling Federation Entertainment

Titan Towers
1241 East Main St.
P.O. Box 3851
Stamford, CT 06905-3851

Phone: (203) 352-8600
Press Info: (203) 353-2891
FAX: (203)-352-8699


i wanna see someone send them a fax...

Prank call them

Prank call them as Jeff Hardy or someone from NWA and just tease them about their product.

'Hello, you have reached World Wrestling Federation Entertainment. How may I help you?'

'First, I would like to just get to know you.'

'OK.'

'I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately.'

................

You get the idea.

Prank calling the WWE is for pussies.

Be a man and prank call 911 instead.

And have the cops locate me and knock me silly with a night stick.










Yeah I think I will pass :o

I know that one the next question is going to be Who is your daddy and what does he do ?
Good old Kindergarden Cop Arnold

"Why is a Nazi the World Champ?"

" Huh?"

"JBL Damnit why did you give a Nazi the..."

Click

Fight the machine!

yeah prank call 911 i wanna see somone on cops give shout outs to people from TPWW...

HEADLINE FROM THE FUTURE:

INTERNATIONAL INTERNET TERRORIST CELL DISCOVERED MASQUARADING AS WRESTLING WEBSITE

there leader a guy only known as... Triple A.....

:lol: :y:

*dials*

Gets a recorded message ,"We are not going to tell you anything you don't already know. Please watch WWE RAW and Smackdown! for the latest developments in WWE. Thank you."

:(

O'haire is working the lines?

Apparently they put his cage near the telephone switchboard. :nono:

I'm bored at work so I've faxed them a few

push Y2J

signs :lol: :lol:

Hello, I'm a wrestler on the UK wrestling scene and I was wondering.....Hello.................HELLO!

"Hello, I'm representing the WWF, my name is Panda. If you do not remove the word 'Federation' from your business I am going to throw a hissey fit and sue you for lots of money. But dont make me do that, otherwise I would be a saaaaaaaaad panda"

LOFL!

"Hi, this is world wrestling elephants calling you. We have found that you have directly infringed our copyrights by using the term "WWE" as the name of your product. We have now....."

Toottt.......

"Basically we have a bunch of wrestling elephants from..."

Tottzz.......


"who are very fit and ready to sell to Triple H anytime..."

Tootzzz.....



"Before that happens, please refrain from using the term WWE from now onwards..."

Toottzz...


"Thank you for your kind attention, this has been world wrestling elephants."









:shifty:

:lol:

" I reprsent the Olsen Twins and you are taking our job of making shitty TV. Please refrain from this act as soon as possible."

I have called them before, to find out about events in my area, and all calls are answered by a machine. For "fan information," you say "fan hotline," and then you're transferred to some guy. You leave your name and phone number and he never returns your call. If you want to reach someone else, you have to know their extension.

"Hi my name is Vince Russo,are there any Jo..."
*click*
"hello? hello?"

And that is the machine hanging up....

^^
LMAO :y:

I was gonna do an O'Haire joke until someone beat me to it. :(

My friend called them while Stone Cold was still CEO in 1999. He ACTUALLY thought that the operator would say "Who the hell is this? Yeah what the hell do you want?"

And according to the docu-film "Beyond The Mat"< all that happens is the operator says "World Wrestling Federation... One moment" and puts you on hold.

Hi WWE. How does it feel to know you also fucked up Wrestlemania 20 with the Cruiserweight match, goldberg/Lesnar, and by bringing back the Undertaker looking like a cowboy








YEEHAW :shifty:

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

"Hi is this the WWF?"

"No, this is World Wrestling Entertainment"

"Sorry I was looking for the pandas. I'm sorry"

"Huh?"

"I'm not telling you something you already know"

*click*

"Hello, World Wrestling Entertainment, how may I help you?"

"Hi-uhhh... This is the Game-uhhhh... Wana date-uhhh?"

"But Paul, wouldnt Step..."

"Screw her-uhhh! I wana fuck you-uhhh!"

"Re... Really? I dunno what to..."

"HAHAHA! I'm just fucking with you! I aint Triple..."

**Click**

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"Hello, World Wrestling Entertainment, how may I help you?"

"Uh, hi, I'm RVD's drug dealer and he's late on payments ag..."

**Click**

"GOD DAMMIT! Im never gonna get my fucking money!"

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"Hello, World Wrestling Entertainment, how may I help you?"

"Hey Brother! It's Terr..."

**Click**

"Hello?"

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"Hello, World Wrestling Entertainment, how may I help you?"

"OHHH YEAH! SNA..."

**Click**

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"Hello, World Wrestling Entertainment, how may I help you?"

"Hi! This is the US Nazi organazation, and we would like to award you with the "Nazis on TV" award this year, how does that sound?"

"One moment please..."

**5 minuites later**

Vince: "Hello?"

"Hi! This is the US Nazi organazation, and we would like to award you with the "Nazis on TV" award this year, how does that sound?"

"GREAT! I'll send JBL and myself there, when and where is it?"

"It's tonight... In the back ally... Dont bring anyone else, it's a, uh, secrete..."

"ALL RIGHT! I'll be there in 5!"

"Sounds good!"

**Click**

**Cocks shotgun**

:rofl: