Steven Seagal
 

Oh man. I was watching part of one of his newer movies. Hahahahahaha he's the best action star ever.

He's gotten really fat, he has the same long hair, and wears comfortable asian robe shirts that make him look even fatter. Now his martial art moves in his movies look like a dark match, like he will slap a guy and he'll go flying through a table. He turned and shot as he turned, and it was all so obvious and corny, I realized...

Steven Seagal is the only action star to survive. Arnie kind of did, turning to politics, but Steven Seagal realizes that his kind are jokes, so now he makes corny self-deprecating action.

And he's FAT. His constant look of intensity has turned into comedic squinting.

:love:

haha I think I was watching the one you were talking about.

Isn't Segal supposed to be a reincarnation of some Buddist monk are something as is high up in the sort of chain of command? I'm sorry about my jibberish.

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Steven Seagal is a terrible actor. God :nono: He seems to have have realized this himself, going with the flow. Commercials are like that too.

He comes out with like fucking four movies a year. We have like 97235 of his movies on our new release shelf.

Yeah I know. And usually all but one are direct to video, if that.

Yeah he pumps about a bunch of shyte. I saw an interview with this jabroni on TV once and he said he doesn't like violence. He is like a real life non violent religous person or something.

I heard he beats his wife.

He might be a joke now but Under Siege was a great movie.
Not because of Seagal but it was still good.

He still doesn't hold a candle to Jean-Claude Van Dam. :shifty:

Remember the end scene in Bloodsport where he, as Frank Dux, told Jackson "I love you my friend"?

LOL what a fag.

Steven Seagal is the man.

Steven Seagal blows...

Under Siege is indeed a kick ass movie.

His best role however, is in Executive Decision...:shifty:

I liked his earlier stuff.

Thats only because he dies five minutes into it.

Really nuff said.

ever notice how most of his roles are based on the same thing?

:rofl: The funny thing is they built him up like the big co-star in the commericals.

....

Only reason why a seagal movie sucks now is cuz he keeps bringing in these pussy rappers, who have no business being about.

But really I've always liked the guy. He is the best martial arts action star out there. And BTW, in reality he would kill most any other action star in a fight. Easily. Don't believe me I suggest you take a gander at his list of fighting credentials.

Born to kill was top notch. He had better films back in the day yeah, but I can't dislike the guy. Much better than the pussifeid action stars we shell out now. Vin Diesel good lord.

What's that one with the virus that a militia let out and he's a Native American chemist or something?

Was it On Deadly Ground? My mother bought that for me a few years ago, it was horrible, although not as bad as the Glimmer Man. Ugh, Segal and a Wayans.

I remember one time, back in the mid 80's probably, Seagal was being interviewed. The interviewer asked him about his real life martial arts abilities. He said he was good, but that there were some guys that could destroy him so quick, that it was scary. I always gave him credit for being honest and not cocky. Still though, he sucks as an actor.

He's not a bad actor at all. He has acting talent, he just chooses the wrong movies that bombs. But I guess he doesn't care about success, he just does movies for the love of acting. I love Steven Segal movies.

-Out For Justice
-Hard to Kill
-Under Siege 1 and 2
-On Deadily Ground

My father absolutely loves Seagal and still watches all of his movies when they get on TV. Seagal does nothing for me though. I find his movies boring for most of them