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Mark Henry 'Shot In The Ass 3 Times'

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It has been reported that WWE Superstar and 'World's Strongest Man' Mark Henry, is recovering in hospital after being shot in the ass three times.

On July 22 2004, Henry was driving to pick up his laundry when he thought he heard an argument from behind a fast food joint. When he approached, he saw two men restraining a trainee staff member while filling sacks with the various hot snacks on offer. Without hesitation, Henry grabbed the two sacks and began to eat the contents. As he was able to free a sticky cheeseburger from the bottom of the sack, he felt a sharp pain in his ass, this passed when he released the built up gas caused by his earlier trip to a Mexican restaurant. However, before long he felt a second pain is his behind, and this one was not cured by even emptying his bowels in an attempt to relieve the pressure. He was later informed by a friend that he had three bullet-holes in his left butt cheek, which doctors confirmed were made by a 25 caliber handgun.

It is believed that Henry will require a metal plate to be inserted into his behind, to prevent any further damage. By all accounts, he is recovering well in hospital and should be able to sit in relative comfort within seven days.

credit: wrestling observer.

WOW, I never liked this guy before, but I have a new-found respect for him. :y:

false credit. **Fires a Ban Cannon

LoL, but I hope I never see him wrestle ever again:n:

I see what you did there :)

I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.

Wow. I mean, just wow. I never liked him as a wrestler, but man he's one tough sob not to realise three bullets inserted into his ass. I have all the respect in the world for this guy now, that's just incredible.

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Originally Posted by AssMan

I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.

YOU MEAN THERE'S PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm about to fall out of my chair. You people really need to stop.

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Originally Posted by Loose Cannon

false credit. **Fires a Ban Cannon

AHAHAHA!!!

THAT WAS SO FUNNY! YOU'RE A RIOT!

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Originally Posted by AssMan

I hope everyone realizes that this is a take-off of the recent Perry Saturn incident.

REALLY??????????????

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Originally Posted by The Critic

YOU MEAN THERE'S PEOPLE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'm about to fall out of my chair. You people really need to stop.

Did anyone take the Saturn story seriously?

calm down there Kane Knight. wasn't taking it seriously. One of Funky's rules was that you couldn't post news without credit or give false credit. And Jabba put the :( face because he thought he couldn't post these bits anymore. Just a joke between me and Jabba.

And what is your deal with me all of a sudden? Why the sacastic attacks?

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It gets funnier every time I see that hilarious joke.

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Originally Posted by Rob

Did anyone take the Saturn story seriously?

'Sadly enough, it looked like people did.

I find it funny that getting shot in the neck would be a reason to respect someone. I mean, sure, he wigged out in the ring and beat the fuck out of someone, coulda really seriously injured/crippled him, but he got shot in the neck! that's an act of definite respect.

:wank:

It sacres me.

I guess thats why they call Henry the World's Strongest Man.

Ba Dum Chhhhhhhhhh.

I heard on www.beatingthejoketodeath.com that Orton took 3 shots to the ass, batista took three in the back, and Flair took 3 on the chin.

Oh, we were talking bullets.

Was Teddy Long the gunman?

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Originally Posted by What Would Kevin Do?

Was Teddy Long the gunman?

:lol:

This had me laughing till I had a headache.

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Originally Posted by What Would Kevin Do?

Was Teddy Long the gunman?

Fucking.

Beautiful.

You get rep for reviving that one. :rofl:

HHH and Batista take 3 shots in the ass every day

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Originally Posted by Rob

HHH and Batista take 3 shots in the ass every day

Mine was better.

You think Chyna ever shot HHH in the face?

With that nose?

She could be aiming for Waltman, and STILL get 'im.

With her...uhhh..."gun."